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Poultrygeisttt

24 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Afrikaans (Poorly), Maori (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My account has been dormant for a millenia and the time of its return is nigh. Pardon it.

I'm weird and intensely into film. ive been told more than enough that im a ridiculously absurd human being.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
writing. I want to write and create television shows as well as helm films. i have "completed works" that havent seen the light of day in years. My dream project is House Of Leaves. If you know what that is, well that's quite grand.

i live small and im totally happy with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
using a lot of parentheses and subtext.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor.

If not that, then my odd sense of humor. Or my sense of humor. Or how humerus my speech can be. Or how above the elbow I can be. Or I tend to unintentionally digress away from a point that I'm trying to make if I talk to long.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Albert Camus, House Of Leaves, Philly Dick, Palahniuk, and others. typical authors and books.

Community, King Of The Hill, Silicon Valley, Peep Show, Eric Andre Show, Tim And Eric, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Futurama, Darkplace, The Story Of Film: An Odyssey.

Don't ask about film unless you want to have an intense conversation where I talk with my hands and act like Rip Taylor.

I've been on podcasts for the past few months but I listen to experimental rock, progressive, math rock, grindcore, hardcore punk, powerviolence, noise rock, avant-guard jazz.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Total Wine
Netflix/Movies.
My external hard drive.
Reddit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
•How nothing we (humans) do matters ultimately in the universe and how we're one of the shortest living species on the earth and we're ruining 4.7 billion years of greatness.
•getting the hell out of florida
•movies, movies, movies, movies, and movies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking fantastic brewed beverages or just hanging in at home and watching a film with my cats, being a spinster.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a mild case of Kyphosis (spinal growth disorder) and moderate anxiety. I cripple under pressure. AndImayormaynothaveadevelopmentaldisorder.
You should message me if
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I'm gonna go with $1, Bob.

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