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27 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Feb 20
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Used up
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Here to expand my social circle and go for light-hearted adventures!

For things I get interested in nerding out about, I have a problem of going a tad overboard...fairly certain my personal collection of books on topics that interest me is larger than your local library's

Inside of me there is a morbidly obese child constantly attempting to get out and eat all the food. Thankfully I keep him in check, most of the time

Take from that what you will
What I’m doing with my life
Went to law school to become Captain Planet. Got the hair and the skin down. Still working on the suit and the flying.

Studying for the bar, reflecting on poor life choices that lead to this, huzzah

I love soccer and since I'm now far too old and hobbled to play I volunteer coach kids at one of my passions
I’m really good at
Spelling and grammar
Forgetting how to spell certain words to blend in with Americans
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lord of the Rings, World War Z, The Killer Angels, A Brief history of Time, The Swarm, War is a Force that Gives Us Meaning, Rainbow Six, almost anything by Harry Turtledove, and a ton of military history

Movies: Vicky Christina Barcelona, The Longest Day, 300, The Dark Knight, Any Given Sunday, Hitch, Casino Royale, Up

Shows: Big Bang Theory, Planet Earth, River Monsters, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, Archer

Food: sushi, pizza, pancakes, dark chocolate, bread, brats, spicy cheese, the list goes on!
The six things I could never do without
Politically incorrect friends
Football and soccer, when it's Euro Cup/World Cup/NFL season, my love belongs to big sweaty men
Pi, the only number to pick between 1 and 10
Beer snobbery
Gym membership so keep the effects of delicious food in check
Outremer, my favourite word
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe and everything in it, always in my best (read: terrible) Morgan Freeman voice of course

How they make green jello green
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just finished law school and it was a terrible, difficult, self-awakening, self-educational three year period that I have zero interest in repeating but am glad it happened once... I think.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
A recently discovered quote that I think sums everything up beautifully and far more eloquently than I could dream of:

You know what's really, powerfully sexy?
A sense of humor. A taste for adventure.
A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to.
Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite.
Intuition. Smart-ass comebacks. Presence.
A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-
looking lady. A woman who
realizes how beautiful she is.
Courtney E. Martin

You can appreciate a quality adult beverage
You remember when TLC lived up to its 'The Learning Channel' name and wasn't all honey boo boo and similar things of questionable, at best, 'learning' merit