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PrettyUglyHeyy

26 F Oakland, CA

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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
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English

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My self-summary
**Sorry for the full inbox! Just cleared my inbox so please feel free to message again if you'd like :). Cheers**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDr1GNmFVPY

"I'm not like most girls." -Most girls

Appreciative of nature & art, joyfulness of the simple things in life, getting dirty, and wearing dresses. With boots.

Oh and not to brag or anything, but I'm pretty proud of my low-maintenance-can-be-ready-in-less-than-20-mins-on-most-days kinda self.

And nope, the username is not a sign of low self esteem. It's simply one of my favorite oxymorons :). Cheers!
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying life and livin' it up the best I can (with my dancing shoes on)
I’m really good at
Being silly and moving my hips. If ya want to see :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vxac2OBeH7o

This one time this lesbian Colombian told me I moved my hips like Shakira. Best compliment ever.

Having a good time and making a fool out of myself without always having a drink in my hand :)

Being an ENFJ.
The first things people usually notice about me
People tell me I smile too much. But as Marilyn Monroe once said, "Life's a beautiful thing, and there's so much to smile about."

And the way I walk, which then also makes them notice my immensely large legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have seen Andrea Bocelli, Rob Zombie, Arcade Fire, Beach Boys, Boys II Men (x2) in concert, PAUL MCCARTNEY (basically changed my life forever), amongst many more. You try to figure me out :)
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends, travel, and music music music is all I can really come up with for now.

And perhaps belly-aching laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why we live in a world where we constantly criticize one another. Especially women. I'm straight but I've often been mistaken for being lesbian (which is sad in itself that people think that way to begin with) because of how fond I am of the female body and mind. No matter the shape or size, I think women are beautiful and I always encourage them to be confident and sexy. If I see a beautiful woman, I will tell them. And when I see a beautiful woman, I don't get jealous or discouraged - I become motivated and inspired.

Cognitive dissonance.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on my mood :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I'm home alone at night, with nothing to do, I like to dance in front of my mirror and try to embody Beyonce's sexiness. There.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
.... If you're willing to be friends before lovers (seriously)

You're playful playful. :):):)

You support chivalry.

You'll let me give you a piggy back ride in order to show you how strong I am!

If you'll take me on an adventure.

If you are into extreme cuddling.

If you aren't shallow.

If this resonates with you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2KgzKETBw

If you love this song ;):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHp8k9xF3S0&feature=fvst