26 Laguna Hills, CA
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My self-summary
I'm a renaissance man who loves long walks to the liquor store, taming unicorns, arm-wrestling midgets, reading the latest issue of Cosmo by the fireplace, and having deep conversations about space and shit. Call me ;)
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work at Hoag Hospital as a the chief project coordinator for the rehabilitation shadowing program. Ultimately working towards med-school.
I’m really good at
Parallel parking, thumb-war, cooking 5-star TV dinners, twerking hard, hardly twerking, and procrastinating on answering emails.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like the spawn of Drake and Osama Bin Laden.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a huge audiophile, I love music with a heavy groove and soulful production:

Bob Marley, Queen, James Brown, Tame Impala, Little Dragon, Toro y Moi, The XX, Dr. Dre, Miles Davis, Thelonius Monk, Astrud Gilberto, John Lee Hooker, BB King, John Coltrane, Cults, Isaac Hayes, Thievery Corporation, Major Lazer, Black Sabbath, Rage Against the Machine, Led Zeppelin, Frank Sinatra, The Flaming Lips, Pink Floyd, Sade, Jimi Hendrix, Parliament-Funkadelic, Wu-tang Clan, A Tribe Called Quest, Marvine Gaye, Santana, Snoop Dogg, Daft Punk, A-Trak, Air... and a bunch of other stuff that you probably haven't heard of.

The Godfather, On Doctoring, 2001: A Space Odyssey, All the Shahs Men, Brave New World, Choke, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Universe in a Nutshell, Kingdom of Fear, The Nature of Economies. Also, The Cat in The Hat is a fine read.

Too many to list, so I'll list my favorite directors.
The Coen Brothers, Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick, and Quentin Tarantino.

Always Sunny in Philly, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Trailer Park Boys, Rick and Morty, Archer, The Onion News, and South Park all tickle me. Love me some crass humor.
The six things I could never do without
Friendship, Family, Laughter, Endorphins, Oxytocin, Money
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can be harder, better, faster, and stronger.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with Rebecca Black.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy the show "Too Cute".
You should message me if
You are not a man and would like to get to know someone who's mildly awesome