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PortEuroTrash

33 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Dec 8, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I was born and raised in southern Europe, currently live in New York city, and am trying desperately to act my age.

My immaturity is particularly evident on the beach, where i take great pleasure in humbling children with my far superior sand castles :)
What I’m doing with my life
Indoctrinating young minds (i'm a teacher), writing a column for two soccer publications, and making guest appearances on sports radio. More importantly, though, i'm trying to discover a way to make lounging on the beach into a career (everything is just better when done on the beach).

I spend a lot of time in Europe visiting my family and friends, and even more of it playing soccer in various city soccer leagues.

I'm rarely at home, unless it's winter, since I have a serious aversion to cold weather.
I’m really good at
Pretending i know what i'm talking about, convincingly. A much overlooked quality :)

Getting apathetic teenagers to enjoy literature

Running after ball for 90 minutes along with 21 other guys.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my sartorial choices rest greatly on a jean, t-shirt, flip flop (or converse) combo.

And i've been told that i have a funny walk. Usually, by students who try very hard to annoy me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Catch 22, The Road, The Handmaid's Tale, The Things They Carried.

Wes Anderson movies

Game of Thrones, True Blood, Girls, Shameless, Homeland, and Boardwalk Empire.

Music: like everything else, it depends on the mood. However, i'm unabashedly, a child of the 90's.

Am a total foodie, but have a hard time boiling an egg. Help!

Red wine is good for the soul.
The six things I could never do without
Friends
Chapstick
Beaches
Books
Soccer
Pillows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that always seem like good ideas, but inevitably turn out to be the opposite. I also spend an inordinate amount of time fantasizing about saving the world - sans cape.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably doing things i shouldn't, with people who should be advising me better.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once failed to shower for close to a week. But to my credit, i was stranded on a deserted island.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're desirous of reclaiming those moments where time doesn't matter, and are willing to dedicate yourself to the betterment of humanity.

You're happy just lounging on a beach whenever you can.

You can sit in the stands on a cold day, watching me run around a soccer field.