Spot me as the only one with the waterproof hard-shell backpack and the computer gadgets inside going on my next adventure into the deep jungles of Southern Mexico.
Hear my Ocarinas and Native American flutes echo through the wilderness and travel along the rivers to sooth the souls of the hard working natives.
Join me as the sun rises and we mimic the ocean and river below our feet flowing back and fourth into each other with the ancient art of Tai Chi.
Talk with me about my passion to drive technology forward and explore new ways of communicating, augmenting our world, and relating information with mind-blowing results.
Jump in the raft as I guide everyone through treacherous rapids, dangerous obstacles, and pull fallen allies out of the white water and re-claim them from the river. Or just cruise in calm water and splash people, then distract them with water bubbles and made up stories of the fate of previous adventurers.
Hike with me into the Jungle to search for exotic plants, climb age-old trees, scale waterfalls, conquer mountains, leap across river rocks, and stop at the bar while we're there for a drink and silly jokes.
Cuddle with me in a tree tent suspended in the moonlight, then wake up in each other's arms to birds talking about politics or whatever we make up they're saying that day.
Play games with me, and challenge teams with our fun but competitive play style. Defeat our foes though team work, and laugh about how they were total noobs or praise them for a good fight.
Cook with me as we roast a bunch of veggies in the oven till it's squishy and delicious, then turn it into an awesome dinner with salmon and Alfredo sauce.
Enjoy my attention and romance. Embrace the love.
Talk to me, I'm just a little shy.