Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Four years ago I was a strong Christian studying to be a High
School drama teacher in Brisbane. Today I'm a liberal atheist who's
living in Melbourne and am well on my way to becoming a fully
qualified massage therapist. (I did actually teach for a year, but
it turns out that I hate teenagers in groups. Kind of a drawback in
a high school)
I stage manage a live comedy panel show called That Sexy
Show which aims to be as inclusive and sex/kink/queer
positive as possible. Our guests are usually people involved in the
sex industry in some way (or comedians. It is a comedy show after
I'm madly into boardgames and have a group I play with regularly.
I'm also currently trying to design one of my own, but it's a slow
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Massage has been an interest of mine for several years and I now
have my cert IV and am working towards a diploma of remedial
massage. So far it's an interesting mix of cool anatomy facts (did
you know that there's muscles which some people just don't have?
That's insane!) and bits of pseudo-science which I'm trying to
ignore (don't stand on someone's left side while massaging their
abdomen. You'll drain their energy. Seriously).
I help teach an impro class in the city on Monday nights. I love
teaching when the class is full of people who are actually
interested (and paying!) to be there. It's great fun!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing where lost things are. Except the Holy Grail, having a bit
of trouble with that one.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That my second toe is slightly longer than my big toe, that I still
have all my wisdom teeth... Oh, and that my favourite pokemon is
Gyarados. People are always noticing that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Like Young Neil said in Scott Pilgrim Vs The
: "That's kind of a big question".
I'll just mention these names: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Joss
Whedon, John Green, Amanda Palmer, Bioware, Bethesda.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Something to distract me during tram trips into the city: I'd
prefer a good conversation, but will accept books or my kindle. As
a last resort I'll take crazy people who spend the trip screaming
at their shoes.
2. People who indicate when they're changing lanes. I love those
3. Humour: I prefer books and movies that make with a bit of humour
and I know many of my friends through stand-up comedy.
4. My Pebble watch which saves me the inconvenience of looking at
my phone when I get a text message. Who has time for that?
5. Science combined with mundane items: toothbrush + science =
vibrating teeth cleaner. Oven + science = science oven. The
possibilities are endless!
6. My nearly perfect human disguise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The stupid things our current government are doing "on our
What I can do to make the front page of Reddit. I crave useless
What my muscles are doing underneath my skin. It's a byproduct of
studying massage and anatomy, and something I find fascinating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally: boardgames/movies at home or drinks with friends at a pub
where the music's not too loud to talk over. The clubbing
experience is not for me.
Perfecting my human disguise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read profiles from the bottom up. They're just more interesting
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are not a dinosaur cleverly disguised as a human. Seriously! NO
You're not upset that I don't follow sports. At all.
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