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Pork_Chop_Hero

41 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, and thanks for clicking on my face! I've got a heart of 24 karat gold and love eating, drinking, cooking, music and making merry. Grew up in suburban Pa. and reside in the East Village. That's all for now, thanks for playing!
What I’m doing with my life
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Writer, editor, man of leisure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories, making you laugh, being a sweetheart, playing impeccable sets on dive bar jukeboxes, being awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The mime that I hired to follow me everywhere I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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LISTS!

Music: Recent spotify listens include kurt vile, tame impala, drive by truckers, howlin wolf, ghostface, suicide, fugazi, beach house, prince.

Movies: rushmore, 24 hour party people, goodfellas, there will be blood, blue is the warmest color, room 237, blackfish, sherman's march, who is harry nilsson?... love a good documentary.

TV and the Radio: wnyc forever. hbo stuff. anthony bourdain. was actually a guest on his travel channel show. check out the 30 second teaser here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6QXUrfk7mE

Food: love raw bar, maryland blue crabs, spicy miso ramen, burgers, pho, bbq, huevos rancheros, cornichons. gruyere. whatever you got, really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my friends, good times, beautiful moments, leisurely dinners, laughs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How i can get into clown college
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not having dinner with friends downtown or in Brooklyn? Staying in, cooking, watching movies, getting weird.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once paid to write an "adult board game."
I used to sell Craftmatic Adjustable Beds (yes, the ones on TV).
You should message me if
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You think I seem interesting and would like to meet for drinks and/or be in a montage with me.