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24 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:14pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 0" (1.53m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Chinese (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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My resting bitch face has been known to wither the stout of heart who frequent the N train. I'm a bit of a dork, and I tend to be much more reserved online than I am in person.

I veer wildly between extreme laziness and productivity, I think it's a momentum thing. So while I should just break down and get a Kindle, I can't bring myself to get rid of the ever growing wall of books. My worst fidgeting habit would probably be constantly playing with my hair.

I do have a primary partner and I see other people regularly. I don't foresee this changing anytime soon, and will not bring up my other partners unless you ask. Random hookups are boring to me, so please don't talk to me like you're ordering from a sexual vending machine. Ladies, I promise I'm not trolling for a unicorn. Couples, I'm not really interested in being one either right now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fighting off the next inevitable existential crisis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Startling easily, taking involuntary naps on the train, one-armed pushups, and day-drinking spiced wine. I often forget to eat all day, binge on one huge meal, and then pass out in food-coma that has been described as "concerning". So I am probably not so great at maintaining stable blood sugar levels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first thing people notice about me is that I'm pint-sized, though for a while it used to be my jewel-toned hair.

If you message me, you'll probably notice that my humor can be a bit dry. It's probably not as bad in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Enders Game, Ender's Shadow, the Song of Ice and Fire series, the Harry Potter series, a Prayer for Owen Meany, Demian, the Thirteenth Tale, Pride and Prejudice, the Odyssey, the Abhorsen series, Graceling, Of Mice and Men, the Wheel of Time books, The Trickster's Queen, the Dresden Files, Lamb, Interesting Times, the Xanth books, Good Omens, the Codex books, Stranger in a Strange Land, Stardust, Dune, Wicked

Web Comics: xkcd, SMBC, Oglaf, Girls with Slingshots, Questionable Content, Wasted Talent, Nerf This, asofterworld, Scandinavia and the World, Humon Comics, ChaosLife, Chester5000, Zen Pencils, Cyanide and Happiness, Ava's Demon, the Oatmeal, Cthulhu Slippers, Hamlet's Danish, Hark! A Vagrant

Movies and Shows: Ip Man, Firefly, Serenity, Moulin Rouge, Pocahontas, Pulp Fiction, the Harry Potter movies, West Wing, Monk, Bones, the LotR movies, Big Bang Theory, Kiss of the Dragon, Alice in Wonderland, Sweeney Todd, RENT, Secondhand Lions, Avatar - The Last Airbender (the show), House of Flying Daggers, Hero, Red Cliff, Game of Thrones, NCIS, The Daily Show, Studio 60, White Collar, The Tudors, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Home Improvement, Doctor Who, the Avengers, Iron Man, Archer, Attack on Titan, Pacific Rim, the Expendables, Orange is the New Black, the Office, Battlestar Galactica, Dollhouse, Guardians of the Galaxy, Mrs. Brown, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Amadeus, Borgia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Martial arts
Soup noodles
Hot tea
Cozy sweaters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I miss being able to sleep on my stomach. Fair warning, I starfish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I will sometimes be out at happy hour with friends or at a show, but honestly these days I prefer to be doing laundry, cooking dinner, and enjoying the apartment that I supposedly moved into last year. Friday nights in, Saturdays out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda addicted to basil. It's weird.

Also, Dex-starr is my spirit animal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if you are a Time Lord, Star Lord, or the 'Za Lord.

Short of that, message me if you would like to:
-hold a lively conversation about how my chest tattoo's only real meaning is that I'm a bookworm
-dance (club, swing, tango, or another style you'd like to teach) I'm no professional, but I'm a quick study
-so thoroughly dazzle me with your visage that I forget to uphold my standards

Don't bother asking for nudes, if I will do cam sex, if you can watch me with a woman, or if I'll make an exception for you (I won't). Please stop asking if this actually happens, there are entire websites dedicated to cataloging the horror. I'm just trying to save everyone time, assuming a basic level of reading comprehension. The internet is made of porn, so go forth and fap away-- just do it elsewhere.

Also, I have a pet peeve regarding faceless profiles that might be inane but exists nonetheless. We all have professional lives and limited time. So please, no invites to kik and stop sending me picture links.