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Procrastinatior

34 F Edinburgh, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Useful for filling awkward silences either with completely random facts or entirely inappropriate revelations about her private life. Swings between irritating optimism and middle age rage.

Feminist (Hell, we all are, just some of us say it out loud), information sponge (notice how sponges often leak and are actually quite bad at retaining anything? Yes well, this it why this is a good analogy), current affairs obsessive ("Syria! Let's talk about Syria! Wait, where are you going.....?!")
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Blindly stumbling around trying to get things done. Falling in a heap. Sleeping a bit. Repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not panicking when things go wrong (it's when things go right that I get edgy).

Drawing. It's not what I do for a living, but I went to art school and I am a bit good at it.

Spreadsheets. Seriously the data you have goes in one end and the data you want comes out the other. It's like magic. Although obviously not.

Sheer bloody minded determination.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Possibly that I've spelt procrastinator wrong? I'm dyslexic okay!

Yeah, bet you all feel really bad now.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a big radio devotee and could not imagine life without Radio 4 and the World Service (read: I am very very old).

I like comics (and not the respectable Booker prize winning ones neither) and all things sci fi and horror (especially if they're from the seventies).

Food wise, I'll try anything once and am pretty good a feeding myself at regular intervals. I can make rubbish sushi (as I was shown by a Japanese friend who could only make rubbish sushi).

I have a small addiction to freeze dried squid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Radio, the outdoors, the internets, gym classes (people shout at you and tell you to do things, it's awesome), coffee.........and it seems like all the men here have written sex. I want to write sex, but I also don't want to be seen as a whore. Erm......Hugs! The special kind. When you're both naked.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of conciousness. Seriously. This is why I have to listen to podcasts on long walks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At that question where you're asked if the world would be a better place with less stupid people in it, I answered yes. It has now become apparent this may put me in the evil, evil minority. I am fine with this.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are kind to small fluffy animals.
You are unflinching in the face of certain doom.
You are not a psychopath.
You are not in you're 60's (Because ewwww.....seriously guys, stop it)
And finally......the thought of using either a smiley face or starting a sentence without a capital makes you sick a bit in your mouth.