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Portal_Fanatic

18 Lubbock, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 5:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Student
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The pursuit of life, liberty, truth, happiness, and spaghetti

if anyone asks you who the fuck I am, you tell them I swing across crowded rooms on chandeliers and I punch bad guys who steal ancient artifacts. That's what's real, ok?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
making very fresh and spooky memes
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
having a car and not driving it
also im really good at stuffing three french fries in my mouth at once
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
lmao like anyone notices me to begin with
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So I wrote down 5,155 individual movie, book, and television show titles on this yellow notepad that I found in a box in my closet. I should've typed it out and probably questioned why I had a box with a yellow notepad in it BUT TOO LATE NOW. it was a nice color pen though.

I only listen to the sounds of nebulas collapsing in on themselves

but I really like french fries and spaghetti
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Twenty dollars that I borrowed from you.
-Another twenty dollars that I borrowed from you
-one last twenty dollars that I borrowed from you
-a ride in your car to the store at midnight to buy trail mix and barbecue chips
-a secret compartment in your closet to hide the snacks I buy at midnight that my roommate won't allow in the house
-jenga
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
very fresh and spooky memes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking at very fresh and spooky memes

reviving the dead body of michaelangelo so he can paint The Creation of Adam on the napkins that I steal from restaurants

or playing jenga. Whatever's cool
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch those cooking shows that come on late at night or early in the mornings, with the ladies that smile and have nice porcelain dishware.
You should message me if
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you like very fresh and spooky memes
you think you could try to compete with me in sticking more than three fries in your mouth at once

I have also been made aware that my profile claims that I reply v selectively but do not be afraid!!! in actuality, my love of spookiness, freshness, and memes makes me forget sometimes that I have to do productive human things!!
do not be afraid to msg me I will not bite you !!