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PoptartHyena

29 Upper Darby, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Sep 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I read my old summary and it was pretty embarrassing. I probably won't write another one, but here's a list of some things I like:

- Dancing
- Hiking
- Driving
- Video games
- Music/concerts
- Movies and bad movie marathons
- Writing
- Paranormal/ghost towns/hauntings
- Late night walks (sometimes even on the beach)
- Thrift shopping
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure it out as I go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Color coordination and interior design/decorating—that sure was a surprise to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I have a lot of reading to get caught up on, but I greatly enjoy science fiction. At the moment I'm reading Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson, and afterwards Vonnegut's Galápagos.

If you have never read the book Eat Them Alive by Pierce Nace then I highly recommend you do so. It's a treat.

Movies: Honestly? Just about anything. I'm pretty good at finding something to enjoy in just about any movie.

Shows: Bob's Burgers (I'm "boy Tina" according to many people I know) and other cartoons, cooking shows, and Vikings.

Music: Most of it.

Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't answer this. I've never been without something that I could not do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why they keep re-hashing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They should just re-air the original series.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working, and then after that probably dancing or karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes, before work, I watch Pokemon and eat sugary kid cereals.

"I eat my sugar cereal, but it makes my teeth bacterial."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to learn to play Dungeons and Dragons.