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ProfessorHefalo

38 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Civil. I don't litter.
Sentimental. I wear the suit my pa married my ma in because it fits and it's brown and funky.
Virtuous. I turn down the cold water instead of turning up the hot.
Realistic. It's the photo more than these words that will do anything for you.
Function over fashion. I bought some snazzy Calvin Klein boxer briefs. Realized they had no fly?! Cut a hole in them.
Honest. Writing out a self summary feels phony.
Loquacious. I've already said too much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a professional Illustrator. Getting paid to draw and paint, is rad, but can still be draining. Trying to knock out the work day and still come home with enough energy to work on personal artwork.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Letting a Tuesday night get out of hand.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not staring at my phone?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've had favorites but times seem to always keep them in flux.
I'm rarely reading a book that hasn't been well recommended so I try to keep this updated with the latest. Maybe you know it or your reading it too, what fate!?

I'm currently reading All The Pretty Horse by Cormac Mcarthy

Repo man is the greatest movie ever.

First season of Twin peaks is when television reached it's zenith
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
White Chucks, sunscreen, Saturdays, white T-shirts, sketchbook, and something to draw with. Could be a dirty stick for all I care. I probably don't need sunscreen.. my nose says I do though..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is rating or contacting a certain number of strangers going to really help me meet someone wonderful or will it just expose me to more advertising?

..and how did they make that pattern of stucco on my apartment's ceiling.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You smile with your whole face.
And laugh out loud. I'm talking Guffaw!