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28 Silver Spring, MD Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Laid back, open minded, and philosophical.
Introverted at first, but very open once comfortable.
I've lived quite a crazy life. Crazy things just tend to happen to me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as a carpenter, getting trained in plumbing and electrical work.
Drawing pictures that never get finished. Writing a book that never gets started. Going on occasional piano-study binges. Watching too much tv and drrinking more cheap malt liquor than is healthy for... well... any carbon-based life.
But above all, making life as fun as possible. There is no more important aspiration then enjoying life. Except maybe facilitating others to enjoy life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creative right-brained type activities. Piano, art, writing, chess, guitar.
Supporting unpopular viewpoints I don't agree with, just for the sake of a discussion.
Being myself. I abide.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Never had anyone share this with me. Not sure I want to know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, American Beauty, Snatch, Serenity, any Aronofsky film, any Coen brothers film, any Miyazaki film, etc.
Shows: Archer, Community, Game of Thrones, South Park, Firefly, Hannibal, Rick and Morty, Walking Dead, Cowboy Bebop, etc.
Music: too many to even try and pick favorites.
Books: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (whole series, Douglas Adams), Still Life with Woodpecker (Tom Robbins), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson), Dune (Frank Herbert), Stranger in a Strange Land (Robert Heinlein), Burning in Water Drowning in Flame (Bukowski, poetry), everything Neil Gaiman's written comics or novels.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, music, the metro (loathe it but need it), insomnia (all great ideas occur after midnight), money (this is America), and change.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The potential futures, and why I have fifty socks with no pairs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends whenever possible. Doing whatever, all over the map. Maybe craziness, maybe chilling. Drunken chess competitions is a distinct possibility. Spontaneous road trips have happened.
Or just by myself, drinking cinnamon whiskey, watching tv, maybe cooking something, Maybe managing to write a little bit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The Gardenhead knows my name. My parents are cultists (literally... they live on a commune...there are stories there).
Anything shared here is ipso facto not private.
You should message me if
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You feel like saying something, obviously. And you're not a bot scammer profile. Don't get me wrong; I'm flattered that so many algorithms are into me. I Just prefer more personality than that.