This list is in no ways complete. Nor will it ever be. =)
I'm a 28 year old entertainer, musician, raconteur, and a benevolent oddball, debating whether to make his profile ridiculous, hilarious, or just plain stupid, for shits and giggles. An ENFP, on his second go-round on this thing. (Thus, the redux.)
Have: O's playoff tickets (all the way through the World Series)
Want: cute female fan accompaniment. This means know your baseball and, well, be attractive. Apply within.
I'm also convinced that "quickmatch" at least when it pertains to being on the mobile version of this condenses all that is terrible and judgmental and otherwise repulsive of our society and condenses it to a giant game of "smash or pass." I'm slightly ashamed that I: a) do it anyway, b) call it that, c) that I skip almost everyone.
You know it's bad when OKC decides to throw random dudes in your quickmatch. It's like "Ok Justin, you fail at matching with females, let's try some dudes." How about: let's not.
A fan of: Sports, NYC, making and listening to music, art, creativity, substances, my guitars, my bandmates, good food, good sex, people of substance, people who are awesome, people who partake.
Looking for: Intellectual, creative female, 18-30, who isn't afraid to follow their dreams and make something amazing happen with their time. Can keep up, can throw down. Open minded. Open hearted. The head, heart and soul are what's most important. (That doesn't mean looks don't matter! They do, sorry.) Speaking of that... Cute, bespectacled, a fellow oddball... Think art school chic, music scene, or young professional look.
Interested? Don't act like you don't know what to do. As a friend of mine once said, "Ain't nothing stopping you but air and opportunity."