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Portabellabutto

46 F Tampa, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hi there! I'm an outgoing, self-sufficient displaced Yankee who now calls Tampa home. I'm fairly new to the area, so it's been fun checking out a lot of the local hot spots, beaches, landmarks, etc. There's no shortage of things to do and places to explore, but I'm looking for a fun, friendly, witty tour guide to enhance the experience ;)
What I’m doing with my life
I work as an analyst/consultant in retirement benefits, so I like to explore the lighter side of life in my off hours.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very witty - I try to find humor in every situation. Sometimes this is met with very disastrous results, but then that makes it kinda funny. See what I did there?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love comedies/dramas, sports, sushi, a fabulous ribeye, Modest Mouse, and Keane. And pickles- I love pickles ;)
The six things I could never do without
My dog, red wine, sunshine, hockey, Sunday morning coffee, girls night out, family. Ok, that's 7 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The seven things listed above.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have no typical Friday night - I could be in a pub, at the grocery store, getting a massage, out for dinner and drinks with friends, home in my PJ's watching tv, or shopping online.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 39–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are drama-free, kind-hearted, and love hockey, dogs, and convertibles.