Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to the far North Austin area in 2008 from New England where
I loved the seafood (I split my time between a campground with a
small lake in Porter TX - about 12 miles from Bush Airport in
Houston - and a house w private backyard in Pflugerville / Austin)
Pflugerville is between a Rock (Round Rock) and a Weird Place
(Austin). I am in Porter between Thursday afternoon and Tuesday
afternoon (balance In Pflugerville).
Started a new job in the Houston area July 01, 2015 as a campground
Social Director and Web Master.
I am 5' 11 tall and weigh about 200 (could stand to lose 10 pounds
in the waistline area). I wear a 44 regular suit (some alteration
Hardworking (and playing) but I also LOVE relaxing in / on the
water, reading a good novel (especially romance / erotica / "beach
smut"), napping in the sun, and spending time with close friends
and family. Love sailing / anchoring (hopefully you will too).
Would enjoy playing more volleyball (I try to play at least once a
week). I don't have a kayak or paddle-board, but, I do enjoy rowing
(and sailing) my Portland Pudgy dinghy. I enjoy a good sense of
humor and making others laugh (or lighten up after a tough
I am not too big on WATCHING sports (other than NFL football, beach
volleyball, and sometimes sailing) . . I'd rather PLAY.
Politically I lean to the right; Socially I lean to the left. Like
SMALL dogs; allergic to cats and the persons who are owned by them;
favorite pets are large parrots / macaws / cockatoos.
I am a practicing Christian (Episcopalian) but I seldom go to
formal services. The lake is my church, my sailboat is my pew, and
I get the 'sacraments' in the basin.
I began living with my primary in May of 2014 (I am mono-poly,
straight and in an open relationship - we are looking for a 2nd
female IDEALLY as a live-in (she need not be bi) ESPECIALLY in the
NORTH HOUSTON area but perhaps also in the AUSTIN area - I am an
'ethical slut') I have been married once for 16 years (divorced
over 7). I say 'mostly monogamous' because I don't want to be with
just one, but I'd like to be VERY CLOSE with 2 or 3 women. My
primary will be working in the Austin area (2.5 hours from Porter)
until she retires (so we will be apart most of the week). She has
custody of our 1/2 Japanese Chen 1/2 Bichon (small dog under 10
WHAT IS A PRIVATEER (you ask)? - Licensed by the crown to prey on
enemy shipping. A (financial) portion of the items taken on the
high seas by me and my crew goes to the crown.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am enjoying the company of friends and some of the nicest outdoor
venues in Pflugerville / Austin (and Porter / Houston)
and surrounding areas. Perhaps I will meet a female partner(s) who
will show me around in other areas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grilling, learning new software and methods, procedure writing,
rowing, sailing, teaching, volleyball.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Smile / friendliness;
I look about 15 years younger than my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Romantic novels ("beach smut"), action movies, "chick flicks",
Sci-Fi, Westerns (McClintock is my favorite), almost any kind of
music (except: Hip Hop, Rap, or Salsa). Especially love seafood
(actually like most foods except: cabbage (other than cole slaw),
lima beans, liver, guacamole, sour cream, cooked spinach, and
cauliflower). I have a real sweet tooth. Key Lime Pie is my
favorite dessert. My female side loves chocolate. I love
Not big on Tex-Mex or Mexican food (real chili doesn't have beans
in it). Chinese, Italian, Cajun, Sushi, are all much more
interesting to me. As to spice levels (on a scale from 1 to 5 -
with 5 as spiciest) I gravitate to 3 or 4. I still want to taste
I enjoy beer (Shiner in cooler months - Lone Star or Tecate
otherwise), wine (especially Merlot when going red - Riesling is a
great white), and margaritas (and a few other libations on
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 (the basic necessities of life) 2 Friends, 3 Family, 4 Lovers, 5
Rowing / Sailing, 6 Sunshine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The past (remembering the past), present (live in the), and future
(plan for the).
How short life can be and how important it is to try to live each
day like it is your last (and trying to remember how precious
friends and family are).
Why so few women mention things they like to do in their summary
profile on OKC.
How men want to see a full length picture of the OKC women
(especially at least one photo in a dress with heels) but many only
show their faces (if that); and how women want to see a close-up of
men's faces (w/o hat or sunglasses) but most men just show the full
length shot in sunglasses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coordinating activities for the weekend at the Porter, TX
campground I live in. I am the social director et al.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love getting / having an all-over-tan (I am a Naturist /
I enjoy wearing a kilt (most of the time ((if temperature is above
60F); i.e. when not at work or naked)). And I wear it in the
I love a woman in high heels with a matching solid color
I have a FetLife profile under a different screen name. I am a D
looking for a 2nd fs.
I am a paid subscriber to this site. If you 'LIKE' me or 'FAVORITE'
me I can see that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are into active, OUTDOOR FUN and you enjoy: BBQ,
dancing, hanging out with small groups of friends, hot tubbing,
intimacy, mani-pedis, massages (I have two tables), sailing,
swimming, volleyball, walking and WEARING HEELS.
You don't smoke, you're not a heavy drinker, not a substance abuser
or criminal, and aren't owned by one or more cats (I am
PPS. I am not Ken and I am not looking for Barbie (I want someone
real). However, I am certainly not looking for Roseanne either.
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