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33 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Summarize Thiiis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Livin' it. Hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Graduating college.
Driving to work.
Keeping myself free of debris.
Staring intently.
Looking down at others, but looking up at my idea of them.
Having enough money.
Smiling and laughing with others.
Making lists of what I'm really good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Raving first impression reviews from many critics:

"You look like Seth Rogan!" - Some kids

"You are like Jason Segal." - Dudes and dudettes at bars

"Richard Geeeere!" - Coworker

"You're tall!" - People who like saying obvious things

"You're funny." - Everyone else
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Current Top 3 of each:
Books - The Giver, The Fountainhead, Wicked.
Movies - the Big Lebowski, Shawshank Redemption, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
Shows - Parks and Rec, New Girl, Game of Thrones.
Music - The Gorillaz, Female singer/songwriters, stuff that makes me want to think or dance.
Food - Sushi, my mom's spaghetti, key lime pie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there isn't a machine invented already that can record and display thoughts... You know, for scientific purposes... It would just make things easier, okay?

But if we are talking about consistently on a day-to-day basis more than anything else, let's be honest, its probably sex. It gets annoying.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like fun, laughing, and are genuinely a sweet gal who wants to meet a good guy who will treat you with respect. But not toooo much respect, we will like teasing each other.