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22 M Helena, MT

My Details

Last Online
Jun 11, 2013
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Might want kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a strange guy who is part of a mind-control, child-sacrifice, drink-the-KoolAid death FNORD cult. (Please don't take that seriously, just understand the yolk! AVE DISCORDIA!)

I enjoy video games, spreading truth, trolling in general, strangeness, friendship, and genuine laughter... I am white, about 5'11" (I think), slightly overweight but not obese (can't really notice it unless my shirt is off), I'm fairly handsome (Not prince charming but not at all ugly)
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently job hunting, I'd like to study Cosmology (COSMOS, not HAIR STYLING :D) and foreign languages.
I’m really good at
Being a friend, making friends with animals, listening, languages, trolling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Any Monty Python! Squidbillies, Futurama, Family Guy, SuperJail, South Park...

For books, The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy series, The Principia Discordia.

Music: Anything except modern country and most rap. The rest is pretty cool :D

Food, Hmmm, Pasta! Chinese! Certainly those are my two favorites.
The six things I could never do without
True love (friendship and otherwise ), my sister, and nicotine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Conspiracies, aliens, God, The Universe, Orion, the Chaotic nature of being, loneliness, speculation on the afterlife.

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best

And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing

And always look on the bright side of life
Come on!
Always look on the right side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow

So, always look on the bright side of death
A-just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true

You'll see it's all a show
Keep on laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, but I would like to make some friends here in town. I've been a loner for quite a long time, but I want that to change
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My last name is also my mother's maiden name.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You're interested in becoming friends or perhaps more. OR if you have a fun activity in mind.