Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for my last first date!
I'm Brian. I am an actor, teacher and fight choreographer. Yep, I
teach actors to swordfight. I have a MFA in acting and I am a
full-time university professor.
Textbook INFJ="The Protector" (for those who like the
I am also a pretty huge musical theatre geek (yep, and I'm
I am a wanna-be foodie and love to cook. And yes, I did shamelessly
include some food porn in my photo section. Date me and I promise
you will eat well!
I am looking for someone who is just as much of a nerd as I
I have an unusual talent for being universally loved by cats, dogs
My kindness is sometimes mistaken for weakness. This is
unfortunate. I have had to go through many things in my life, both
positive and negative, all of which have made me a stronger person.
I can be tenacious in getting what I want, if I want it badly
I love to travel when time and money allow. Been to London a few
times as well as Vegas (always a good getaway destination) and I am
getting tired of going by myself. Any takers?
I sometimes tend toward the shy side, especially when I am around
new people, but once I get to know you, I am quite the chatty one.
When interviewed on "Inside the Actor's Studio", Mike Myers
referred to himself as a "site-specific extrovert." This sums me up
perfectly. I, like Michael Scott, appreciate a good "that's what
she said" joke and am a huge fan of The Office, 30 Rock and The
Amazing Race, not mention just about any show on The Food
I consider myself a loyal friend. I will literally give you the
shirt off my back if you need it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream, i.e. a full time university teaching position! I
also freelance as a fight director and stage combat teacher.
Currently available for all your theatrical violence needs!
I have also recently started studying Alexander Technique and
Fitzmaurice Voicework. I'd be happy to tell you about either!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a pretty good cook, if I do say so myself! Recently, I have
started cooking my own Indian food and next on the list is Thai. I
like to think I am also a good teacher. My father was a teacher and
I seem to have inherited that gene. In my humble opinion, I don't
think there is any more noble profession! And, not to toot my own
horn, have been told I am a pretty good kisser!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have been told I have nice eyes. Thoughts?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-Most anything to do with theatre.
-Complete works of Shakespeare is a must!
-Of Mice and Men
-Last Temptation of Christ
-The Wind in the Willows
-A Clockwork Orange
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
-Star Wars (the original trilogy)
-Indiana Jones (ALSO, the original trilogy)
-The Marx Brothers
-Anything with Errol Flynn or Jackie Chan
-Singing in the Rain
-40 Year Old Virgin
-Most James Bond movies
-The Dark Crystal
-Wet Hot American Summer
-This is Spinal Tap
-Waiting for Guffman
-Best In Show
-A Mighty Wind
-The Dark Knight
-The Hobbit Trilogy
-The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
-Many many others I can't think of
I have a personal goal to try to watch all Academy Award nominees
and winners. It's daunting, as it amounts to somewhere around 4,000
movies, but Netflix and I are making a go of it!
-The Food Network in general
-Parks and Rec
-Arrested Development (Steve Holt!)
-The Amazing Race
-Slings and Arrows
-Orange is the New Black
-Game of Thrones
-Rodgers and Hammerstein
-Jason Robert Brown
-George and Ira Gershwin
-Michael John LaChiusa
-Bock & Harnick
-Kander and Ebb
-Neil Diamond (don't judge, he's awesome!)
-Paul Simon (with and without Garfunkel)
-Flight of the Conchords
-Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution
-Coffee, specifically, coffee made in a French Press!!
-Guiness (technically not food, but VERY close)
-Basically, if it is edible, I will try it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My mom (yes, I'm sappy)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve my mind. I love to learn and am almost always
reading, studying or researching something.
My past experiences. I have been through much in my life, both good
and bad. All of it has contributed to being the person I am today.
I believe there is no such thing as coincidence. Things happen
because they are supposed to. I have no regrets.
Oh, and sometimes boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, nowadays my Fridays are pretty wide open, so any suggestions
would be quite welcome!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Willing to admit? Hmm.... I would say that I am a hopeless romantic
and believe that every pot has its lid!
If I know a telemarketer is calling me, I will sometimes answer the
phone, "Buddy the elf! What's your favorite color?"
I never learned how to ride a bike. I know! It's totally crazy!
But, despite many many efforts, I have yet to learn. Anyone able to
Celebrity crush: Audrey Hepburn
I am a Disney fan. Give me Aladdin, Mulan, The Little Mermaid and
Beauty and the Beast any day. Also, dream vacation...Disney Cruise.
Also, I'm a cuddler!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have an appreciation for the arts, especially theatre!
You can out geek/trivia/nerd me
You appreciate/like/have the wit and humor of Eddie Izzard, and
look better in a dress than he does!
There is nothing more attractive than intelligence, wit and a hint
You know where I can get a good pair of fighting trousers!
You could be the best friend I fall in love with! While new friends
are always nice, I have a lot of friends. I really want a
relationship. Don't have too many of those!
Also, I tend to browse profiles from everywhere, not just locally.
Maybe it's the hopeless romantic in me, but I like to think that
the right person for me may across the world and not across the
street. But, that's what airplanes are for! Even though I live in
TX, I am looking for work elsewhere, so I might just end up where
You would like to meet someone who may not be tall dark and
handsome, but I am loyal, sweet, honest and a hell of a cook! I'll
even do the dishes!
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