Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Brian but I am NOT the Messiah! I stimulate the neurons
and don't simulate the morons. I was born s half a Siamese
Psychotic but was successfully surgically removed from my imaginary
doppelganger. I have worked as the Ventriliquist's dummy for the
invisible man and survived a triple charisma bypass after my
personality transplant rejected me. As you can see then, I am a
common or garden fairly boring average guy.
I am an easy going tolerant person but I don't suffer fools easily.
In fact, I burn them in a solid fool cooker
In the words of the Desiderata, I speak my truth quietly and
clearly whilst avoiding loud and aggressive persons. If you are an
interrogator please move along. People reveal themselves naturally
given the chance and very few like having to answer interminable
questions about themselves. I've shown my face, it's only courteous
to do likewise. Why bother being on here if you are hiding I
I like witty mature people and enjoy good company of any race, age,
gender or persuasion. I don't tolerate fools all that well (though
I often have to as I am too well mannered to do otherwise) and my
eejit-ometer is relatively finely tuned, LOL.
I have just finished writing a novel about MP's; ("Multiple
Personalities") and DID's; ("Dissasociative Identity Disorder")
which I hope to publish in 2011. Any agents out there?
It's called:- "THE PRECEDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF
If you are an original thinker, then that is it's own reward.
Placebo junkies need not apply.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing the sequel to my as yet unpublished book.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and conversing eloquently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Grapes of Wrath. Goodbye Mr Chips. Rocky Horror show. The Who,
Floyd, Yes. I love all food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home reading, but Thursdays and Sundays, now THAT is entirely
You should message me if
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If you enjoy and can hold a sensible conversation and be sharp and
witty then that would be a big plus for me.
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