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29 Boulder, CO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 5
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I tend to get passionately interested in a subject and learn everything I can about it. My current fascinations are fixed-gear biking (don't call me a hipster), improv comedy, mindfulness, yoga, and softball. Something new could grip my curiosity tomorrow, and I like that.

But my enduring love is for learning, and most of my effort is spent as graduate student studying Cognitive Science. I have managed to cheat the ubiquitous breadth vs. depth trade-off by focusing my Ph.D. research on analogy and metaphor. I am fueled by discovering connections between seemingly unrelated things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find balance between accumulation and minimalism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
analytic thinking and playing with ideas. But I also feel strongly, and have been exploring connecting with people based on emotions rather than abstractions. That's right ladies: I'm strong AND sensitive.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
right now, probably my ponytail / man-bun since my hair's so long. Also I have a terrible poker face and whatever I am thinking is usually blatantly obvious, for better or worse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Long lists are fun, right?

Interests: biking, sailing, swimming, reading, cuddling, lucid dreaming, cognitive science, live music, board and card games, napping, talking to strangers, moleskin notebooks, Spanish, computers, intelligent animals, talking in the dark, road trips

Books: Ender's Game, Godel Escher Bach, Youth in Revolt, Life of Pi, Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Dune, Harry Potter, Robert Heinlein, Carl Hiaasen, Michael Crichton, Richard Feynman, Dave Barry, Tim Dorsey, Carl Sagan, Kurt Vonnegut, Herman Hesse, Tom Wolfe, Shakespeare, Roald Dahl, Infinite Jest (only took me 3 years to finish!), Count of Monte Cristo

Music: Portugal the Man, The Oh Hello's, Do Make Say Think, Built to Spill, Death Cab for Cutie, Radiohead, Dave Matthews Band, Bela Fleck, Broken Social Scene, Sigur Ros, Rilo Kiley, Chili Peppers, Regina Spektor, Noah and the Whale, Stars, Frightened Rabbit, Modest Mouse, The National, Blind Pilot, Phoenix, Bon Iver, Black Keys, etc, etc, etc.

Movies: Her, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, The Matrix, Gladiator, Old School, Office Space, Happy Gilmore, Lost in Translation, Adaptation, James Bond, Monty Python, The Lion King, Waking Life, Before Sunset/After Sunrise, Boyhood, Sin City, Superbad.

TV Shows: Louie!!! Parks and Recreation, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show, The Office, Conan, It's Always Sunny, Community, Futurama, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali G, Arrested Development, documentaries, The Joy of Painting, Breaking Bad

Food: I eat pretty strictly low-carb (keto), so all sorts of weird things like coconut oil straight-up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
play of all sorts
my bicycle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
thinking, and nuances of word meaning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dealing out vigilante justice... evil-doers beware.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I disregard the warning labels on Q-Tips. And I'm pretty hairy. Not like Chewbacca hairy or the brother on Everybody Loves Raymond hairy, but you probly gotta like cozying up with some chest fur.
You should message me if
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-You try to make even mundane everyday activities fun.

-You are a kind and compassionate person with a caring heart.

-You enjoy stimulating intellectual conversation that happens to be peppered with sexual innuendo (e.g., you are constantly vigilant for the perfect utterance to be followed by "that's what she said" or "sounds like my first time").

-You cultivate a passionate curiosity about the world and want to share what you have learned and will discover.