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PrettyUglyHeyy

26 F Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDr1GNmFVPY

"I'm not like most girls." -Most girls

Appreciative of nature & art, joyfulness of the simple things in life, getting dirty, and wearing dresses. With boots.

Oh and not to brag or anything, but I'm pretty proud of my low-maintenance-can-be-ready-in-less-than-20-mins-on-most-days kinda self.

And nope, the username is not a sign of low self esteem. It's simply one of my favorite oxymorons :). Cheers!
What I’m doing with my life
Assisting in HR and enjoying every minute of it's very busy and always changing environment :).

Enjoying life and livin' it up the best I can (with my dancing shoes on)
I’m really good at
Being silly and moving my hips. You're welcome to tell me if I'm right or wrong :).
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vxac2OBeH7o

This one time this lesbian Colombian told me I moved my hips like Shakira. Best. Compliment. Ever.

Having a good time and making a fool out of myself without always having a drink in my hand :)

Being an ENFJ.
The first things people usually notice about me
People tell me I smile too much. But as Marilyn Monroe once said, "Life's a beautiful thing, and there's so much to smile about."

And the way I walk, which then also makes them notice my immensely large legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have seen Andrea Bocelli, Rob Zombie, Arcade Fire, Beach Boys, Boys II Men (x2) in concert, PAUL MCCARTNEY (basically changed my life forever), amongst many more. You try to figure me out!
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends, travel, and music music music is all I can really come up with for now :)

And perhaps belly-aching laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many people keep it only local and never cross the borderline. If you're gonna live in California, you should be all over it :).

Cognitive dissonance.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on my mood :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got nothing to hide. This mouth doesn't believe in censoring so if you ask, I will most likely tell!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
.... If you're willing to be friends before lovers (seriously)

MUST be playful. :):):)

You're NOT a serial dater.

You support chivalry.

You'll let me give you a piggy back ride in order to show you how strong I am!

If you'll take me on an adventure.

If you are into extreme cuddling.

If you aren't shallow.

If this resonates with you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2KgzKETBw

If you can't blame me for identifying with this ;):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHp8k9xF3S0&feature=fvst

**I used to try and reply to everyone. But I change my mind. You can't just copy and paste a message to every single girl and think she's going to reply back to something so generic and impersonal. No thanks, bruhs.**