I am writing this letter of introduction on behalf of Marc. He is a man with lifelong friends and relationships. A social man, he still has all his hair and his original teeth. Marc’s greatest assets, other than his children, are his extreme intellect, tremendous looks and modesty. This man has spent many years dedicated to the aforementioned assets and alas they are now out of the home.
He has outstanding skills in the kitchen, the boardroom and the bedroom. I highly recommend Marc for any assignment requiring honesty, understanding, wit and charm. Serious inquiries only. Be prepared for occasional silliness and moments of ecstasy. Sincerely, Marc’s Housekeeper