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26 Laguna Hills, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:33am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Somewhat), German (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a renaissance man who loves long walks to the liquor store, taming unicorns, arm-wrestling midgets, reading the latest issue of Cosmo by the fireplace, and having deep conversations about space and shit. Call me ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work at Hoag Hospital as a the chief project coordinator for the rehabilitation shadowing program. Also working towards med-school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking, thumb-war, cooking 5-star TV dinners, twerking hard, hardly twerking, and procrastinating on answering emails.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like the spawn of Drake and Osama Bin Laden.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a huge audiophile, I love music with a heavy groove and soulful production:

Bob Marley, Queen, James Brown, Tame Impala, Little Dragon, Toro y Moi, The XX, Dr. Dre, Miles Davis, Thelonius Monk, Astrud Gilberto, John Lee Hooker, BB King, John Coltrane, Cults, Isaac Hayes, Thievery Corporation, Major Lazer, Black Sabbath, Rage Against the Machine, Led Zeppelin, Frank Sinatra, The Flaming Lips, Pink Floyd, Sade, Jimi Hendrix, Parliament-Funkadelic, Wu-tang Clan, A Tribe Called Quest, Marvine Gaye, Santana, Snoop Dogg, Daft Punk, A-Trak, Air... and a bunch of other stuff that you probably haven't heard of.

The Godfather, On Doctoring, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Brave New World, Stiff, Choke, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Universe in a Nutshell, Kingdom of Fear, The Nature of Economies. Also, The Cat in The Hat is a fine read.

Too many to list, so I'll list my favorite directors.
The Coen Brothers, Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick, and Quentin Tarantino.

Always Sunny in Philly, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Trailer Park Boys, Archer, The Onion News, and South Park all tickle me. Love me some crass humor.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friendship, Family, Laughter, Endorphins, Oxytocin, Money
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can be harder, better, faster, and stronger.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with Rebecca Black.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy the show "Too Cute".
You should message me if
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You are not a man and would like to get to know someone who's mildly awesome