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PrettyToenails

31 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Well-adjusted and punctual.

Things I like: new recipes/cookbooks, buying presents for my niece, running, reading the New Yorker, the Oxford comma.

Things I dislike: tardiness, stubbed toes, people who use passport stamps as a substitute for being interesting (you know who you are).
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a journalist, which is generally a lot of fun. But aside from that, I run a lot, play piano (well), play guitar (badly), and try not to get hit while bike-commuting.

Also, I'm currently trying to cook every single recipe in all my cookbooks.

...AT ONCE.

...WITH MY MIND.

Uhhh...next question, please.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing when no one is watching.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- Books: anything by David Foster Wallace, Lorrie Moore, Vladimir Nabokov
- Movies: Lars and the Real Girl, Kill Bill, everything by the Coen Brothers
- Music: Pretty much everything but reggae and punk
- Food: guacamole
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some sort of musical instrument
Phone, for calling my family
A copy of Infinite Jest, if this is a desert-island-type, one-book-only scenario
Pad of paper
Pen
Shaking it. Just shaking it. Because I am a beautiful animal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether a society could truly achieve equitable distribution of wealth. Also, nachos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am unreasonably, perhaps troublingly excited about Garth Brooks' upcoming tour.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
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you can handle it, tough guy.