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PortEuroTrash

34 Astoria, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Education
Graduated from masters program
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born and raised in southern Europe, currently live in New York city, and am trying desperately to act my age.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Inspiring young minds (i teach), writing a column for two soccer publications, hosting my own soccer podcast, and making guest appearances on sports radio.

More importantly, though, i'm trying to discover a way to make lounging on the beach into a career (everything is just better when done on the beach).

I spend a lot of time in Europe visiting my family and friends, and even more of it playing soccer in various city soccer leagues.

I'm rarely at home, unless it's winter, since I have a serious aversion to cold weather.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending i know what i'm talking about, convincingly. A much overlooked quality :)

Getting apathetic teenagers to enjoy literature

Running after a ball for 90 minutes along with 21 other guys.

Taking great pleasure in humbling children with my far superior sand castles :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my sartorial choices rest greatly on a jean and t-shirt combo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catch 22, The Road, The Handmaid's Tale, The Things They Carried.

Wes Anderson movies

The Daily Show and other political satire.

True Detective, Game of Thrones, True Blood, Girls, Shameless, Homeland, and Boardwalk Empire.

Music: like everything else, it depends on the mood. However, i'm unabashedly, a child of the 90's.

Am a total foodie, but have a hard time boiling an egg. Help!

Red wine is good for the soul.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beaches
Books
Soccer / Futbol
Pillows
Coffee
Head-scratching
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that always seem like good ideas, but inevitably turn out to be the opposite. I also spend an inordinate amount of time fantasizing about saving the world - sans cape.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably doing things i shouldn't, with people who should be advising me better.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once failed to shower for close to a week. But to my credit, i was stranded on a deserted island.
You should message me if
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You're willing to dedicate yourself to the betterment of humanity.

You're happy just lounging on a beach whenever you can.

You don't mind competing with twenty-two sweaty men for my affection.