Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to the far North Austin area in 2008 from New England where
I loved the seafood (I split my time between a campground with a
small lake in Porter TX - about 12 miles from Bush Airport in
Houston - and a house w private backyard in Pflugerville /
I am in Porter between Thursday afternoon and Tuesday afternoon
(balance In Pflugerville).
Hardworking (and playing) but I also LOVE relaxing in / on the
water, reading a good novel (especially romance / erotica / "beach
smut"), napping in the sun, and spending time with close friends
and family. Love sailing but selling my boat on Lake Travis to
concentrate on sailing Portland Pudgy dinghies in Porter. Would
enjoy playing more volleyball (I try to play at least once a week).
I don't have a kayak or paddle-board, but, I do enjoy rowing. I
enjoy a good sense of humor and making others laugh (or lighten up
after a tough day).
I am not too big on WATCHING sports (other than NFL football, beach
volleyball, and sometimes sailing) . . I'd rather PLAY.
Politically I lean to the right / libertarian; Socially I lean to
the left / liberal. Like SMALL dogs; allergic to cats and the
persons who are owned by them; favorite pets are large parrots /
macaws / cockatoos. Life at the campground in Porter is a bit
roomier without a pet though.
I am a practicing Christian (Episcopalian) but I seldom go to
formal services. The lake is my church, my sailboat is my pew, and
I get the 'sacraments' in the basin.
I began living with my primary in May of 2014 (I am mono-poly,
straight and in an open relationship - I / we are looking for a 2nd
female IDEALLY as a live-in (she need not be bi) ESPECIALLY in the
NORTH HOUSTON area - I am an 'ethical slut') I have been married
once for 16 years (divorced over 7). I say 'mostly monogamous'
because I don't want to be with just one, but I'd like to be VERY
CLOSE with 2 or 3 women in long term relationships. I don't do one
My primary works in the Austin area (2.5 hours from Porter) until
she retires (so we will be apart most of the week and about 50% of
weekends which is why my search is concentrated in the Porter
WHAT IS A PRIVATEER (you ask)? - Licensed by the crown to prey on
enemy shipping. A (financial) portion of the items taken on the
high seas by me and my crew goes to the crown.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am enjoying the company of friends and some of the nicest outdoor
venues in Pflugerville / Austin (and Porter / Houston)
and surrounding areas.
I am looking to meet a female partner(s) who will show me around
(especially in the Porter / Houston area).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grilling, learning new software and methods, planning, procedure
writing, rowing, sailing, teaching, volleyball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile / friendliness;
I am told that I look about 15 years younger than my age.
I am 5' 11" tall, about 200 lbs, size 44R suit. I could stand to
lose 10lbs at my waistline and I am always working on it (rowing,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Romantic novels ("beach smut"), action movies, "chick flicks",
Sci-Fi (Star Trek & Star Wars), Westerns (McClintock is my
favorite), almost any kind of music (except: Hip Hop, Rap, or
Salsa). Especially love seafood (actually like most foods except:
cabbage (other than cole slaw), lima beans, liver, guacamole, sour
cream, cooked spinach, and cauliflower). I have a real sweet tooth.
Key Lime Pie is my favorite dessert. My female side loves
chocolate. I love grilling.
Not big on Tex-Mex or Mexican food (real chili doesn't have beans
in it). Chinese, Italian, Cajun, Sushi, are all much more
interesting to me. As to spice levels (on a scale from 1 to 5 -
with 5 as spiciest) I gravitate to 3 or 4. I still want to taste
I enjoy beer (Shiner in cooler months - Lone Star or Tecate
otherwise), wine (especially Merlot when going red - Riesling is a
great white), and margaritas (and a few other libations on
occasion). I don't drink every day and it is rare that I have more
than two drinks on any given day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 (the basic necessities of life) 2 Friends, 3 Family, 4 Lovers, 5
Rowing / Sailing, 6 Sunshine. Not necessarily shown in order of my
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How short life can be and how important it is to try to live each
day like it is your last (and trying to remember how precious
friends and family are).
Why so few women mention things they like to do in their summary
profile on OKC.
How men want to see a full length picture of the OKC women
(especially at least one photo in a dress with heels) but many only
show their faces (if that); and how women want to see a close-up of
men's faces (w/o hat or sunglasses) but most men just show the full
length shot in sunglasses.
What the heck is AVERAGE (with regard to weight / bodytype)? Is
average age based? Is average height based? A size 14 on someone
who is 5' 0" is nothing like a size 14 on someone who is 5' 9".
Just show me a full length picture that is CLEAR & RECENT of
just you and let me be the judge.
Why when your picture shows two or more adults in it you don't add
a caption that clearly identifies which person you are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coordinating activities for the weekend at the Porter, TX
campground I live in. I am the social director et al.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love getting / having an all-over-tan (I am a Naturist /
I enjoy wearing a kilt (most of the time ((if temperature is above
60F); i.e. when not at work or naked)). I wear my kilt in the
I love a woman in high heels with a matching solid color
I have a FetLife profile under a different screen name. I am a D
looking for a 2nd fs.
I am a paid subscriber to this site. If you 'LIKE' me or 'FAVORITE'
me I can see that. It is worth $10 / month.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are into active, OUTDOOR FUN and you enjoy: BBQ,
dancing, hanging out with small groups of friends, hot tubbing,
intimacy, mani-pedis, massages (I have two tables), sailing,
swimming, volleyball, walking and WEARING HEELS.
You don't smoke (or at least you use breath mints and don't smoke
indoors / in small places like my boat), you're not a heavy
drinker, not a substance abuser or criminal, not heavily inked, and
aren't owned by one or more cats (I am allergic).
PPS. I am not Ken and I am not looking for Barbie (I want someone
real). However, I am certainly not looking for Roseanne either.
Who are you looking for?
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