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22 Everett, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Sales / Marketing
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm a pretty laid back guy who likes to deal with what life throws at me my mentality is that it can always be worse so why really worry about it.

I spend my time relaxing, hanging out with friends I love to walk sometimes 10+ miles at a time its great time for thinking or just getting some me time.

Like to be incredibly random, weird and just have fun. Cause whats the pint of doing anything if your not enjoying it! I love doing impressions.

I get called Tapeworm alot cause I seem to have a bottomless pit of hunger.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work graveyard putting 'shit on shelves' basicly a night stocker who has to deal with crackheads and the like of the wonderful ever-rot. I work full time and enjoy my job even though it may not be the fanciest or the best paid.

But when I'm not working I like to go hangout at the beach or river. Wish we had like a mountain in my backyard I could just disappear in the woods for days and days.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
having fun, joking around. Nothing I love more than just being myself or being retarded and making people laugh. It makes everything better.

Being weird as shit :D
The first things people usually notice about me
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weird, or tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I honestly don't read too many books I read rarely if something is a really good and attractive subject to me.

For movies its everything from comedies, dramas, crime, action, cartoons. I really love movies that fuck with your head. Kinda like the uninvited, and shutter island.

For TV I'm completely addicted to Game of Thrones and Vikings but sadly I don't have cable and I am too lazy (to type keys) to pirate my usual shows unless they hold and unhealthy grip on my GoT

I like all kinds of music doesn't really matter as long as it has a beat but to list a few artist I can recall ive listened to recently; Machine Gun Kelly, Tech N9ne, Black Flag, Leftover Crack, Sublime, NOFX, Potluck, The Vandals, Cage the Elephant, and Streetlight Manifesto.

Oh god here is my biggest vice, food.
I can barely stop eating I love food all forms and kinds. Chinese is comfort food, I love to try new types of food I also love to cook food and experiment and find new dishes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some animal companion (currently my cat, Nala)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I just ate a giant burger, some onion rings, now im trying to find out what comes next. Fries, or another beer then more rings...
Tapeworm thoughts!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or at AFK Tavern/Tony V's Garage, smashing around town way too drunk for my own good or just being lazy and sitting around at home
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i get weird the more you know me
You should message me if
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You wanna talk, hang out, or just be random. FUCK YEAH