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PretentiouslyMe

22 New York, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
May 1
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really bad at describing myself because anything I write I look back at a day later and it sounds really stupid, including this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having a consistent quater life crisis. In a charming way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling people what celebrity they look like, it's not annoying at all.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A large mass of chronically messy hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Jane Eyre, Harry Potter, Dave Eggers, David Foster Wallace.
Movies: Darjeeling Limited, Lost in Translation, it changes on the daily.
Shows: Game of Thrones, Doctor Who.
Music: Andrew McMahon, Neutral Milk Hotel, Regina Spektor, a whole bunch of other nonsense.
Food: Pomme Frites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog.
Trader Joe's.
Fellow insomniacs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What they mean by 'used up' in the body type category.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully on a rooftop.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read the entire 7th Harry Potter book in one sitting and consistently cried throughout.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're less awkward then me otherwise it will be a disaster.