When people ask me what I want to do with my life I tell them I want to be a Haberdasher.
I lie in the sun as much as possible. So I end up outside a lot. The other day I dozed in my drawers on a rug, chasing a sunbeam, for an hour.
I ride a motorcycle, but that's not who I am, even though I always wave to other motorcyclists. Her name is Sandy, and she's my most prized possession.
I can hold my breath for a long time, climb almost anything, and stand on my head.
I'm literati. That's someone who likes to read books? Ohhhhh bibliophile... Nah I like literati better. Ima take it back.