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PowerSlutGirl

28 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 28–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sexy girl with charming personality and white teeth seeks to amuse herself with witty conversation and meaningless sexual encounters.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
whoring myself for a big fat paycheck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
looking like I know what I'm doing.
making friends around the world...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Medicated, drama queen, picture perfect, numb belligerence
Narcissistic, drama queen, craving fame and all its decadence

(The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
At the moment:
(a) City of Fortune
(b) Note to self: must update movies.
(c) Anything but twangy Country/Western and frenetic jazz
(d) Avocados
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. friends and family
2. my brain and body
3. the arts
4. sunshine
5. chocolate
6. world peace
7. sarcasm
8. my glock
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the sad state of the economy and how i can take advantage of it.

HEY! If you say you're "available" that means cheater in my book. I don't care if you have a permission slip from your girl/wife. Also, it's a bit soulless and pathetic. If you're bi, move along. I don't want something that's been in you know where. Get that thing away from me. Obviously you have commitment issues. You're gay. Commit to that.

And you guys with no photo....get your shitogether. I don't want to talk to you and find out later that you have a hand growing out of the middle of your forehead. Some things are not best left to the imagination. Particularly since mine is running rampant.

How someone can really think this is attractive. It just conjures up a freaky Jeffrey Dahmer vibe:
"Haha I just read your profile and I want to fuck your brain. you are obviously a very fun person and it is a shame that you are very far from north carolina." Message from buttfister (which sounds like a painful anal condition.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
never where you think I should be.

Or singing in my car: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOZLibGd91s
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I knew you were trouble when you walked in.

I find men who do yoga disturbing.

This still makes me chuckle...
From Tara080: "do you like doggie?"
Me: "Why? Do you need to go outside, Fido?"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take yourself too seriously and you have a well developed sense of humor. A little sarcasm keeps you on your toes. Some people don't recognize it when they see it, however.

NEW! More weird emails from India - message from _inSearch from Delhi: Hiiii, While going through your profile and matching with my questions, i was asking myself.. is this the girl whom i am searching so long? Did I get my match? should I have to stop searching now? Well I don't Know the answer of all these questions until I get your reply. When I came to your profile I got stuck to your picture. You know magic specially your eyes and smile are not allowing me to take my eyes off your pic. I really wanna talk to you because I want to know more about you. I believe you are not like other girls/women here on this website. Eagerly waiting for your reply.. and yeah I wanna make a request. Lol Please remove this wall pic. I don't want that now any one see this and hit with you with his kinkier message and what if you fall in love with him :P. Just kidding..Don't take it seriously.. Thanks for reading and giving me an opportunity to smile bye tc and Happy V-day!!!
hahahahahahaha

Poor seriously insecure person:
Message from Kaiserfilk: I look for a serious relationship but I'm open to everything. Let's try some things ;)
Me: Try some things. Like....base jumping or heli-skiing?
Kaiserfilk: Fuck you Bitch!!!
I'm still laughing over this one ^.

or this one: rastaswizz: hi...whats up...i'm over here in vallejo...i like your pics and I was wondering if you wanted to hook up sometime and maybe fuck or whatever? is that cool wit you?

or this couple: swingcouple
swingcouple: hi! ;-)
ME: Sorry. I don't play well with others.
swingcouple: good thing we play separately. =) polyamorous means we can date/play together or on our own. did i mention you're really cute?
ME: Still, ew.
swingcouple: wow. aren't you high and mighty? just trying to explain the circumstances, no need to try to make others feel bad. I assumed anyone with "...seeks to amuse herself with witty conversation and meaningless sexual encounters." within the first paragraph of her profile, would understand others that seek the same.
have and nice life.

ME: High and mighty? No. Just like you, I'm permitted to have my standards. And I exercised my right to give my opinion of your offer, just like you exercised your right to try to explain yourself. But yeah, I guess my sarcasm was overlooked. Still ew. Just something soulless about what you do. Good luck with trolling for willing participants.
swingcouple: while looking for "meaningless sexual encounters" is a totally honorable. You are too close-minded to judge others. whore.
ME: It was sarcasm. You, on the other hand are just pathetic and juvenile.
ME: I'm sure you believed the part about the melon smuggling, too.

No means no SwingCouple. I am just not into you....two.