Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Laid back, open minded, and philosophical.
Introverted at first, but very open once comfortable.
Just got over a crazy-hectic time period. Now solidifying a more
stable, manageable and enjoyable existence.
Working hard whenever work is there, partying or relaxing hard
whenever it isn't.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a carpenter for a great family owned company, getting
trained in plumbing and electrical work as well.
Drawing pictures that never get finished. Writing a book that never
gets started. Going on occasional piano-study binges. Watching too
much tv. Playing too many video games.
But above all, making life as fun as possible. There is no more
important aspiration then enjoying life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creative right-brained type activities. Piano, art, writing, chess,
Supporting unpopular viewpoints I don't agree with, just for the
sake of a discussion.
Drinking ridiculous amounts of alcohol without becoming noticeably
Being myself. I abide.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Never had anyone share this with me. Not sure I want to know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, American Beauty, Snatch,
Serenity, any Aronofsky film, any Coen brothers film, any Miyazaki
Shows: Archer, Community, Game of Thrones, South Park, Firefly,
Hannibal, True Detective, Rick and Morty, Walking Dead, etc.
Music: too many to even try and pick favorites.
Books: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (whole series, Douglas
Adams), Still Life with Woodpecker (Tom Robbins), Fear and Loathing
in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson), Dune (Frank Herbert), Stranger
in a Strange Land (Robert Heinlein), Burning in Water Drowning in
Flame (Bukowski, poetry), everything Neil Gaiman's written comics
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, music, the metro (loathe it but need it), insomnia (all
great ideas occur after midnight), money (this is America), and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The potential futures, and why I have fifty socks with no pairs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends whenever possible. Doing whatever, all over the map.
Maybe craziness, maybe chillin. Drunken chess competitions is a
distinct possibility. Spontaneous road trips to West Virginia have
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The Gardenhead knows my name. My parents are cultists (literally...
they live on a commune...there are stories there).
Anything shared here is ipso facto not private.
You should message me if
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You feel like saying something, obviously. And you're not a bot
scammer profile trying to tell me I'm sexy but unable to spell it.
Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered that so many algorithms think I'm
"reals a cutie with stuff hot". Just not what I'm into right now.
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