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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:10am
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body type
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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Filled with hyperbolic vigor and a restless enthusiasm. I talk to strangers and like to bring the surreal into any situation. I've got a dirty mind and enjoy being creative. .I like wearing superhero t shirts and sometimes think I am a superhero. I work selling books and 2nd hand electronics. I'd like to be a Doctor when I grow up...the kind with a Tardis.
What I’m doing with my life
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Transcending the bullshit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting excited. Being passionate. Grandiose displays of affection. Hamming in up. Offering my honest self to my friends and loved ones in the moments I most need to be there for them. Staying up late. Talking to strangers. Instigating contagious excitement. Deliberately seeking a derangement of the senses. Irrational exuberance. Dramatic gestures. Having peak focus when shit hits the fan. Becoming bored with the mundane. Being ridiculous and completely full of shit. Maintaining friendships that matter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very animated and quite open. I enjoy telling stories and sharing ideas. I like to be able to keep the conversation or the games going in any situation I am I often feel the need to make sure there is never a dull moment. I like to make people laugh and often use big words.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test - Tom Wolfe
The Great Shark Hunt - Hunter S. Thompson
Arkham Asylum - Grant Morrison, Dave McKeane.
Naked Lunch - William S. Burroughs
Comic Books --- I've read thousands of them. I still have access to hundreds of them but I've passed many on because I want to spread the gospel of sequential art.
Watchmen - Alan Moore, Dave Gibbons
Transmetropolitan - Warren Ellis, Darrick Robinson

Wow---I read a lot, always have, I'm a speed reader.

Lately I've been watching Doctor Who, I really enjoyed Ricky Gervais' Derek and take in as many television documentaries as I can.
Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a lot like my life at times.
The League makes me laugh too.

I don't eat sea creatures.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Flashlights.
2. Sharpies.
3. Glasses
4. Something to read.
5. Vitamins
6. My wits.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My life in the larger scheme of things. Plot points that my life is taking. Honestly appraising my weakness and taking advantage of my strengths. How myths, legends and heroes inspire our lives. My life on game genie mode. Conversations I've had or need to have or would like to have with friends, family, imaginary characters I may be constructing stories around. Ways to improve my world. Ways to improve myself. Science. History. Alternative sci fi history. Comic Books.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to organize a gathering of my tribe to celebrate or create or get loaded at a rave or house party meeting ladies and making it memorable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a chaos magician and the President Of The Weird Revolution. One time I went out in a thunderstorm with a tack hammer and a coat hanger casting some magic spells I created myself. It was amazing!

I'd like to change my username but am too cheap to pay for cupid plus bullshit but it could happen.
You should message me if
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You can keep up with my words, moods and have the ability to play any game. I'm fun and open minded.
Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it just to reach you.