Because of my laziness I'm a master of misspelling. And I hate writing things like this, I'll try to work out my self-summary before my death but I can't promise anything. I can tell you what I like, I can't tell you who I am.

I love: sailing. Long hours spent with friends over tea/coffee/beer/vodka. Long hours spent with friends doing things like sailing/watching movies/ice skating/trying to come up with the Great Fuckin' Theory of Everything. Spending time with tea and a book in a bed after a really nasty week. Fascinating, full of energy people with their own views, beliefs, lifes. People who are way more inteligent than I am. This rare moments in life, when you feel like you can do everything and anything you want to, when reality vanishes. Bachata. Red walls of my kitchen and my roommate who is kind enough to bring me the hot, fabulously scented coffee to bed. Quiet days flowing slowly on the boat, with nothing but water and wind. Jazz. Rock. Cars with character [no. they are not old. they have...history] and suprisingly cars like Porsche o.O But mostly because of Hank Moody's one. And the amazing speed. Irish beer, flaming shots. Chocolate. Amsterdam. Bornholm. People who just don't give a shit. Swearing. Wine. The smell of the old book. Reading books in a queues, on the buses and while eating.

I dislike: people too lazy to over-think the stereotypes. Washing the dishes. Philosophy exams. That I suck when it comes to Math. Sexism. Stupid, judgmental people. Mint chocolate. Martini, gin. The smell of a new book. People who talk to much when they have so little to say. Blue cheese. When my notebook is too slow. Cell phones. Typical Polish people. Empty fridge. Dirty bathrooms. My boss. Boring lectures. Windows Vista. Cold rooms. Weddings and typical marriage. Formality [except logic].

If I ever become old, I'm gonna have a cool motorcycle and teach my friend's kids all the nasty things. I'll also have a huge house in the middle of the forest and a boat or two. I won't give a damn about my age and I will finally start smoking [why care about cancer if you're over 70?!]. I will have time for everything. And perhaps I will even have a husband. Who knows.

I study cognitive science and psychology. I work. I sail. And I try to do everything else I like in the meanwhile.

There's no such thing as 'good at' and you would know that if you've ever heard of eastern philosophy. But I'm trying.

'I liked her/didn't like her from the very beginning'.

My WHAT?! Damn you, OKCupid!

As for books: I guess pretty everything from Scott Card. Sci-fi, fantasy. Sapkowski, Pratchett [but who doesn't, really]. Sailing books. Psychology textbooks. Webcomics. I don't like biographical books, I find life stories of a strangers boring. Especially if they are some kinds of celebrities.

Movies: pfff. Leon. My bluberry nights. Does Firefly count? Lord of war was great. Pretty Women was sweet. Moulin Rouge was touching. Doomsday was hilariuos. The Matrix [it's just a shame they DIDN'T do the sequel.]. Star Wars, but no, not those new crapy ones. I also liked Arizona Dream, Caramel, True Romance, Monsoon Wedding, Cabaret, Band of Brothers. Heat. Stardust. Cruel Intentions. And more. Series? House MD, Californication, Grey's Anatomy, Dollhouse. That's 70 Show. Gilmore Girls.

Music: I guess Metallica, shanties, Audiofeels, Coldplay, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Alanis Morisette, Fatboy Slim, RATM, SOAD, RHChP, Guano Apes, Manu Chao, Hey, Lao Che, Vavamuffin, Miles Davis, Nora Jones, Katie Melua. The Doors. Miles Davis, Chris Botti, a little from Nina Simone. Tori Amos. Flogging Molly. Bjork. And stuff.

When it comes to food I always appreciate a good steak. I like mexican, chinsese, italian, spanish, greek, polish food. I love good food. I don't believe seafood is a food.

Orange juice. Irish cider. 'Ender's game'. Sailing yacht. Coffee. Chocolate.

Wait, is that really IT? But what about a steak?! And a cup of tea? And jeans? And mp3 player?! And...

Things to do. Places to be. Seas to be sailed. People to be met.
And everything else.

I usually know it's a typical Friday night because of the crowd on the streets. And because it's hard to get a seat by the bar in my favourite pub. So I really don't like typical Friday nights.

Forget it. I'm not selling my secrets to strangers.

...you like spending time having fun, talking for hours about somewhat important things [like why Warhammer Online is better than WoW to you], sailing, listening to good music/watching good movies [have you seen The Reservoir Dogs?], good beer [no. I mean GOOD!], living the life your way and not giving a damn about what other people think about it. Or if you are a great, funny girl looking for a friend. Or very sexy [in a 'I'm that hot guy who can do stuff to your computer, read xkcd and actually understand it or talk to you about things using the language you know but it doesn't help you to understand them anyway.' way] guy. Blonde.