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PorcupineTree

30 San Jose, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Well, I'm a strong-willed, stubborn, dependable, easygoing, and loyal taurus woman. I'm a dabbler in both the sciences and the arts, so when I'm not working at the vet hospital, I'm drawing, writing, painting, singing, listening to music, working on costumes and props for Halloween, watching movies/TV, playing video games, LARPing, scaring people during October, reading, and thinking about kinky sex. I'm a total geek, and I wave my freak flag high and with pride.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Registered Veterinary Technician (basically an RN for animals), so I can help all of my animal friends. That being said, I'm still a carnivore. Anyway, I'm going for it all, a job I love and enough money to fund all of my creative projects, nerdy games, and social life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I'm proficient in numerous clinical skills (I should hope), and I learn more every day. Also, as previously mentioned, I have a widespread list of creative endeavors, so my skills include drawing, painting, writing, role playing, video gaming, cracking puns, making sound effects, and so forth.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my freak flag. Seriously, it's up there. However, I am always cautious on the first meeting, so if I seem aloof, it's because I'm trying to get a feel for you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a)Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card, anything by Roald Dahl, anything by Bruce Coville, Phillip K. Dick, really just lots of sci-fi and fantasy... b)The Princess Bride, Hot Fuzz, Kill Bill vol. I+II, Batman Returns, Begins, and the Dark Knight, Star Wars IV V VI... seriously, Empire was the best, Tombstone, The Matrix The Incredibles, Ghost in the Shell 2, Ninja Scroll, Gladiator, The Emperor's New Groove, Dexter... I have more... c)Metal mostly, but I have my guilty pleasures in other genres... Opeth, NIN, In Flames, Iced Earth, Megadeth, Nevermore, *screw all you metal head elitists* Metallica, Rammstein, Tool, Slipknot, Korn, Perfect Circle, Puscifer, Fear Factory and then we have the misc. secion, VNV Nation, Tom Waits, Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, DMX, Sublime, Porcupine Tree, Finger Eleven, RHCP, Oingo Boingo, Incubus, and a whole host of others... d) I *heart* sushi, japanese, chinese, italian, mexican, and I'm sure I left out some cruicial food groups, but really, Japanese food is my #1 favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hmmm, an umbrella... because you ALWAYS forget your damn umbrella....my knives because if I'm without food I can always kill something and eat it... some sort of fire making tool...

wait, we're not talking about stranded in the wilderness, are we?

Seriously though, I could never do without my brain, most of my organs, at least 5-6 pints of blood, oxygen, at least three of my five senses, and my imagination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
in what direction I'm going, how I'm supposed to get there, proper grammar, how to have the most fun as possible, for as little miserable time possible (I'm way better at it in theory...) and why I can't shut my brain up when I'm trying to sleep. I also think about art in some way shape or form, whether noodling on the guitar, to hacking away at the keyboard trying to form a coherent story, or just sketching something or other...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Dungeons and Dragons. Fifth ed is turning out to be a lot of fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to put herring in vegan food... bwahahahahahahaaaaaah! Victory is mine!

Sometimes, I like to lift my cat up high and sing Lion King.
You should message me if
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you like fun, laughs, good times, and sushi and/or if you are intelligent, mischievous, artistic, and maybe even bored... generally any combination of at least three of those those will provoke a positive response, but I'm willing to meet all kinds of people, so if you you find me interesting in the slightest, drop me a line....if you dare... *insert more evil cackling here* *P.S* It may take me quite some time to reply, as I vanish from the web for months at a time, but be not disheartened! It's nothing personal. I'll get back to you eventually :p

Oh, and if it's ever you or the cats, I will pick the cats. You have been warned.