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PoptartHyena

28 Upper Darby, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I read my old summary and it was pretty embarrassing. I probably won't write another one, but here's a list of some things I like (in other words, they're good conversation starters):

- Dancing
- Hiking
- Video games
- Music/concerts
- Movies and bad movie marathons
- Writing
- Paranormal/ghost towns/hauntings
- Late night walks (sometimes even on the beach)
- Thrift shopping
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Color coordination and interior design/decorating—that sure was a surprise to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have all ten fingers and toes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I have a lot of reading to get caught up on, but I greatly enjoy science fiction. At the moment I'm reading Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson, and afterwards Vonnegut's Galápagos.

If you have never read the book Eat Them Alive by Pierce Nace then I highly recommend you do so. It's a treat.

Movies: Cheesy 80's movies, horror movies, smart comedies (although ridiculous comedies can be nice to veg out in front of sometimes), sci-fi, kung-fu, and action movies that have a plot beyond just the crazy action... you know, basically all movies.

Shows: I watch the Daily Show and Colbert Report when I catch them, and sometimes I flip to Cartoon Network. Discovery and The Food Network are cool, too.

Music: Most of it.

Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't answer this. I've never been without something that I could not do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why they keep re-hashing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They should just re-air the original series.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working, and then after that probably dancing or karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, before work, I watch Pokemon and eat sugary kid cereals.

"I eat my sugar cereal, but it makes my teeth bacterial."
You should message me if
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you want to. I'm a pretty okay guy, and I've never been called creepy. At least not to my face. That's good, right?

(Also if you'd like to play Dungeons & Dragons)