I'm terrible at these things but I'll give it a shot. I love politics - I think following them with the media is the best reality TV. Seriously, you can't make things up better than evangelical leaders getting caught doing meth with male prostitutes in a secret effort to divorce their wife (I'm looking at you, Ted). Or when congressmen are debating on the house floor, and people like Alan Grayson say things such as "Republicans want you to die quickly" or call an Enron lobbyist a K-Street whore. I also got to meet Bill Clinton, hug Hillary, shake Al's hand, and grimace at GW once.

When I'm not working, I'm trying to figure out where to go next - I love to travel. Currently in the mix is Canada and Central America - but I've been to Russia, Ukraine, Finland, Mexico, Dubai, and Abu Dhabi. Although, i've found it difficult to travel out of school. I mean - as a student you can get money to do these things .... but my employer is less inclined to let me live in a foreign country for 6 months on account of "broadening my horizons".

Lets see if I can think of some more cliches. I like movies, reading, and all that stuff. Going out is fun occasionally - and people are especially in luck when they see me at a club since it's like a free comedy show. Knowing that my dancing in clubs sucks (i'll blame it on the inebriation), I've tried my hand at Swing dancing. I'd love to pick it back up again, and try some lessons at Salsa Noche - but none of my friends are cool enough to come with me!

I'm a pretty particular person as well. I've been through enough relationships to at least have a pretty good idea of what I want. I'm definitely not a pushover, and some people might say I'm an ass. I think it's because I typically either get along great with somebody, or they absolutely loathe me. But I'm a strong believer that looking out for you and your own isn't a bad trait, and going after what you want isn't rude - its ambitious (Thats the Ayn Rand in me I guess). That being said, if we get along .... well then great! If not - don't take it personally.

Working, saving up money, and kicking myself in the ass to start studying for the LSAT.

Laughing at myself, guitar hero (I **almost** got through Fire and Flames on expert once!), making martini's (Dirty Stoli up), making actually palatable drinks when there's only a medley of disconcerted liquor left, using big words that I don't understand but convincing others I do... the list goes on.

I have no idea.... maybe boisterous comments? My nose? Some people have even said I remind them of Jim from The Office - but those people are racist. Apparently all Polish people look the same to them.

Favorite books would include The Stranger, Catch-22, Atlas Shrugged, Brave New World, 1984, Beneath the Wheel, Michael Crichton novels, Neuro Mancer, pretty much most stuff by Lermentov, Dan Brown stuff, Michael Crichton stuff, Siddhartha, random educational books on everything from number theory to neurology.

Favorite movies/TV would be Back to the Future trilogy, Indiana Jones trilogy, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Serenity, Man with No Name trilogy, Firefly, True Blood, Venture Brothers, ATHF, Sealab...

Favorite music - I love progressive trance, Oakenfold, Digweed, DJ Spooky, Prodigy, as well as hip-hop from the 90s (Del the Funky Homosapien, Tribe Called Quest, Souls of Mischief, Kool Keith,), Punk from the 90s (NOFX, Rancid, Bad Religion, Anti-Flag), some metal, and obscure eastern-european pop music.

The food I love is a fantastic chimichanga, and Hy-Vee salad bar (They have all-you-can-eat cheesecake dessert!)

In no particular order...
1.) Oxygen
2.) Wine
3.) Friends (As you can see from my profile picture - love them all)
4.) Crazy cat pictures on the internet (not sure how people worked an 8 hour day before those)
5.) Living in some kind of populated area
6.) Food! Good food - not the crappy food.

Not at home. Usually I am anywhere but home.

I am currently in a wine club because one day, I want to walk into a posh french restaurant and order an expensive bottle of wine. When the waiter asks if the wine is acceptable - I spit it out and curse the Sommelier in French, while waving my hands like an angry Italian. I then proceed to demand free dinner and a bottle of Cristal, on account of them trying to desecrate my palate.

Well you've made it this far. Message me if you found it mildly entertaining, or you have a sense of humor and can joke about yourself - and at the same time realize that I'm a very sarcastic person.

I'm not looking for someone immature who likes to party all the time and expects somebody to take them shopping for Gucci bags and buy them worthless crap. Also, if you tend to get loaded on the first date and vomit in your ride's car, please look elsewhere. If you get loaded on the first date and can actually hold your liquor - bonus points. In general, if you're not like the aforementioned person, and have a job (any job really - just not a freeloader), don't live with your parents, and can hold intelligent and funny conversation about things we have in common, or enlighten me about something new, or about anything interesting, then by all means; I await your reply.