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Primate212

22 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latvian (Poorly), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an open minded young individual who tries to go through life smiling as much as possible. Id say I have a positive vibe around me that makes people happy(I know that is a bold statement, but I believe it to be true(oh my god Jenny, he's so full of himself)). I rarely get offended by anything. My sense of humor is extremely wide and can vary from silly childish puns to ridiculous dick jokes.

More than anything I love my alone time(a strange thing to say on a social site, but hey - im being honest). I like to be left alone for a day and just drift into my own thoughts without anybody fucking with me. It is not like I am some human hater, its just that I need to be alone from time to time.

I may or may not enjoy long walks on the beach.

....Okay, there is more to say, but it seems like too much for a summary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You know, like the rest of us. Spinning through the galaxy on an organic rock! On a serious note though - I am very passionate about what I want to be and do in life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a goofball, some of the time. I am good at other things as well, but I don't want to brag.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I cant be bothered writing all this shit down so Ill just name my one all time favorite of each.

Book: Fingerprints of the Gods (by Graham Hancock)
Movie: Scarface
Show: GoT
Music: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird
Food: Steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Exercise.
Internet.
People.
Documentaries.
Psychedelics.
Stand-Up Comedy.

(If you answered either: food, water or air... you are boring.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is the meaning of life?! Don't we all. I am daydreaming quite often.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You never know. There really is no typical night, unless I'm in bed - sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dont have any deep secret that I am hiding. And if I had, I wouldn't tell you, then it wouldn't be a secret would it... (this is literally most peoples answer on here, guess if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoyed reading all the shit above, because if you didn't enjoy it, you probably won't like me. I like you whether you like me or not though :)

Don't be shy, message me.