I'm an entrepreneur. I've had my own business in the past. I will likely have a few more in the future. And so on and so forth until I'm rich suckas! But ultimately, what I do is this: I build technology to help people. I take away the stress from their lives, give them possibilities they didn't think they had, and hopefully, give them what they need to do whatever it is they do best. And I absolutely love it. (I'm just about to start a new one that helps people in 3rd world countries sell their crops internationally and bring real money to their local regions).
I should point out, I was quite entertained by both the Red Wedding and Charlie Sheen, so if you're one of those "American's are terrible people for finding things entertaining" types, than we're just not going to get along at all.
As for what I'm looking for, its pretty simple really. If I were to say "Hey, you want to try this awesome new thing?" and you were to say "Fuck yeah I do!" than we can be friends. Otherwise, I am afraid we cannot. Even if you're hot. (Because, no, hotness does not make up for lameness).
I'm not the kind of guy who's afraid to make the first move either; whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep, or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you HARD... in the rain.
I will now list out my hobbies and interests in the blatant hope that a cutie will message me and say they share it as well(Oh Ty! That's so amazing that you and I share the same interest! Let's get together and make sweet sweet Lego babies!). Pool, glassblowing, improv, standup comedy (performing and watching) , parkour, hiking, philosophy, politics, psychology (got fake degrees in these 3!), programming (real degree in this one), Legos (I will MARRY you if you have Legos!), kissing, oatmeal raisin cookies. Also, I have access to a boat with my new job, so add pirating and treasure hunting to the list. (Argg mateys!)