Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I increasingly regret my choice of username but cannot think of
It's not for movember. I'd change it but I don't have any other
photos where i am doing the seduction face.
I forgot that I'd put down 'has dogs' - I suppose this is worth
mentioning in case you are deathly allergic to dogs but on the
other hand the dog is not representative, it isn't mine, I didn't
choose it, it just lives in my house.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to work in a biscuit factory (fancy biscuits for the rich,
none of your plebian biscuits. I decorated the biscuits, this is
why it says 'artistic'), it was a conversation starter. Now I'm
unemployed, which is less so.
I make quite a lot of puppets and then get angry about being
pigeonholed as a puppet maker purely on the basis of the constant
stream of puppet based projects.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking food which seems very delicious but is in fact just full of
butter, making friends fat due to item 1, making self fat, ditto,
only being moderately late, icing biscuits, dancing slightly better
than people imagine me dancing, if the only dance you need is
something vaguely 1920s, with added flailing. And it is the only
dance you need, appropriate for any situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Appearance (of hobbit) (feet not hairy. Not very hairy). Too much
brackets. Unacceptably drunk. Lack of any discernible sense of
direction. Terribly short (exaggeration, merely quite short,
related to previous hobbit statement).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Butter. Other people's rejected clothes. Budget whisky.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who are you looking for?
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