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PoxyReport

26 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Four years ago I was a strong Christian studying to be a High School drama teacher in Brisbane. Today I'm a liberal atheist who's living in Melbourne and am well on my way to becoming a fully qualified massage therapist. (I did actually teach for a year, but it turns out that I hate teenagers in groups. Kind of a drawback in a high school)

I stage manage a live comedy panel show called That Sexy Show (produced by TheBlueBeard and tenaciouscakes) which aims to be as inclusive and sex/kink/queer positive as possible. We also show porn clips to our panel and then give them a quiz on what they saw. For science, of course.

I'm madly into boardgames and have a group I play with regularly. I'm also currently trying to design one of my own, but it's a slow process.
What I’m doing with my life
Massage has been an interest of mine for several years and I now have my cert IV and am working towards a diploma of remedial massage. So far it's an interesting mix of cool anatomy facts (did you know that there's muscles which some people just don't have? That's insane!) and bits of pseudo-science which I'm trying to ignore (don't stand on someone's left side while massaging their abdomen. You'll drain their energy. Seriously).

I help teach an impro class in the city on Monday nights. I love teaching when the class is full of people who are actually interested (and paying!) to be there. It's great fun!
I’m really good at
Knowing where lost things are. Except the Holy Grail, having a bit of trouble with that one.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my second toe is slightly longer than my big toe, that I still have all my wisdom teeth... Oh, and that my favourite pokemon is Gyarados. People are always noticing that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Like Young Neil said in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World: "That's kind of a big question".

I'll just mention these names: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Joss Whedon, John Green, Amanda Palmer, Bioware, Bethesda.
The six things I could never do without
1. Something to distract me during tram trips into the city: I'd prefer a good conversation, but will accept books or my kindle. As a last resort I'll take crazy people who spend the trip screaming at their shoes.

2. People who indicate when they're changing lanes. I love those guys!

3. Humour: I prefer books and movies that make with a bit of humour and I know many of my friends through stand-up comedy.

4. My Pebble watch which saves me the inconvenience of looking at my phone when I get a text message. Who has time for that?

5. Science combined with mundane items: toothbrush + science = vibrating teeth cleaner. Oven + science = science oven. The possibilities are endless!

6. My nearly perfect human disguise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can become more social without burning out on human contact (I'm a bit of an introvert). I've decided that's what I want to focus on this year (along with my studies) and I'm off to a pretty good start.

What I can do to make the front page of Reddit. I crave useless internet points.

What my muscles are doing underneath my skin. It's a byproduct of studying massage and anatomy, and something I find fascinating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally: boardgames/movies at home or drinks with friends at a pub where the music's not too loud to talk over. The clubbing experience is not for me.

Perfecting my human disguise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read profiles from the bottom up. They're just more interesting that way.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are not a dinosaur cleverly disguised as a human. Seriously! NO DINOSAURS!