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PrettyUglyHeyy

27 Oakland, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDr1GNmFVPY

"I'm not like most girls." -Most girls

Appreciative of nature & art, joyfulness of the simple things in life, getting dirty, and wearing dresses. With boots.

Oh and not to brag or anything, but I'm pretty proud of my low-maintenance-can-be-ready-in-less-than-20-mins-on-most-days kinda self.

And nope, the username is not a sign of low self esteem. It's simply one of my favorite oxymorons :). Cheers!

IG: jobymcgotes
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being silly and moving my hips. If ya want to see :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vxac2OBeH7o

Some lesbian Colombian once told me I moved my hips like Shakira. Best compliment ever.

Making the best out of any situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How much I smile.

And the way I walk, which then also makes them notice my immensely large legs.

I walked passed a woman once and she looked at me and started singing "that girl is on fireeee." It was awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have seen Andrea Bocelli, Rob Zombie, Arcade Fire, Beach Boys, Boys II Men (x2) in concert, Paul McCartney, amongst many more. "O mio Babbino caro" makes me tear up every time. You try to figure me out :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, travel, and music music music is all I can really come up with for now.

And perhaps belly-aching laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cognitive dissonance.

My next adventure.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'll be my boyfriend?

Or.
You're playful. :):):)
You support chivalry.
You'll let me give you a piggy back ride in order to show you how strong I am!
You'll take me on an adventure.
You are extremely affectionate and into cuddling.
You aren't shallow.
You are great with communication.
You are an excellent texter.
You'll send me on an adrenaline rush.
You have a Half Dome hiking permit you want to give or sell to me ;).

If this resonates with you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2KgzKETBw

If you love this song ;):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHp8k9xF3S0&feature=