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PrincepsTherion

25 M Bradenton, FL

My Details

Last Online
Oct 5, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a literal ennui golem. I was made in the early 1700's by a bored rabbi who just wanted something to occupy his time. I spent a long, long long time moping and then I decided to wake up and start reading comic books and watching cartoons and I never stopped.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in a factory overnight sometimes, watching lids go by. Spice lids, peanut butter lids, you name it I watch it happen and then box it up and put it on a pallet. It is as boring as it sounds. Trying to get into school next semester, too. And making a toybox for a friends kid. Hopefully going to be picking up school in the fall.
I’m really good at
I am amazing at sleeping.

I can also juggle poorly.

I'm excellent at being a charismatic jerk. You will hate how much you love me, I'm not even kidding.

I'm an excellent storyteller.
The first things people usually notice about me
Crazy

goddamn

hair.

it is holding me hostage somebody help

Seriously I'm chopping this shit off soon it's maddening.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Futurama, Northern Exposure, Moral Orel, Tosh.0, the Mighty Boosh, old school Simpsons, History/Discovery/Science etc., the Storyteller, Adventure Time, FlapJack, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Samurai Jack & a lot more.

Music:
Wolf Parade's "I'll Believe in Anything", Tom Waits, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Placebo, They Might Be Giants, The Mountain Goats, Modest Mouse, Jonathan Coulton, CCR, Blue Oyster Cult, Alice Cooper, Diamanda Galas, Animal Collective, Creature Feature, Warren Zevon, Behemoth. I'll write more here as nostalgia reminds me I like things.

Books & Authors: Ender's Game, Wikipedia, A Clockwork Orange, Lockpick Pornography, Terry Pratchett, Roald Dhall, Shel Silverstein, Mike Mignola, Allan Moore, Grant Morrison, Harlan Ellison, Warren Ellis. Persepolis 1 & 2, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, 1984. It's so hard not to write "This persons ENTIRE BODY OF WORK" for some people.

Movies: Dead Poets Society, Blade Runner, Rosemary's Baby, Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula, Pan's Labyrinth, Vertigo, Documentaries, Synecdoche, NY, Tucker and Dale Versus Evil, Dolores Claiborne, the Discworld cartoons, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Suspiria, World's Greatest Dad, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Death to Smoochy, Casablanca, The Last Circus, Anchorman, The Invention of Lying, Christopher Nolan's Batmans, Ginger Snaps and Ginger Snaps II, Mean Girls, No Country for Old Men, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The Princess Bride, Rear Window, SLC Punk!, 28 Days Later, City Of Lost Children, Stand by Me, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Inception, Spirited Away, Interview with a Vampire, Princess Mononoke, Phantom of the Paradise, Fight Club, Once Upon a Time in the West, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The Magnificent 7, There Will be Blood, Alien and Alien 3, (Aliens and Alien: Resurrection were abortions that had so little in common with Alien that they could have been part of an entirely different franchise. Prometheus was a worthy addition to the franchise.)
The six things I could never do without
Joke about organs or air in a stale effort to present myself as witty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A lot of shit. You should ask me about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably playing games online with my bros.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't even know dude, just ask me. I'm an open book with dirty words on every page.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Melancholy is your favorite flavor.