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43 Chattanooga, TN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 6, 2014
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just realized how horribly boring my profile is, after reading the one belonging to myhairisabird. I can assure you I'M not boring...just not very good at summarizing myself in a few paragraphs. Also...I don't even remember giving myself that weird but potentially funny screen name. I have no clue what it means. I AM aware that some people might think it's really, really weird. I have no idea how to change it. Hmm.

I am NWA, Too Short, and Kool Moe Dee
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to save the world, and myself, and you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel comfortable. Here, would you like this bean bag chair?

Making folks laugh.

Winning stuffed animals out of those claw machines.

Attracting dogs. And sometimes cats. But never hermit crabs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. I guess you should tell ME. Crap that reminds me I need to post more pictures.

Probably my hair. I've heard I have a nice smile, but dang I don't know about all that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read as much as I should or even as much as I THINK i want to. But I enjoy Kurt Vonnegut's work a great deal. And I like to read travel books and non-fiction stuff.

I watch A LOT of movies. It's better than paying for cable TV only to get infomercials half the time. I have so many favorite movies, I really should make a list to carry in my wallet for times like these.

These are just a few that I love that come to mind:
True Romance
The Big Lebowski
Love, Liza
The Dark Knight
Raising Arizona
Dawn of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead
Sling Blade
The Ice Harvest
Pulp Fiction
Ferris Buellers' Day Off
Home Alone & Uncle Buck

Same with music. I love going to see live music. It's not uncommon for me to go see a band 2-3 nights a week at the local hole in the wall. I have quite the variety of tastes and favorites.
Here are a few, feel free to check them out on Myspace if they are unfamiliar to you:
Deer Tick
Left Lane Cruiser
The Fox Hunt
The Unsatisfied
Up With The Joneses
Those Darlins
Husky Burnette
Th' Legendary Shack Shakers

and a lot of classic rock and modern rock. Some other genres too>

Apple Butter, Peanut Butter, and Pizza. And macaroni and cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my dog
laughing till my face hurts. or my abs.
milk, milk, lemonade...round the corner fudge is made!
MC Hammer pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The past, the possible future, what I can do to help my loved ones with their problems, how I can train my dog to make me a millionaire while doing something she loves (fetch), and the zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
OUT. Having fun. Or maybe if I'm not feeling it, I'm with friends or family just kicking back. Or sometimes by myself even, watching a movie. I'm cool with that. So I guess what I'm saying is...there are no typical friday nights. It's kind of just another night. (And sometimes I go party on a Tuesday)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I use Suave.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think you can make me laugh. Or vice versa. Or if you are generally just a decent human being. Or if you smell really good. Or if you know any good jokes. Especially dirty ones. OR if you have any super powers, beotch!