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61 Porter, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–65
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:24am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Open relationship
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and dislikes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to the far North Austin area in 2008 from New England where I loved the seafood (I split my time between a campground with a small lake in Porter TX - about 12 miles from Bush Airport in Houston - and a house w private backyard in Pflugerville / Austin). Starting a new job in the NW Houston area June 01, 2015.

I am 5' 11 tall and weigh about 200 (could stand to lose 10 pounds). I wear a 44 regular suit (some alteration required). Chronologically I am the age at the top of the page, but, most who meet me in person think I look 10 - 15 years younger.

Hardworking (and playing) but I also LOVE relaxing in / on the water, reading a good novel (especially romance / erotica / "beach smut"), napping in the sun, and spending time with close friends and family. Love sailing / anchoring (hopefully you will too). Would enjoy playing more volleyball (I try to play at least once a week). I don't have a kayak or paddle-board, but, I do enjoy rowing (and sailing) my Portland Pudgy dinghy. I enjoy a good sense of humor and making others laugh (or lighten up after a tough day).

I like being weird and unique like Austin.

I am sometimes ashamed to admit that I have been a COWBOYS fan since the 70's.

I like being CLOSE to the city but am someone who "prefers the 'burbs". My vehicle has 4 wheels (yes - a 4 wheel drive diesel truck with a camper cap - bought it to pull my 22ft camping trailer with generator). I run only if I have to; would rather take a long walk. I tested as ISTJ.

Don't enjoy being with others that feel the need to "get loaded" or "high" frequently. They can often get nasty under those circumstances - especially if they are doing both (and it is embarrassing to me - and should be for them).

I am not too big on WATCHING sports (other than NFL football, beach volleyball, and sometimes sailing) . . I'd rather PLAY.

TO THOSE WHO HATE THE QUESTIONS: Yes some are silly, some are stupid, and some don't show the right answer, but they are reasonably helpful in helping others decide whether or not it is worthwhile contacting you. People who are really serious about meeting others will take more tests and answer at least 250 questions.

PERSONALITY TRAITS: I would say they are accurate for the most part (mine anyway). I would disagree with worse mannered and perhaps on the scientific and indie categories. These traits tend to become increasingly accurate the more questions you answer (if answered honestly). Politically I lean to the right; Socially I lean to the left. Like SMALL dogs; allergic to cats and the persons who are owned by them; favorite pets are large parrots / macaws / cockatoos. I genuinely like kids that are generally well behaved and preferably at least 13 years old (I don't have any children of my own - missed out).

I realize that the "completeness" of my profile (and it's openness) may turn off a number of potential dates, but for me at least, it's quality over quantity every time (greater potential for a long-term relationship).

I am a practicing Christian (Episcopalian) but I seldom go to formal services. The lake is my church, my sailboat is my pew, and I get the 'sacraments' in the basin.

I began living with my primary in May of 2014 (I am poly, straight and in an open relationship - we are looking for a 2nd female IDEALLY as a live-in (she need not be bi) - I am an 'ethical slut') I have been married once for 16 years (divorced over 7). I say 'mostly monogamous' because I don't want to be with just one, but I'd like to be VERY CLOSE with 2 or 3 women. My nearest family member lives near Houston. My primary will be working in the Austin area until she retires (so we will be apart during the week). She has custody of our 1/2 Japanese Chen 1/2 Bichon (small dog under 10 lbs).

WHAT IS A PRIVATEER (you ask)? - Licensed by the crown to prey on enemy shipping. A (financial) portion of the items taken on the high seas by me and my crew goes to the crown.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am enjoying the company of friends and some of the nicest outdoor venues in Pflugerville / Austin (and Porter / Houston)
and surrounding areas. Perhaps I will meet a female partner(s) who will show me around in other areas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Documentation, grilling, learning new software and methods, procedure writing, rowing, sailing, teaching, volleyball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile / friendliness.

I was given a plastic flask of "me" the other day. The label reads as follows: Hello, I'm Fred, Aquarius. Velvety smooth and easy to hold. I'm your daily allowance of awesome in a fully recyclable package and I'm born in the USA. Find me, follow me, friend me.

I like that about me and think you will too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Romantic novels ("beach smut"), action movies, "chick flicks", Sci-Fi, Westerns (McClintock is my favorite), almost any kind of music (except: Hip Hop, Rap, or Salsa). Especially love seafood (actually like most foods except: cabbage (other than cole slaw), lima beans, liver, guacamole, sour cream, cooked spinach, and cauliflower). I have a real sweet tooth. Key Lime Pie is my favorite dessert. My female side loves chocolate. I love grilling.

Not big on Tex-Mex or Mexican food (real chili doesn't have beans in it). Chinese, Italian, Cajun, Sushi, are all much more interesting to me. As to spice levels (on a scale from 1 to 5 - with 5 as spiciest) I gravitate to 3 or 4. I still want to taste the food.

I enjoy beer (Shiner in cooler months - Lone Star or Tecate otherwise), wine (especially Merlot when going red - Riesling is a great white), and margaritas (and a few other libations on occasion).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 (the basic necessities of life) 2 Friends, 3 Family, 4 Lovers, 5 Rowing / Sailing, 6 Sunshine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The past (remembering the past), present (live in the), and future (plan for the).

How short life can be and how important it is to try to live each day like it is your last (and trying to remember how precious friends and family are).

Why so few women mention things they like to do in their summary profile on OKC.

How men want to see a full length picture of the OKC women but many only show their faces (if that); and how women want to see a close-up of men's faces (w/o hat or sunglasses) but most men just show the full length shot in sunglasses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my way to my campsite in Houston / Porter TX (from Austin / Pflugerville) or perhaps the other way around (soon).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love getting / having an all-over-tan (I am a Naturist / nudist).

I enjoy wearing a kilt (most of the time ((if temperature is above 60F); i.e. when not at work or naked)). And I wear it in the 'traditional' manner.

I love a woman in high heels with a matching solid color mani-pedi.

I have a FetLife profile under a different nom-de-plume. I am a D looking for a 2nd fs.
You should message me if
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You are into serious, active, OUTDOOR FUN and you enjoy:
dancing, hanging out with small groups of friends, wearing heels, hot soaks, intimacy, mani-pedis, massages (I have two tables), sailing, volleyball, walking


you don't smoke and aren't owned by one or more cats (I am allergic).