I have a very strange sense of humor. I've also recently been told that I have a dry sense of humor. I don't really know what the fuck that means.
I make weird, squeaky type noises when I am happy/sad/angry.
I yell "ow" sometimes when I get scared. I don't know why.
I am quiet, till I feel comfortable, then I get mouthy. Not like in a mean way, but in more or a sarcastic, bastardly way. Warning: It sometimes happens when I drink too.
I love swearing. I've tried inventing swear words, but it never works.
I also love being offensive, but in a tolerable way.
I watched too many cartoons as a child, and, well... I still do. (Bonus points if you know The Angry Beavers or Invader Zim)
I like breaking English, and by that I mean mispronouncing words and sometimes misspelling them so you know how I want it to sound.
I like getting into fake arguments in public places with friends, and making sure people know we are having some kind of disagreement about something small and silly. Then laughing hysterically afterward, confusing people.
I like to cook.
I like to think I am a musician, and write songs on my guitar.
Metal makes me happy. Rock does too. Other styles I can enjoy comfortably without discomfort. Except country. We have problems.
Beer=Happiness.
My hair and I have a love/hate relationship. I love it when it wants to cooperate, but when it doesn't, I just want to destroy the world I find it so upsetting. It's trying to find what works for it, and I support all it's efforts, and I think we are coming to point where we both agree on a style.
I am not a religious person. If you are, that's fine. But please don't try to persuade me to join your side. As long as you can avoid that, I can respect you and your beliefs, because I know that people are really happy having them, so I don't want to mess with that. Hell, for all I care, you could believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster came down to Earth to have sex with Buddha to make Jebus, just don't push it on me.
I can be a self-hating narcissist.
Dive bars are fun, going to movies is cool, and concerts are just awesome. It's been forever since I've been to a show.

Right now, I'm still new to the area, so I'm trying to find my footing here by finding a good, dependable job. Once I do that, I'm going to try to get back into school to maybe finish my B.A. or change my major all together.

Uh....being silly, writing songs (just music, no vox), I like to think I can cook, and other stuff I'm sure...

That I'm quite, or that I have a bizarre sense of humor. And I giggle. But once I get comfortable, I come outta my shell.

Books- The Tao Of Physics by Fritjof Capra, The Marilyn Manson Biography, The Dirt-The Motley Crue Bio
Movies-The list could go on forever, but if hard pressed, here's some. Sean Of The Dead, Pulp Fiction, Basketball, Land Of The Dead, The Dark Knight, Orgazmo, Beerfest, Kung Pow, etc...
Music-Yeah, another long list here if I felt like it. NIN, Korn, Deftones, Marilyn Manson, Disturbed, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Tool, A Perfect Circle, DevilDriver, Cold, Staind, Coheed and Cambria, The Mars Volta, Cradle of Filth, Meshuggah, Fall Out Boy, Machine Head, Nirvana seems like a requirement here, Radiohead, Rob/White Zombie...
Food- in order 1. Italian/Grecian 2. Asian (includes-sushi, Thai, pho, stuff of that nature) 3. Mexican

My Guitar
A vehicle
Er....Stuff
Things
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Music, stories, silly things

Either working because I have a crappy job now, or having a beer or two with my roomies.

I would look forward to the Zombie apocalypse if it wasn't for the fact I am deathly afraid of guns, and I know baseball bats and swords won't work against large groups of Zombies. Oh well. Maybe it will be fun being a Zombie...

You are female, and you like what you see and/or read
uh...I think that's pretty much it.
Seriously, this part pretty much explains itself with the title.

hm. wikky-wikky wah. wikk-wikkity-wikkity-wooky-wooky-wah. Beat boxin. Yeah, I suck at it, but I can do dj scratches alright. Nothing to brag about, really.