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31 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:43pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Well-adjusted and punctual Midwestern transplant who desperately misses the Iowa motherland but loves her job too much to leave DC just yet. Seeking someone who can make me laugh (a surprisingly high bar) who is also kind (super important) with a keen grasp of grammar (moderately important) and maybe some stellar cheekbones (but can live without those I suppose).
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a journalist, which is generally a lot of fun. But aside from that, I run a lot, play piano (well), play guitar (badly), and try not to get hit while bike-commuting.

Also, I'm currently trying to cook every single recipe in all my cookbooks.

(at once)

(with my mind)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing when no one is watching.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- Books: anything by David Foster Wallace, Lorrie Moore, Vladimir Nabokov
- Movies: Lars and the Real Girl, Kill Bill, everything by the Coen Brothers
- Music: Pretty much everything but reggae and punk
- Food: guacamole
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some sort of musical instrument
Phone, for calling my family
A copy of Infinite Jest, if this is a desert-island-type, one-book-only scenario
Pad of paper
Shaking it. Just shaking it. Because I am a beautiful animal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether a society could truly achieve equitable distribution of wealth. Also, nachos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends, keeping it low-key. I am a beautiful and unique snowflake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am almost frighteningly excited about the Garth Brooks tour.
You should message me if
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you think you can handle it.