I have a three step system in which I work this site after writing many a novella to women only to receive no response. So I will now break them down for you so I am not to waste your time or mine.
Step 1: I will read your profile (yes read, not just look at photos.) If I think we are a good fit I will rate you 4/5 stars. Enough to send an email to you saying "this lovely awesome gentleman thinks you are cool."
Step 2: You hopefully read through my profile (don't just look at the photos ladies, I am more than just a piece of meat.) and you rate me back.
Step 3: If we match, and we get one of those "you guys match, hazzah!" messages I will write you a well thought-out ice breaking letter. In such letter there will be no mention of your looks, how badly I may want to sleep with you, or anything creepy/weird.
So if you are not looking to meet outside these virtual walls probably don't rate me back, or rate me real low, don't worry my self-esteem can take it. Honesty is the best approach.
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Now that the hard part is over let us begin.
Why hello there, thank you for taking the time to swing by my profile. I will try to keep this short, brief, and hopefully fun.
Let us begin with the whole open relationship thing. Yes, I am in one. No, this isn't one of those threesome postings. No, you don't have to meet her. Yes, it can be confusing. Finally, yes, I will answer any questions you may have on the topic. I am very much an open book.
I have an incredible job at a video game company. They work me Monday through Friday. I get to work with some seriously awesome folks, and one of rules at the office is "only one visible bottle of booze on your desk at a time." They gave us a neat little filing cabinet for the rest of our booze. Very thoughtful.
I am one of those Crossfitters you may have heard about, but I like to think I am not one of those ones who basically do the exact opposite of Fight Club; Rule 1, only talk about Crossfit. Nope, just something I like to do to stay in shape. I am also currently training for a marathon. That said I am going to let you in on a secret, running sucks.
I am also a cyclist. But I stop at red lights, look both ways, and don't dart in front of cars and than get upset when they honk. No I am a R E S P O N S I B L E cyclist. Wear a helmet and everything.
Adventure is pretty much my calling, and I am very interested in always trying new and exciting things. My previous adventures has had me jumping out of airplanes, waterfalls, throwing elaborate themed parties in the name of charity. Sometimes just meeting new awesome people and having a drink is a grand ole time as well.