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PrintsMyshkin

28 M Florissant, MO

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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There's a movie called Being There. It was a book, too, but the movie is what I know. Either way, the main character is a guy called Chance. He doesn't know how to deal with people, and is completely and utterly unaware of the affect he has on them. He's lived a sheltered, introverted existance, so his only frame of reference in life is gardening; the only pasttime he knows aside from watching TV.

Why am I going on about Chance the Gardener in the "About Me" section? Because for all intents and purposes, I'm the same way. If you get rid of the gardening and replace it with movies, I would have just described myself. I tend to be more self-aware than Chance, but either watch Being There or read the book, and you'll have a good idea of what I'm like. Not that I think I'm such hot shit that you should have reading assignments for my profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Webster University Grad, living on my own, making movies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making movies, writing (despite what the bits on my profile would suggest), until recently working with computers. I tend to be able to argue pretty well. I've inherited an uncanny ability to bullshit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Assuming that I'm supposed to go past the obvious "the fact that I'm white" stuff, and assuming this is based on an in-person situation;
I can't say what people notice FIRST, but the thing people have noticed about me out loud to my face the MOST is the fact that I have the exact same tone and inflection when I'm being serious as when I'm being facetious or sarcastic. So it is apparently occasionally difficult to tell whether or not I'm kidding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (including comic books):
"Illusions" by Richard Bach, "Requiem for a Dream" by Hubert Selby Jr., "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski, "Watchmen" by Alan Moore, "Sandman" by Neil Gaiman, "The Dark Knight Returns" by Frank Miller, "The Ring" by Koji Suzuki, "Up The Down Staircase" by Bel Kaufman, "Have a Nice Day" by Mick Foley, and I know it's not technically a book or even a comic book, but I have "The Complete Calvin & Hobbes" and it is the best thing ever put in a newspaper.

Movies:
12 Angry Men (1957), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), A Clockwork Orange (1971), A Face In The Crowd (1957), Ace in the Hole (1951), AKIRA (1988), Alice (1988), Alien (1979), And Then There Were None (1945), Animal Crackers (1930), Awful Truth, The (1937), Back To The Future (1985), Bande à part (1964), Battle of Algiers, The (1966), Being John Malkovich (1999), Being There (1979), Big Country, The (1958), Casablanca (1942), C'era una volta il West (1968), C'era una volta in America (1984), Chinatown (1973), Citizen Kane (1941), Dark City (1998), Das Kabinett des Doktor Caligari (1919), Dawn of the Dead (1978), Det Sjunde Inseglet (1957), Do The Right Thing (1989), Dog Day Afternoon (1975), Dr. Strangelove (1964), El Angel Exterminador (1962), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), F For Fake (1974), Fail-Safe (1964), Fargo (1996), Floating Weeds (1959), General, The (1927), Ghostbusters (1984), Goodfellas (1990), Halloween (1978), Holiday (1938), Hotaru no haka (1988), Hustler, The (1961), If…. (1968), Il Buono, il brutto, il cattivo (1965), Il Conformista (1970), In Cold Blood (1967), Inherit the Wind (1960), Julius Caesar (1953), Kaïro (2001), La Planète sauvage (1973), Le Procès (1962), Lonely are the Brave (1962), M (1931), MASH (1970), Mean Streets (1973), Memento (2000), Metropolis (1926), Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), No Country For Old Men (2007), Notorious (1946), On The Waterfront (1954), Once (2006), One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (1975), Pandora's Box (1929), Pan's Labyrinth (2006), Peeping Tom (1960), Pink Floyd: The Wall (1982), Platoon (1986), Psycho (1960), Pulp Fiction (1994), Punishment Park (1971), Raging Bull (1980), Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981), Ran (1985), Requiem for a Dream (2000), Say Anything (1989), Schindler’s List (1993), Se7en (1995), Shichinin no samurai (1954), Smultronstället (1957), Spider Baby (1968), Stand By Me (1986), Taxi Driver (1976), The Birds (1963), The Departed (2006), The Exorcist (1973), The Five Obstructions (2004), The Godfather (1972), The Last Temptation of Christ (1988), The Magnificent Seven (1960), The Night Of The Hunter (1955), The Producers (1968), The Sting (1973), The Thin Man (1939), The Third Man (1949), The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948), The Usual Suspects (1995), The Wicker Man (1973), The Wild Bunch (1969), This Is Spinal Tap (1984), To Have and Have Not (1944), Viridiana (1961), Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), Yojimbo (1961) Brick (2005) In Bruges (2008) Out of the Past (1947)

TV Shows:
Mystery Science Theater 3000, Futurama, South Park, Twilight Zone, Lost, House, The Booth at the End, Breaking Bad

Music:
In an effort to not sound so much like a 12 year old girl ("Oh, I listen to everything lol!"), I'm actually going to list things I listen to. A.C. Newman, Aerosmith, Alizee, Animal Collective, Ben Folds (Five), Buckethead, Captain Beefheart, Chingon, Clint Mansell, David Bowie, Destroyer, Devendra Banhart, Elvis Costello, Eric Clapton, Eric Johnson, Explosions in the Sky, Frank Zappa, Gary Jules, Geinoh Yamashirogumi, Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five, Heartbreak Scene, Husker Du, Immaculate Machine, Jeff Buckley, Joe Strummer, John Cale, Johnny Cash, Jonathan Coulton, Joni Mitchell, Kiroro, Kronos Quartet, Leonard Cohen, Liars, Lou Reed, Loudon Wainwright III, Mark Szabo, Mike Patton, Modest Mouse, Neil Young, Neko Case, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Order, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nickel Creek, Nico Nico Douga, Obadiah Parker, Okkervil River, Patti Smith, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Placebo, Polyphonic Spree, Regina Spektor, Richie Ren, Santana, Scott Walker, Sigur Ros, Son House, Sufjan Stevens, Sunset Rubdown, Tegan and Sara, The Boomtown Rats, The Boredoms, The Bouncing Souls, The Flaming Lips, The Frames, The Magic Numbers, The New Pornographers, The Swell Season, The White Stripes, The Who, They Might Be Giants, Tom Waits, Tool, Tori Amos, Twiztid, Wallace Collection, Wolf Parade, and a bunch of other stuff.

Food:
Steak and sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Intellectual stimulation, mindless entertainment, a creative outlet, movies, a means of transportation, and occasional solitude.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things. I tend to think in long rants that jump from subject to subject.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home. Unless I'm somewhere else, which happens.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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Something on my profile has piqued your interest.