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28 Marrero, LA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 8:30am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Has a kid
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Remember that time you made that horrible screen name yeeeears ago & you got stuck with it? Yeah don't judge me. :P.
On to the good stuff!
I'm a fat girl looking for .... Something lol I'll figure that out as I go along but most definitely looking for long term eventually (got to work up to that it takes time).
I'm most definitely a thick girl ... If you're not ok with that oh wells. :) moving on... (btw not all fat people are lazy, my chunky ass will go on an adventure that requires...OMG physical activity...just as fast as the next person) I need a man who can stimulate BOTH my body & my mind. Is that too much to ask for?

I'm Pie - true story, that's what they call me.
I love the outrageous, crazy, fabulous, sparkly, and funky.
I'm candid, loud, adventurous, curious, maybe a little off the axis. I'm here just like everyone else, hoping there's someone just off enough to put up with me. I've got a good job (yay not a free loader ), I smoke green and... holy crap I'm a law abiding citizen! Crazy! Not that one thing, of course. I've got an awesome offspring. I'm not a party animal, save for the random beer, saint pattys day, and birthdays I rarely drink. I prefer quiet nights and a good book...or a really bad movie. I'm not materialistic or high maintenance. There's so much more interesting tid bits but let's save that for later :)

New Orleans is full of transplants. It's not that I'm prejudice about dating only a certain type but It's hard when the majority are just "passing through".

I WILL NOT date a racist. Apparently there are people out there who don't realize what time they're living in.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work and I'm a mom...but I don't have some crap ass, dead end job. But that's what I'm doing. and I enjoy every minute of it.
Oy! and making sure my spawn will grow up not to be an axe murderer or anything like that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
blowing bubbles with my gum
making grilled cheese samiches
conversing with people
Shaking my ass when no one is looking
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a freakin amazon
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books...too too many honestly
shawshank redemption
boondock saints
hedwig and the angry inch
That's all over the radar. I absolutely love the blues, I dig folky music. One of my favorite bands is still sublime, I think It's out of nostalgia at this point though.

Shows: frisky dingo for the win too bad it doesn't come on anymore.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good book
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing...I work too damn much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never played beer pong, and I can't wear socks...the thought of them makes my hair stand on end, true story.
You should message me if
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you're awesome!
The quality of men who I seem to attract are increasingly lacking...I'd like to meet a man who can challenge this statistic.

due to the amount of crap ass emails i've gotten i wanted to add this.
you SHOULDN'T message me if you're just looking for some poon. Yeah, I said poon, but you get the message. bah I'm a lady Damn it...

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