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24 Brisbane, Australia Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 23
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm unashamedly honest, covered in tatts and piercings, totally compensating for social phobia and recently qualified body piercer, love singing and music, art, philosophy and politics..

Love having drinks (or a quiet smoke) with mates, live a really alternative lifestyle and am quite happily just looking for other intelligent, open-minded people to share good times and conversation.

I'm also a total hedonist. I do things because I enjoy them. I live the vast majority of my life for pleasure, both my own and those around me that I choose to please. This might sound selfish, but I've spent my entire life being very goal-oriented, so now that I have the opportunity to indulge, I'm doing it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Taking a minor break from reality to work out who I really am and where I'm supposed to fit into the world.

Let's just say I'm having my quarter-life crisis, so there's a total life overhaul underway.

I'm not available for exclusive, monogamous dating, ever, so if that's what you're after, keep looking. If you have very distinct, negative feelings on polyamory or those that practice it, feel free to keep those to yourself, I don't have the time or patience for negative shit. I'm quite happy with how I conduct myself in my personal life, I always try to be honest, respectful and dignified, to myself, my friends, my family and my partners. Note that my being poly does not mean I will sleep with anyone or everyone, I still have discerning tastes.

My quarter-life crisis has extended to all areas of my life, including personal relationships, and a complete restructure is currently underway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating and napping, often combining the two into a super sport.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Could be the tattoos, could be the piercings, could be the "current overlord of hell" title belt, hard to say......
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Rock N Rolla, Planet Terror, Fight Club, 300, Machete, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dogma.

Archer, Black Books, Black Adder, Fawlty Towers, Burn Notice, Firefly (devastated still), Buffy, True Blood, Warehouse 13, Dollhouse, NCIS, Scrubs, Boston Legal, Criminal Minds.

Indian, Italian, Mexican, Chinese. Sushi is probably my go-to favourite. I'll basically eat most different cuisines, but I tend to be fussy about individual ingredients. Except cheese, I freaking love cheese.

Authors more so than books, John le Carre, Frederick Forsythe, Mario Puzo, Patricia Cornwall, James Patterson, Anne Rice, Thomas Harris. I'm currently re-reading a lot of classics.

I go through phases of what I'm listening to, and I'm massively eclectic. The only styles I genuinely can't listen to are Aussie hip-hop and blue-grass country. To list a few of my all-time favourite artists / bands though (in no particular order): Queen, Placebo, Evanescence, Marilyn Manson, Garbage, No Doubt, Lana Del Rey, Disturbed, Green Day, Linkin Park, D*A*A*S, Lady Gaga, Aerosmith, Guns N Roses --- this list could go on forever. Recently I've also been listening to a lot of Florence and the Machine, Massive Attack, Crystal Method, Portishead and NIN.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPhone, laptop (with interwebs), shower, power supply, music, my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether other people ponder the great questions as much as I do?

And why Douglas Adams chose six times nine?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I wouldn't say that there's a "typical" Friday night for me. I'm most likely with my partner in crime (my boyfriend), possibly watching excessive amounts of YouTube, out visiting friends or family or out at a social gathering.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's hardly private if I'm willing to admit it.. I am an open book if you want to ask me anything, just don't be vulgar.
You should message me if
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You're intelligent, open-minded and genuinely have something interesting to say.

I don't mean to be a stickler about this, but I loathe small talk, and my primary goal on this site is to talk to interesting people about interesting things.

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