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27 Oakland, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Pacific Islander
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
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My self-summary
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"I'm not like most girls." -Most girls

Appreciative of nature & art, joyfulness of the simple things in life, getting dirty, and wearing dresses. With boots.

Oh and not to brag or anything, but I'm pretty proud of my low-maintenance-can-be-ready-in-less-than-20-mins-on-most-days kinda self.

And nope, the username is not a sign of low self esteem. It's simply one of my favorite oxymorons :). Cheers!

IG: jobymcgotes
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being silly and moving my hips. If ya want to see :)

Some lesbian Colombian once told me I moved my hips like Shakira. Best compliment ever.

Making the best out of any situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People tell me I smile too much. Oh well :).

And the way I walk, which then also makes them notice my immensely large legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have seen Andrea Bocelli, Rob Zombie, Arcade Fire, Beach Boys, Boys II Men (x2) in concert, Paul McCartney (basically changed my life forever), amongst many more. You try to figure me out :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, travel, and music music music is all I can really come up with for now.

And perhaps belly-aching laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cognitive dissonance. We're prettttty damn good at that.

Love and if I'll ever find it. I think I've met so many duds that it makes me think the love that I want and want to give ain't really out there anymore.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're playful. :):):)
You support chivalry.
You'll let me give you a piggy back ride in order to show you how strong I am!
You'll take me on an adventure.
You are extremely affectionate and into cuddling.
You aren't shallow.
You are great with communication.
You are an excellent texter.
You have a Half Dome hiking permit you want to give or sell to me ;).

You know how to make a woman feel wanted and desired and you keep making her feel that way even after you know she really likes you.

If this resonates with you:

If you love this song ;):

If you would go with me to one of those okc meetups. I think it would be a pretttty hilarious date.