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28 Hull, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:32pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Introverted goofball looking to meet new people. I'm not really interested in going on formal dates, so I'm more interested in making new friends. Having friends to send weird messages to at weird hours or to hang out with is ideal. If that leads to some then that's excellent! If it doesn't then that's cool too.

I have a pretty broad sense of humor ranging from dad jokes to Louis CK's worst. I like playing the devil's advocate in debates (while keeping the discussion at a simmering temperature, as no one likes to get burned). I'm remarkably easy to please, as long as the company is fine and the surroundings aren't too awful (better company can offset worse places) I'll be fairly comfortable.

People at work called me The Professor because I have a seemingly unending reservoir of information on most subjects. It took a lot of years to acquire and even more to not be a know-it-all!

I like reading about science, playing videogames. I'm also a serial texter. So if we get to know each other there's going to a lot of texting. Sometimes I send flippant messages while in the same room as people just to get a reaction.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently moved to Hull and I'm currently working from home. And not as a drug dealer! I stare at the beach from my computer and think "how am I still this pale?" I'm still doing my sculptures. I should probably put some up here to show off...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at analyzing and explaining things be it bizarre concepts (like time cube) or a process to complete something. Basically if it requires abstract thought or direct physical manipulation I'm comfortable with it. I made a cake topper for my friend's wedding out of wire, so I'm pretty proud of that. There once was a time that I could nail short field landings and track an ILS/glideslope like no other, but that's for another day.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tend to comment on my blue eyes. They also notice that I'm a goofy guy and a bit weird. I wish I wasn't such an acquired taste, but I like me. My friends like me. I'm the genuine article.

I also type quick but think quicker. So while I usually avoid typos I tend to get overzealous and often miss thebspacebar while on my phone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is Stephen King's It. It's dense, creepy, and the parallel narrative is a rarely used style that keeps you guessing through to the end. The Shining is a very close second to It. The rest of King's books that I've read I really enjoyed. I've been reading Hemingway lately, more than one short story a day feels unhealthy. Ender's Game and World War Z are honorable mentions. Like most of humanity, I'm twitching in anticipation of more Song of Ice and Fire.

My all-time favorite movie is The Thing. I can be a bit of a movie junkie which means Netflix/Amazon Prime are both blessings and curses.  I'm a big fan of a well made movie that isn't overtly Oscar bait, regardless of genre. But I do tend to gravitate to action, comedy, and horror.

South Park is in my mind one of the best shows ever. It grew from vulgarity for shock value and easy laughs to being poignant satire that wasn't too serious to make vulgar jokes. Futurama will be sorely missed but at least it finally got the ending it deserved. I try to get everyone to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender, because that show is better than being on Nickelodeon implies. I may have also gotten sucked into a Bridezilla's marathon once, I'm not proud.

I'm a fan of a lot of 90s bands like Garbage, Tool, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and others from that era. Though I think Fortunate Son may be one of the best songs ever written. I'm also a sucker for instrumental songs from soundtracks. My phone currtently has The Doors, Megaman 2's OST, Garbage, Waiting for a Train (the iconic Inception song), and sometimes ODB sneaks in when I forget I'm white and from the suburbs.

I am a total carnivore.Mountain Dew Code Red, Rum & Coke, Chocolate Milk are my favorite drinks. Though water is always delicious when sufficiently thirsty. Its a good litmus to see if you're drinking out of boredom or need to hydrate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I need cold. I manage to overheat at 65 degrees. That and I think I look nicer in winter clothes. Summer is ending, and though I live at the beach, I doubt I'll miss it too much!

I don't need caffeine. I love it and it makes life easier, but I've gone weeks with just water and chocolate milk. Sure my veins sludgy and my muscles feel like a strong tranquilizer is in my system, but I totally don't need caffeine.

I need background noise. Be it music, YouTube clips, or a TV. Silence doesn't make me uneasy, just sleepy. And hyper aware of all the sounds my body makes. Joints creaking and the like aren't happy noises.

I need stories. Fiction or not, anecdotal or otherwise. My current job gives me plenty of time to read and I think I'm becoming an addict.

Not having domesticated animals around is weird to me. I grew up in a home with a cat and a dog and my apartment has neither. I'm weirdly proud of calming and befriending an ex's hyper (and somewhat scared of men) dog.

Lastly I need good toilet paper. I simply cannot and will not understand savages that won't pay for the good stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about how to get the world into a post scarcity state. Automation will change everything and I think basic income is how to ride that wave.

I also think about cats. Squeaky, mouthy, lil friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depending on where friends are (one's a pilot and the others are scattered by the four winds) I'm either in Boston or enjoying a quiet night at home. Either way a cold beverage is in hand.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Fuck bees and beelike entities. White Anglo Saxon Protestants included.
You should message me if
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You're excited to be a statical outlier. Women typically don't send the first message and leave themselves at the mercy of a never-ending tide of horny internet men. So I challenge you, be proactive and say,"Hey! I don't think you're a creep!" You ladies may find the exercise rewarding.