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PrettyToenails

31 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Well-adjusted and punctual.

Things I like: new recipes/cookbooks, buying presents for my niece, running, reading the New Yorker, thinking up ways to get my writing into the New Yorker within the next 40ish years, the Oxford comma.

Things I dislike: tardiness, Skrillex, stubbed toes.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a journalist (and paid!). So...in short, I'm living the dream.

But aside from that, I run a lot, sing, play piano (well), play guitar (badly), and try not to get hit while bike-commuting.

Also, I'm currently trying to cook every single recipe in all my cookbooks.

...AT ONCE.

...WITH MY MIND.

Uhhh...next question, please.
I’m really good at
dancing when no one is watching.
The first things people usually notice about me
I often get comments on my Minnesota-ish accent, so that's No. 1. Then said commenters decide to show off their "Fargo" impressions. Meaning that the No. 2 thing people usually notice is me punching them in the throat, because "Fargo" totally ruined what is otherwise a very charming way of speaking. Gah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Books: anything by David Foster Wallace, Lorrie Moore, Vladimir Nabokov
- Movies: Lars and the Real Girl, Kill Bill, everything by the Coen Brothers
- Music: I like a lot of things, but I really can't get into reggae. True story.
- Food: guacamole. (Side note: I'm trying out veganism and enjoying it but have no idea how long the test drive will last.) (But I'd like guac anyway, vegan or not.)
The six things I could never do without
Some sort of musical instrument
Phone, for calling the fam
A copy of Infinite Jest, if this is a desert-island-type, one-book-only scenario
Pad of paper
Pen
Shaking it. Just shaking it. Because I am a beautiful animal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether a society could truly achieve equitable distribution of wealth. Also, nachos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When you write me a message that is clearly the impersonal copy-pasted message you send every woman, (a) I know and (b) I'm silently judging you (and deleting your message).
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
you can handle it, tough guy.