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38 M Cardiff, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 8
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Me? OK, well I ran away from Pembrokeshire as soon as I was old enough to carry enough clothes on my back and spent the next ten years bumming round the UK. It's been fun but it might be time to get one of those houses people keep banging on about.

I'm too easy-going, too zen and too serene for most people but it makes me happy so fuck 'em, eh?

I am serene, crazy, and amused
What I’m doing with my life
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Building a mega-conglomerate of businesses that will run without me doing anything and making me filthy rich enough to enjoy my hobby of never ever staying in one place for longer than a year.

OH, OK, I have a job and a career which I am possibly too into but hey, life is for living, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding where the smell is coming from, turning "crap in the fridge" into a tasty meal, laughing at myself, sleeping, sex. Well c'mon, if you're gonna be good at anything, might as well be good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The thick, curly, black hair that does what it wants. That or my eyes apparently. I dunno. Don't notice myself that often...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books, well I don't read anywhere as much as I used to, unless link-following on the web counts then I probably read more than I ever did. Really loving Neal Asher at this point in life, make it a point to ask for his stuff for Xmas. I am also a fan of Graphic Novels, apparently this is "gay" but I say "Don't say that, gay people are way cooler than you."

I don't really watch TV so can't help there.

I like movies that are action-packed but make you engage the brain, seriously, was Inception really that much of a brain twister for people? I like comedies, the weirder the better and I'm going to make a major admission here. I liked Sucker Punch.

I am a musical idiot, I like it if I like it, I don't like it if I don't and I don't have a massive collection of mp3s.

I like spicy food and I love to cook but I don't get enough opportunity to do this as I have a career thing that sucks up a good part of the week-day. Put a chilli in it, I will like it, probably, most likely, you haven't put anything weird in there have you?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Sea.
Food. (Good food mind, none of your crap.)
Toilet facilities.
A buddy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. No seriously, everything. The other day I was thinking about whether when we wake from dreams we merely wake into a more persistent dream that we wake up from when we "die".

The day before that I was thinking about white dog poo and what happened to that phenomena though so, mileage varies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally recovering from a week of hectic, action-packed, rapid-responding to the amazing amount of emergencies that happen in the day-to-day running of that entity which calls itself my employer. I wouldn't actually change it for the world...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have 8 nipples.
You should message me if
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You also have 8 nipples or are also lying about having 8 nipples.