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TheChiatroll

33 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I have a girlfriend and she has a profile here.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Andrastes_hare

I'm very happy with my relationship with her and have no interest in anything happening to it. It's a sorta open, sorta poly, relationship thing. We can date as long as everyone knows what the other is up to and gives a thumbs up. Honesty is a key part of our relationship and we talk a lot since we live together.

I am pretty hyper and ADHD and I forget everything the second its out of sight so I can be hard to keep up with but in a weird way I'm also pretty calm while hyper. Not much phases me and I don't freak out easily I just zip around a lot.

I try to be as feminist and inclusive as I can be but if I mentally review I can see points that I've screwed up. I'm also very liberal, a bit of a socialist, and a vegan.

I'm a major nerd. It's great. I tend to be into any nerdy thing you can find.

I like tabletop role playing games, even though I lack a group because I'd like to find one that fu target my schedule and is not D&D ot pathfinder because I'm worn out on medieval fantasy.

A like computers and computer games. I tend to rush to offer to fix computer problems for friends just because I like playing with them and solving the puzzle of a non-functional computer. I have a new computer I just assembled in my home and its super exciting for me.

I also have a massive pc game library on steam. Im more active on steam then other social sites so I'd share my steam details with anyone.

I don't have a car but I do have a cool road bike I go to work in r everyday and I live near a ton of busses and nightowl busses.
What I’m doing with my life
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I don't know. Is OkCupid is asking me what I want to be when I grow up even though I'm in my 30s now. If I think about it I can think of lots of things I'd like to do but I don't think I know a big thing from a small thing and what even defines a thing I am doing “with my life” from a thing I just happen to be doing.

Working with various small projects on my computer? I spend a most nights reading random things online while I'm at work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a computer nerd who's been doing tech support and computer repair type things for so many years I can often fix a simple problem before I even fully know what's going on just off some weird level of developed instinct.

I've gotten better are understanding and repairing a bike from all my time fixing my own bike.

I'm good at knowing the brewery and where the brewery is located at the mention of a locally available beer. I know many of the Austin breweries because I prefer to get something local and I know a lot of the Texas ones also.

I'm dependable in the kitchen as long as I have kitchen timers. I can properly use a knife and I have a lot of techniques down for the things I can eat. (I'm vegan though so I'm I don't know much about meat preparation.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Who knows? Do you know? I don't know. I have never met myself. If I do meet myself someday I'll be sure to tell me.

I would probably ask people but I never really got that interested in what people notice about me first.

I'm wearing my batman suit. If someone saw me now I hope the first thing they notice would be that I'm dressed like batman and then they would wonder why the cape on my pajamas is yellow. Bat man never had a yellow cape.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books. It is hard to pick. I actually do read a lot. Mostly fantasy, sci-fi, and sometimes horror., but a specific book does not stand out as better then the others. I'm also pretty big on Lovecraft. I read all of the disc world series and love Terry pratchett, I read the hitch hickers guide to the galaxy stuff, and I'm fond of a whole big bunch of the stuff H.P. Lovecraft wrote, but I can't pick out any specific books. I like to read books that come in a series. I have quite a few series that I keep up with whenever a new book for them comes out. I also like Glen Cook, Simon Green, Jim Butcher, Neil Gaiman, Charles DeLint and some other authors... I also read a lot of cookbooks weirdly.

Movies.... A long time ago this question was about specifically which movie I saw last year. Sometimes I watch movies while I'm at work at night.. and I remember I'm generally more interested in cheesey B movies then big names. I like to feel like everyone had fun making the movie. "They live" by John Carpenter is my favorite movie ever.

Shows.. I watch shows sometimes, but not normally unless I'm getting paid by the hour or it's on in the background while I'm doing other stuff. I like Niel Jordan version of "The Borgias" sometimes I'll watch news shows like Rachel Maddow, Young Turks, or Daily Show. I also will watch Doctor Who (But I don't like Steven Moffat) liked all of Firefly and all that other standard nerd requirement stuff.

Music.. Most of the time I have metal, hardcore punk, and strangely irish folk on buts a bit hard to say when I'll go into a burst of something specific that isn't my norm though. I used to see a whole lot more live bands still love the experience of a good live show. I leave Pandora Radio on in my ears while I do stuff in the world frequently.

I’ll read some bands I've liked. Bad Religion, Le Tigre, Korpiklaani, The Marked Men, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, The Pogues, The Tossers, Propaghandi, Eluveitie, So Unloved, Filthy Thieving Bastards, Eagle Claw, Crimpshrine, The Circle Jerks, Gogol Bordello, Flogging Molly, Prevail Within, Alestorm, Reagan Youth, Go Betty Go, Smartbomb, Kivimetsän Druidi, Dead Milkmen, Haggard, and Nightwish. So Unloved and Prevail within are local San Antonio bands.

I am vegan so I only eat things that are vegan but I like a lot of food. I do a ton of cooking in the home and make almost everything from scratch. I make a lot different areas. Often I just make up a recipe based on what’s in the kitchen.. what I like best tends to change often but I go through bursts of favorites. I’m also fond of Indian food in general.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There is not much I can think of that I cannot live without. If all the basic needs that I die without like air and food are banned for use in this question. Even things I really prefer having, like my computer, books, good kitchen knives, and my smartphone, I can live without and find other things to do with the absence of everything I have I know from experience. I'm limiting it to physical objects though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't know. I'm not my mind's baby sitter. It's a chaotic mess. Sometimes I can't sleep for days because my brain goes into overdrive and won't stop. I'm normally in multiple directions at once.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Friday night I am at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am afraid of water. It can give me panic attacks. I have to stay away form a distance where I can sleep and fall into it. I can still shower and drink water and be outside in the rain but when it starts ganging up into something you can fall in it becomes scary stuff.

I can walk past the tiny creek near my home also. I don't know the level where water starts to freak me out until I am at that level.
You should message me if
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If you are a gigantic robot with cool missiles that pop out of your body you should definitely message me. It would be nice to speak to something like that.

Also if you are just want to talk to anyone who will talk to anyone. I find IM conversations entertaining. We might not talk for long or often, but I'll see how the conversation goes.

I almost always show up online with okcupid IM though because I have a plugin on pidgin that lets me chat on okcupid without using this clunky website.