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28 / F / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Feb 19
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m)
- Body Type
- Other, and laughing about it
- Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- More than $1,000,000
- Relationship Type
- English (Fluently)
making friends around the world...
Narcissistic, drama queen, craving fame and all its decadence
(The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.)
(a) City of Fortune
(b) Note to self: must update movies.
(c) Anything but twangy Country/Western and frenetic jazz
2. my brain and body
3. the arts
6. world peace
8. my glock
HEY! If you say you're "available" that means cheater in my book. I don't care if you have a permission slip from your girl/wife. Also, it's a bit soulless and pathetic. If you're bi, move along. I don't want something that's been in you know where. Get that thing away from me. Obviously you have commitment issues. You're gay. Commit to that.
And you guys with no photo....get your shitogether. I don't want to talk to you and find out later that you have a hand growing out of the middle of your forehead. Some things are not best left to the imagination. Particularly since mine is running rampant.
How someone can really think this is attractive. It just conjures up a freaky Jeffrey Dahmer vibe:
"Haha I just read your profile and I want to fuck your brain. you are obviously a very fun person and it is a shame that you are very far from north carolina." Message from buttfister (which sounds like a painful anal condition.)
Or singing in my car: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOZLibGd91s
I find men who do yoga disturbing.
This still makes me chuckle...
From Tara080: "do you like doggie?"
Me: "Why? Do you need to go outside, Fido?"
- Straight guys only
- Ages 28–35
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
NEW! More weird emails from India - message from _inSearch from Delhi: Hiiii, While going through your profile and matching with my questions, i was asking myself.. is this the girl whom i am searching so long? Did I get my match? should I have to stop searching now? Well I don't Know the answer of all these questions until I get your reply. When I came to your profile I got stuck to your picture. You know magic specially your eyes and smile are not allowing me to take my eyes off your pic. I really wanna talk to you because I want to know more about you. I believe you are not like other girls/women here on this website. Eagerly waiting for your reply.. and yeah I wanna make a request. Lol Please remove this wall pic. I don't want that now any one see this and hit with you with his kinkier message and what if you fall in love with him :P. Just kidding..Don't take it seriously.. Thanks for reading and giving me an opportunity to smile bye tc and Happy V-day!!!
Poor seriously insecure person:
Message from Kaiserfilk: I look for a serious relationship but I'm open to everything. Let's try some things ;)
Me: Try some things. Like....base jumping or heli-skiing?
Kaiserfilk: Fuck you Bitch!!!
I'm still laughing over this one ^.
or this one: rastaswizz: hi...whats up...i'm over here in vallejo...i like your pics and I was wondering if you wanted to hook up sometime and maybe fuck or whatever? is that cool wit you?
or this couple: swingcouple
swingcouple: hi! ;-)
ME: Sorry. I don't play well with others.
swingcouple: good thing we play separately. =) polyamorous means we can date/play together or on our own. did i mention you're really cute?
ME: Still, ew.
swingcouple: wow. aren't you high and mighty? just trying to explain the circumstances, no need to try to make others feel bad. I assumed anyone with "...seeks to amuse herself with witty conversation and meaningless sexual encounters." within the first paragraph of her profile, would understand others that seek the same.
have and nice life.
ME: High and mighty? No. Just like you, I'm permitted to have my standards. And I exercised my right to give my opinion of your offer, just like you exercised your right to try to explain yourself. But yeah, I guess my sarcasm was overlooked. Still ew. Just something soulless about what you do. Good luck with trolling for willing participants.
swingcouple: while looking for "meaningless sexual encounters" is a totally honorable. You are too close-minded to judge others. whore.
ME: It was sarcasm. You, on the other hand are just pathetic and juvenile.
ME: I'm sure you believed the part about the melon smuggling, too.
No means no SwingCouple. I am just not into you....two.
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