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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–43
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 17
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Post grad
Wants kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for my last first date!

I'm Brian. I am an actor, teacher and fight choreographer. Yep, I teach actors to swordfight. I have a MFA in acting and I am a full-time university professor.

Textbook INFJ="The Protector" (for those who like the Myers-Briggs!)

I am also a pretty huge musical theatre geek (yep, and I'm straight!). I am also trying to learn more about opera. After working at an opera company, I realize it's something I want to learn about more!

I am a wanna-be foodie and love to cook. And yes, I did shamelessly include some food porn in my photo section. Date me and I promise you will eat well!

I am looking for someone who is just as much of a nerd as I am.

I have an unusual talent for being universally loved by cats, dogs and mothers!

My kindness is sometimes mistaken for weakness. This is unfortunate. I have had to go through many things in my life, both positive and negative, all of which have made me a stronger person. I can be tenacious in getting what I want, if I want it badly enough.

I love to travel when time and money allow. Been to London a few times as well as Vegas (always a good getaway destination) and I am getting tired of going by myself. Any takers?

I sometimes tend toward the shy side, especially when I am around new people, but once I get to know you, I am quite the chatty one. When interviewed on "Inside the Actor's Studio", Mike Myers referred to himself as a "site-specific extrovert." This sums me up perfectly. I, like Michael Scott, appreciate a good "that's what she said" joke and am a huge fan of The Office, 30 Rock and The Amazing Race, not mention just about any show on The Food Network.

I consider myself a loyal friend. I will literally give you the shirt off my back if you need it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream, i.e. a full time university teaching position! I also freelance as a fight director and stage combat teacher. Currently available for all your theatrical violence needs!

I have also recently started studying Alexander Technique and Fitzmaurice Voicework. I'd be happy to tell you about either!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a pretty good cook, if I do say so myself! Recently, I have started cooking my own Indian food and next on the list is Thai. I like to think I am also a good teacher. My father was a teacher and I seem to have inherited that gene. In my humble opinion, I don't think there is any more noble profession! And, not to toot my own horn, have been told I am a pretty good kisser!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have been told I have nice eyes. Thoughts?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
List Time!

-Most anything to do with theatre.
-Complete works of Shakespeare is a must!
-Of Mice and Men
-The Chosen
-Last Temptation of Christ
-The Wind in the Willows
-A Clockwork Orange
-The Shining
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (All five books)
-Harry Potter (all seven books)
-Kitchen Confidential
-My Life in France (Julia Child)

-Star Wars (the original trilogy)
-Indiana Jones (ALSO, the original trilogy)
-The Marx Brothers
-Anything with Errol Flynn or Jackie Chan
-Oceans 11
-Billy Madison
-Singing in the Rain
-40 Year Old Virgin
-Anything swashbuckling
-Most James Bond movies
-The Dark Crystal
-Wet Hot American Summer
-This is Spinal Tap
-Waiting for Guffman
-Best In Show
-A Mighty Wind
-The Dark Knight
-The Hobbit Trilogy
-The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
-Many many others I can't think of

I have a personal goal to try to watch all Academy Award nominees and winners. It's daunting, as it amounts to somewhere around 4,000 movies, but Netflix and I are making a go of it!

-The Food Network in general
-Top Chef
-The Office
-30 Rock
-Parks and Rec
-Arrested Development (Steve Holt!)
-The Amazing Race
-South Park
-Slings and Arrows
-Orange is the New Black
-Game of Thrones
-Bob's Burgers
-The Simpsons
-South Park

-Stephen Sondheim
-Rodgers and Hammerstein
-Jason Robert Brown
-Adam Guettel
-Frank Loesser
-Jerome Kern
-Leonard Bernstein
-Cole Porter
-Irving Berlin
-George and Ira Gershwin
-Michael John LaChiusa
-David Yazbek
-Bock & Harnick
-Kander and Ebb
-Billy Joel
-The Beatles
-Neil Diamond (don't judge, he's awesome!)
-Paul Simon (with and without Garfunkel)
-Tom Jones
-Tenacious D
-Flight of the Conchords
-Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution
-Anything 80s!

-Coffee, specifically, coffee made in a French Press!!
-Guiness (technically not food, but VERY close)
-Basically, if it is edible, I will try it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Good food
-My mom (yes, I'm sappy)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve my mind. I love to learn and am almost always reading, studying or researching something.

My past experiences. I have been through much in my life, both good and bad. All of it has contributed to being the person I am today. I believe there is no such thing as coincidence. Things happen because they are supposed to. I have no regrets.

Oh, and sometimes boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, nowadays my Fridays are pretty wide open, so any suggestions would be quite welcome!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Willing to admit? Hmm.... I would say that I am a hopeless romantic and believe that every pot has its lid!

If I know a telemarketer is calling me, I will sometimes answer the phone, "Buddy the elf! What's your favorite color?"

I never learned how to ride a bike. I know! It's totally crazy! But, despite many many efforts, I have yet to learn. Anyone able to teach me?

Celebrity crush: Audrey Hepburn

I am a Disney fan. Give me Aladdin, Mulan, The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast any day. Also, dream vacation...Disney Cruise. Oh yeah!

Also, I'm a cuddler!
You should message me if
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You have an appreciation for the arts, especially theatre!

You can out geek/trivia/nerd me

You appreciate/like/have the wit and humor of Eddie Izzard, and look better in a dress than he does!

There is nothing more attractive than intelligence, wit and a hint of sarcasm!

You know where I can get a good pair of fighting trousers!

You could be the best friend I fall in love with! While new friends are always nice, I have a lot of friends. I really want a relationship. Don't have too many of those!

Also, I tend to browse profiles from everywhere, not just locally. Maybe it's the hopeless romantic in me, but I like to think that the right person for me may across the world and not across the street. But, that's what airplanes are for! Even though I live in TX, I am looking for work elsewhere, so I might just end up where you live!

You would like to meet someone who may not be tall dark and handsome, but I am loyal, sweet, honest and a hell of a cook! I'll even do the dishes!