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Pork_Chop_Hero

41 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hello, and thanks for clicking on my face! I've got a heart of 24 karat gold and love eating, drinking, cooking, music and making merry. Grew up in suburban Pa. and reside in the East Village. That's all for now, thanks for playing!
What I’m doing with my life
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Writer, editor, man of leisure.
I’m really good at
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Telling stories, making you laugh, being a sweetheart, playing impeccable sets on dive bar jukeboxes, cooking in a skillet, being awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The mime that i hired to follow me everywhere i go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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LISTS!

music: , stones, kinks, howlin wolf, joy division, prince, bowie, lcd, dinosaur jr, x, the clash, pixies, misfits, classic 60s soul and R&B, yacht rock, old country, new indie...basically anything that's good.

movies: rushmore, grizzly man, apocalypse now, 24 hour party people, raging bull, goodfellas, there will be blood, blue is the warmest color, boogie nights, room 237, blackfish, 20 feet from stardom, cave of forgotten dreams... love a good documentary.

wnyc. wfuv. this american life. wait wait don't tell me. american experience. eastbound and down. all of bourdain's stuff.....i was actually a guest on his travel channel show....check out the 30 second teaser here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6QXUrfk7mE

so yeah, fairly obsessed with food. i like raw bar, maryland blue crabs, spicy miso ramen, burgers, roast chicken, pho, cumin lamb noodles, huevos rancheros, cornichons. good cheese. whatever you got, really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my friends, good times, beautiful moments, leisurely dinners, laughs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How i can get into clown college
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not having dinner with friends downtown or in Brooklyn? Staying in, cooking, watching movies, getting weird.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was once paid to write an "adult board game."
I used to sell Craftmatic Adjustable Beds (yes, the ones on TV).
You should message me if
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You think I seem interesting and would like to meet for drinks and/or be in a montage with me.