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Portal_Fanatic

19 Plainview, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there. Shut the door and have a seat.

I'm just a fat trash babby who likes drawing; no different than anyone you've ever met and are bound to meet, and probably no different than the majority of desperate babbies on this site. I won't speak in poems for you, but I'll speak coherently enough so that you understand me without having to pull out a translator.
I like learning about others, so tell me about yourself!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I'm focusing on my education and expanding my knowledge. I still consider myself naive, so my endeavors are far from over.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawin', scribblin' on napkins, and collectin' hourglasses.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, considering that I'm not other people, I wouldn't really know.
My first guess would be my face.
jokes on them tho 'cause my face is horrible :^)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I do like dystopian novels and anything of the science-fiction genre, but it's a damn shame that I don't read as much as I used to. :(
But, a notable book that I'd like to give credit to is 'Catcher in the Rye'. A high-school classic that holds both a memorable character and an interesting metaphor!

Here's a list of beautifully crafted movies (if not, ones that I thoroughly enjoyed watching)
Mother (2009)
The Illusionist(2010)
Pacific Rim(2013): This right here is my favourite film of all time. Although I do think some of the characters were shallow and unconvincing, it's a great movie besides that.
The Heat(2013)
Drive(2011)
Antichrist(2009)
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead(2006)
The Rabbi's Cat
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: I have yet to watch the American one that came out sometimes last year (probably?), but the foreign version was definitely worth watching and definitely worth checking out if you're into mysteries.
Cashback
Amelie
Sound of Noise

I really don't want television all that much, but I really like Mad Men, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Queer as Folk, Louie, and Futurama.
And, actually, I've recently started watching Space Dandy and Kill la Kill (no, I'm not a weeaboo.), and I love 'em. If you know any other shows that you think I might like, message me and I'll check 'em out!

I'm open to all genres of music, but I definitely prefer swing, jazz, and some alternative above all else.
If you want artists, here:
Frank Sinatra
Sammie Davis Jr.
Dean Martin
Peggy Lee
Arctic Monkeys
Hauschka
Johann Johannsson
Kasabian (yes, the one with the asshole singer)
Jimmy Durante.
Aphex Twin
Die Antwoord
Bjork
Eyedea and Abilities
Aesop Rock
Freddie Joachim
I also really like listening to soundtracks.

For food, I currently don't have a favourite.
I really like Italian cuisine, if that helps!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other than the essentials (air, water, a house, clothes, toilet paper, etc)?
Well, I don't need much. Probably a bicycle.
Some nice music.
Things to learn and discover.
Books to read and analyze.
... Aaaand, that'd be about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what i might eat for dinner

All joking aside, probably just possibilities.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows? I can go from reading to hanging about the city in 0.2 seconds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
An interesting tidbit (I think), that people seem to be really intrigued by: Around my sophomore year, I was actually granted a scholarship from Harvard and got automatic admission when I graduated, but I'm still contemplating whether or not I wanna go.

I also giggle at the word moist occasionally.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a new friend, or a simple discussion, regardless of the topic. I won't guarantee you anything.
Oh, and I have a HORRIBLE habit of reading messages before I go to sleep and then completely forget to reply. If I don't reply to you, it's not that I'm not interested. It's just that I'm a forgetful lil shit.
Also, if you're going to message me, then you better be prepared to make a fucking effort to make a conversation; Don't message me and cry about how no girls/guys ever reply to you, then start replying with one-word responses. You wanna talk? Then fucking talk.