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28 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:44am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So one day I decided it might be a good idea to check this more than once a month.

This list is in no ways complete. Nor will it ever be. =)

I'm a 28 year old entertainer, musician, raconteur, and a benevolent oddball, debating whether to make his profile ridiculous, hilarious, or just plain stupid, for shits and giggles. An ENFP, on his second go-round on this thing. (Thus, the redux.)

Have: O's playoff tickets (all the way through the World Series)
Want: cute female fan accompaniment. This means know your baseball and, well, be attractive. Apply within.

I'm also convinced that "quickmatch" at least when it pertains to being on the mobile version of this condenses all that is terrible and judgmental and otherwise repulsive of our society and condenses it to a giant game of "smash or pass." I'm slightly ashamed that I: a) do it anyway, b) call it that, c) that I skip almost everyone.

You know it's bad when OKC decides to throw random dudes in your quickmatch. It's like "Ok Justin, you fail at matching with females, let's try some dudes." How about: let's not.

A fan of: Sports, NYC, making and listening to music, art, creativity, substances, my guitars, my bandmates, good food, good sex, people of substance, people who are awesome, people who partake.

Looking for: Intellectual, creative female, 18-30, who isn't afraid to follow their dreams and make something amazing happen with their time. Can keep up, can throw down. Open minded. Open hearted. The head, heart and soul are what's most important. (That doesn't mean looks don't matter! They do, sorry.) Speaking of that... Cute, bespectacled, a fellow oddball... Think art school chic, music scene, or young professional look.

Interested? Don't act like you don't know what to do. As a friend of mine once said, "Ain't nothing stopping you but air and opportunity."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making music, watching sports, being ridiculous, playing shows, having fun with it all because it's too damn short.

I also work way too much for my own good. I co-own a music studio in Baltimore ( If you're a musician I definitely want to hear from you. =)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things... And... Stuff... I don't know. I still can't figure out what to put here, because "being entertaining" feels like shameless self promotion, "sex" sounds too conceited, "having fun" sounds too cliche...

I'm a pretty good cook? A decent athlete? I don't know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The eyes usually have it. Or the band, that too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There's too much of this to list. I'm not even gonna try right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Keys, wallet, cellphone, guitar, computer, and... you maybe?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, business plans,, random adventures, who knows what else.

Why, if you are posing in a picture with someone else, I automatically assume you're the ugly one. (Does that make me sound like an asshole? Sorry 'bout that.) I do like pleasant surprises though.

Life, politics, sports, technology, what to eat, what to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a show, in the studio, or doing what most people do with their friday nights.

Taking over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't ride a bike.
You should message me if
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your heart's still open, and if so I wanna know what time it shuts.

You wanna throw down. Or if you like what you see.