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Poultrygeisttt

24 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Afrikaans (Poorly), Maori (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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If you know me, then you know im one of two ways: i can be very social and interactive or introverted and keeping to myself. Confessed beer snob and misanthrope. i tend to have an off-putting and dry sense of humor and which in that a majority are intentionally awkward or terrible wordplay/puns.

I'm very straight forward and outspoken (some people find it unsettling), genuinely polite, and a man of principles and i take them very seriously. At times I can be analytical and im really tired of being given the run around.
What I’m doing with my life
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Im currently taking a break from school studying Cinema Production (I want to helm my own films) and writing. i have "completed works" that havent seen the light of day in years.

I'm also an aspiring home-brewer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Supplying information on the fly. I'm a walking encyclopedia and stuffed with knowledge. If I don't know what your talking about I'm on Wikipedia already reading about it before your done talking.

using a lot of parentheses and subtext.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tattoos. My awkward presence.

If not that, then my odd sense of humor. Or I tend to unintentionally digress away from a point that I'm trying to make if I talk to long.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jonathan Franzen, Albert Camus, House Of Leaves (my pet project. I've been working on a suitable adaptation for years), Phillip K. Dick, Palahniuk, and others. typical authors and books.

Community, King Of The Hill, Eric Andre Show, Tim And Eric, Twin Peaks, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, Futurama, The IT Crowd, Darkplace, The Story Of Film: An Odyssey.

The Naked Gun, Cul-De-Sac, Irréversible, Metropolitan, Dead Alive, Vengeance Trilogy, and 538 others. You name it, I've probably seen it. I watch everything from Spaghetti Westerns to Exploitation to Extreme Horror. and CRITERION COLLECTION. on that note, Some directors I enjoy are Lars Von Trier, Jim Jarmusch, Soderberg, Fellini, Fulci, Cronenburg, David Lynch, David Gordon Green, Mr. Fincher, Nic Roeg, Terrance Malick, Leone, Carpenter. My film knowledge is endless.

experimental rock, progressive, math rock, grindcore, hardcore punk, powerviolence, noise rock, avant-guard jazz, fusion.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Total Wine.
What some people call my "crazy music"
Netflix/Movies.
Smartphone(s).
My external hard drive.
Reddit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
•How nothing we (humans) do matters ultimately in the universe and how we're one of the shortest living species on the earth and we're ruining 4.7 billion years of greatness.
•getting the hell out of florida
•movies, movies, movies, movies, and movies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking fantastic brewed beverages, having misadventures in abandon buildings, aimlessly driving around with friends

or just hanging in at home and watching a film with my cats, being a spinster.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have a mild case of Kyphosis (spinal growth disorder) and moderate anxiety. I cripple under pressure. AndImayormaynothaveadevelopmentaldisorder.
You should message me if
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You have something in common or would just like to chat.