Sentimental. I wear the suit my pa married my ma in because it fits and it's brown and funky.
Virtuous. I turn down the cold water instead of turning up the hot.
Realistic. It's the photo more than these words that will do anything for you.
Function over fashion. I bought some snazzy Calvin Klein boxer briefs. Realized they had no fly?! Cut a hole in them.
Honest. Writing out a self summary feels phony.
Loquacious. I've already said too much.