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PrivateerAustin

60 M Porter, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I moved to Austin / Round Rock line in 2008 from New England (currently establishing a vacation home in Porter TX - Northeast of Houston - spending weekends in Porter - during the week in Austin - considering sale of the Austin home in VERY near future).

I do occasionally miss 'the change of seasons' (especially fall foliage) and often my friends, but, I do not regret my move here. I frequently miss New England seafood (especially clams and Maine lobster).

Hardworking (and playing) but I also LOVE relaxing in / on the water, reading a good novel (especially romance / erotica / "beach smut"), napping in the sun, and spending time with close friends and family. Love sailing / anchoring (hopefully you will too). Would enjoy playing more volleyball (I try to play at least once a week). I don't have a kayak or paddleboard, but, I do enjoy rowing (and sailing) my dinghy. I enjoy a good sense of humor and making others laugh (or lighten up after a tough day).

I like Westerns (movies) and I like to ride (hate the dust) but I really NEED to be close to the water. I am straight but not the rugged cowboy type (I like being weird and unique like Austin). I am sometimes ashamed to admit that I have been a COWBOYS fan since the 70's. I like being CLOSE to the city but am someone who "prefers the 'burbs". Both of my vehicles have 4 wheels (yes one is a 4 wheel drive diesel truck with a camper cap - the other gets 40 mpg on gas). I run only if I have to; would rather take a long walk. I tested as ISTJ.

Don't enjoy being with others that feel the need to "get loaded" or "high" frequently. They can often get nasty under those circumstances - especially if they are doing both (and it is embarrassing to me - and should be for them).

I am not too big on WATCHING sports (other than NFL football, beach volleyball, and sometimes sailing) . . I'd rather PLAY.

LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN, LOVE MUCH!

and keep Austin Weird!

TO THOSE WHO HATE THE QUESTIONS: Yes some are silly, some are stupid, and some don't show the right answer, but they are reasonably helpful in helping others decide whether or not it is worthwhile contacting you. People who are really serious about meeting others will take more tests and answer more questions.

PERSONALITY TRAITS: I would say they are accurate for the most part (mine anyway). I would disagree with worse mannered and perhaps on the scientific and indie catagories. These traits tend to become increasingly accurate the more questions you answer (if answered honestly). Politically I lean to the right; Socially I lean to the left. Like SMALL dogs; allergic to cats and the persons who are owned by them; favorite pets are large parrots / macaws / cockatoos. I genuinely like kids that are generally well behaved and preferably at least 13 years old (I don't have any children of my own - missed out).

I realize that the "completeness" of my profile (and it's openness) may turn off a number of potential dates, but for me at least, it's quality over quantity every time (greater potential for a long-term relationship).

I am a practicing Christian (Episcopalian) but I seldom go to formal services. The lake is my church, my sailboat is my pew, and I get the 'sacrements' in the basin.

I have lived with 3 women (different times - last one ended in mid-2011). I have been married once for 16 years (divorced 2006). My nearest family member lives 3 hours away.

WHAT IS A PRIVATEER (you ask)? - Licensed by the crown to prey on enemy shipping. A (financial) portion of the items taken on the high seas by me and my crew goes to the crown.
What I’m doing with my life
I am enjoying the company of friends and some of the nicest outdoor venues in Austin and surrounding areas. Perhaps I will meet a female partner(s) who will show me around in other areas.
I’m really good at
Documentation, grilling, learning new software and methods, procedure writing, rowing, sailing, teaching, volleyball.
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile / friendliness, eclectic.

I was given a plastic flask of "me" the other day. The label reads as follows: Hello, I'm Fred, Aquarius. Velvety smooth and easy to hold. I'm your daily allowance of awesome in a fully recyclable package and I'm born in the USA. Find me, follow me, friend me.

I like that about me and think you will too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Romantic novels ("beach smut"), action movies, "chick flicks", Sci-Fi, almost any kind of music (except: Hip Hop, Rap, or Salsa). Especially love seafood (actually like most foods except: cabbage (other than cole slaw), lima beans, guacamole, sour cream, cooked spinach, and cauliflower). I have a real sweet tooth. Key Lime Pie is my favorite dessert. My female side loves chocolate. I love grilling.

Not big on Tex-Mex or Mexican food (real chili doesn't have beans in it). Chinese, Italian, Cajun, Sushi, are all much more interesting to me.

I enjoy beer (Shiner in cooler months - Lone Star otherwise), wine (especially merlot), and margaritas (and a few other libations on occasion).
The six things I could never do without
(besides the basic necessities of life) Friends, Family, Lovers, Sailing, Sunshine, Volleyball
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The past (remembering the past), present (live in the), and future (plan for the).
How short life can be and how important it is to try to live each day like it is your last (and trying to remember how precious friends and family are).
Why so few women mention things they like to do in their summary profile on OKC.
How men want to see a full length picture of the OKC women but many only show their faces (if that); and how women want to see a close-up of men's faces (w/o hat or sunglasses) but most men just show the full length shot.
On a typical Friday night I am
There are no typical Friday nights at present.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love getting / having an all-over-tan (I am a Naturist / nudist).

I enjoy wearing a kilt (especially during the summer).

I love a woman in high heels with a matching mani-pedi.

I have a FetLife profile under a different nom-de-plume.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 40–60
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You are into serious, active, OUTDOOR FUN and you enjoy:
dancing, hanging out with small groups of friends, wearing heels, hot soaks, intimacy, mani-pedis, massages, sailing, volleyball, walking

AND

you don't smoke and aren't owned by one or more cats (I am allergic).