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PropertyIsTheft

31 Eugene, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Uh-Oh!...I just sold my house in Kansas and drove to Oregon! Wanting to explore the area. Also, hiking, biking, racquetball, swimming, all that. I really want to explore highway 58 and various coastal areas along the 101. Lakes are cool too!

Facetious. Introvert. Pessimistic/Cynical or Realistic depending on point of view. Snarky. Actually, I am incredibly polite... though my introverted nature might make me appear rude/stuck-up from time to time. I suffer from a little bit of Peter-Pan-Syndrome but I'm pretty responsible when it comes to adult things. Large crowds and drunk strangers make me uncomfortable. Museums, flea markets, antique malls, used book stores, cemeteries, libraries, parks, diners, and thrift stores are some places I am a fan of. Also Home Depot...I rarely purchase anything but I just like looking around in there. Plus, it smells awesome! Invent some sort of Home Depot air freshener and I'll buy the crap out of it.

I would like to get to know and date a really great person. However, I'm not going to date just for the sake of companionship. I don't get caught up in the whole idea of people needing to couple up in order to be happy/complete/blah blah. I'd rather be single than settle for a subpar relationship. Basically, I just want someone that is smart and fun to go with me to museums, zoos, bookstores, oceans/lakes/rivers/puddles even, and to spend lazy days with; playing scrabble, watching the best cartoons that came out when we were kids, and listening to silly music.

That said - I'm a sucker for short girls and redheads.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying/Wanting to teach myself -
ASL because it seems cool. German (took it in high school but remember about a dozen words) and then maybe Chinese. Also - juggling, drumming (not now due to living in an apartment), oil-painting, drawing beyond a 5 year-old level, how to be a better writer, lock-picking.

I really don't know. There are a few things I'm interested in but I haven't found anything that I'm so passionate about that I could just do it and forget about eating and sleeping. THAT IS WHAT I WANT. I'm interested in film-making, directing/editing. Maybe voice-acting - I'm good at coming up with different voices. I've got a box full of ideas for a sort of web comic like thing. Another box that is just random creative ideas for stories, drawings, song parodies and whatever else. I dabble in photography. I really enjoyed a welding class I took. I think I'd be a good radio personality too. Maybe a part-time gig at a library or bookstore would be fun. I'm nuts about books.

I actually did recently start a webcomic. It isn't completely horrible. Got burnt out on it pretty quickly though. There is a built in link there if you are using a computer instead of a dumb phone.

But anyway, I find it disgusting that people are basically defined by their jobs. One is looked down upon if they don't have a "career" or haven't "found their calling". No way. I'll work enough to support myself and spend the rest of the time enjoying life. Excess money isn't important to me. Life is RIGHT NOW!! Not "after work" or "on my next day off" That is so depressing!

Modern society is so...anxious, frazzled, nuts. Desperate for money, constantly worried about work they don't find rewarding or even enjoy, and trying to keep up to date with every little thing in the world that has nothing to do with them. No one should give a shit about what their cousin just had for dinner or that someone from high school they haven't spoken to in a decade went to a concert.

I'm not a bum or anything. I am employed "full-time" which they're calling 30-40 hours a week but generally has me working 32, with 40 every so often. I make plenty of money and have a bundle from selling my home so as to not have to stress about finances. That should be enough information; if for some reason you need my salary in order to date - you're weird. I am just not into society's expectations in regards to careers, student loans, decades of debt requiring too much obligation, working 60 hours a week to afford a super nice house I barely have time to enjoy, a sweet car I only drive to and from work, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I evoke hyperbole like it's literally going out of style.

Being funny. If you'll allow me to be slightly full of myself for just a second...I'm hilarious. I can alter my humor to fit the situation. Sometimes I"ll pull out some c-material for the folks at work and still get the room laughing. (I've actually been rewarded with gift cards for my awesome/hilarious intercom announcements at my previous job) I can get really dark and morbid too because I find that sort of thing hilarious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Pretty eyes", "Adorable hair", "Cute mouth"

I think my photos represent me fairly well. I smile in real life too, I just can't fake it for pictures. Oh, and I guess I don't walk around with bedhead all day too often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Note - most of these lists are for my own record keeping more than anything. You are welcome to skip to the next section.

Currently reading
The Enormous Room
Harry Potter 3
The Handmaid's Tale

Read in last few years - The Catcher in the Rye, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Crime and Punishment, Les Miserables, Oliver Twist, The Count of Monte Cristo, Bartleby, Lord of the Flies, 1984, Brave New World, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Moby Dick (I quit, because Moby Dick sucks. Actually tried reading it TWICE), To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, Fahrenheit 451, Lost Horizon, The Secret Agent, Of Human Bondage, The Iron Heel, Wise Blood, The Violent Bear it Away, Watership Down, Wuthering Heights, The Sound and the Fury (Didn't finish, found it profoundly annoying), Jane Eyre, No Exit, Peter Pan, Martin Dressler, The Three Musketeers, Walden, The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, The Death of Ivan Ilyich, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, The Screwtape Letters, Robinson Crusoe (and it's lame, racist sequel), One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Native Son, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, The Ballad of the Sad Cafe, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Black Boy, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, The Dispossessed, The Bell Jar, Geek Love, Peter Pan in Scarlet, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass, Anna Karenina, The Loved One, Of Mice and Men, The Stranger, Lies My Teacher Told Me, Wicked, Dante's Divine Comedy, Winnie the Pooh, The Curious Incident of the dog in the Night-Time, Peter and the Starcatchers, How to Survive Safely in a Science Fictional Universe, The Divine Invasion, Peter and the Shadow Thieves, The Giver, Hatchet, Peter and the Secret of Rundoon, The Gum Thief, The Time Machine, Generation X, Night, The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin, The River, Brian's Winter, Brian's Return, Microserfs, Generation A, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Brian's Hunt, jpod, The Marvelous Land of Oz, Peter and the Sword of Mercy, Captains Courageous, All Quiet on the Western Front, Eleanor Rigby, Magician: Apprentice, Ozma of Oz, Magician: Master, The Princess Bride, The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, How to Read A Book, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft, Silverthorn, A Visit From the Goon Squad, Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz, The Road to Oz, A Darkness at Sethanon, The Mambo Kings Play Songs of Love, The Emerald City of Oz, The Rack by A.E. Ellis, O Pioneers!, The Patchwork Girl of Oz, Tik-Tok Of Oz, The Scarecrow of Oz, Rinkitink in Oz, The Lost Princess of Oz, The Golden Compass, The Magic of Recluce, Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, The Tin Woodman of Oz, The Magic of Oz, The Bedwetter, Get Fuzzy's "The Stinking", The Magician's Nephew, Point Counter Point, Watchmen, Glinda of Oz, The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, The Horse and His Boy, Prince Caspian, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, The Wind in the Willows, The Silver Chair, The Last Battle, The Fixer, The Subtle Knife, A High Wind in Jamaica, The Borrowers, Rontel by Sam Pink, The Amber Spyglass, An American Tragedy (I quit halfway through because I couldn't stand the main character), Ithanalin's Restoration, Night of Madness, The Spriggan Mirror, Prince of the Blood, The King's Buccaneer, The Magicians, The Magician King, Player Piano, Slaughterhouse-FIve, Harry Potter I, The Magician's Land, Girlfriend in a Coma, Harry Potter 2, The Brief Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao, Hyperbole and a Half

I've read most of the Xanth novels and many of the Star Wars novels. Lawrence Watt-Evans is probably my favorite fantasy author. That sort is stuff is pretty much what I read exclusively until a few years ago.

Movies - Oldboy, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pierrot le fou, Billy Madison, Paris Is Burning, The Machine Girl, The City of Lost Children, Terminator 2, The Godfather, Ponyo, Jules et Jim, Reefer Madness: The Musical, Mary and Max, Primer, Brick, Mozart and the Whale, Robocop, Toy Story 1/3, City of God, The Princess Bride, A Dirty Carnival, Good Bye, Lenin! I really like documentaries too. Lots of old cartoons from Disney/Nickelodeon still saved on VHS from my childhood.
(I can't stand misunderstandings, cars that won't start, and guns used as plot devices!)

Music - I am currently in love with Italo-Disco. 90's hiphop, 80's pop, speed/power metal, 90's dance, bubblegum pop, synthpop, crust punk, oldies, industrial, ebm...among others. I'm insanely picky though. Even bands I'm really into have songs I cannot stand. Country music makes me want to jump out of a plane without a parachute. Leftover Crack, VNV Nation, CCR, Tech N9ne, VAST, Toy-Box, Rammstein, Marcy Playground, Billy Talent, Primal Fear, Tupac, Our Lady Peace, Chevelle, KMFDM, Iron & Wine, Dead Prez, Girls Aloud, Pain, The Offspring, Solid Base, Finger Eleven, Regina Spektor

Food - Unfortunately carb heavy things like pasta and bread. Also a sucker for a good Chinese dish (sesame chicken!) or a tasty dessert. White Fudge Oreos! Mexican rices RULES

TV - True Detective, Battlestar Galactica, Seinfeld, Beavis and Butthead, Top Model (international versions included), Naruto, Deadwood, King of Queens, Junkyard Wars, Mythbusters, The Wire, Cowboy Bebop, MST3K, Freaks and Geeks, RuPaul's Drag Race, Breaking Bad, ST:TNG > all the others, DuckTales, Community, Modern Family, Digimon, Justified, House MD, Project Runway (international versions included), Warehouse 13, Game of Thrones.

Video Games - Spending time with Animal Crossing New Leaf and Dragon Age for the moment. Dragon's Dogma, Fallout: New Vegas, Skyrim, Pokemon HeartGold. Kingdom Hearts (The first one especially), Chrono Trigger, Fallout3, Kingdoms of Amalur, Tales series, most of the Zeldas, Super Mario World!!, almost all the Final Fantasy games, Animal Crossing. I loved the first couple of Tony Hawk games. Mario Kart for the n64. 2d Castlevanias. Super Nintendo is better than all the rest. BUT MINE IS BROKEN!

Web comics - Nedroid, Hark! A Vagrant, White Ninja, Dinosaur Comics, My Cardboard Life, Extra Ordinary, Perry Bible Fellowship

Artists - Whistler (mostly because of The Thames in Ice), Aivazovsky, Yves Tanguy, Caravaggio, J. M. W. Turner (I love maritime art), Goya
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'd totally be into a minimalist lifestyle. However, I thought of some.

Modern plumbing
Glasses

Stick me on an island with those things and I will be okay. I mean...I will be annoyed that you did that to me, but I'll survive. Even if it is just so I can get revenge...Monte Cristo style, fool.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How sad it is that we live in a world where most people are too busy just trying to make a living to pursue their passions. In reality people spend the majority of their time doing things they don't really want to do. Capitalism, bah!

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It sure is a crock that mouse holes in real life are nothing like mouse holes from cartoons. Also that eyes don't glow in the dark. Huge let down.

It's so crazy unfair that I'm allergic to cats because I want one.

I can't stand all the ass kissing that goes on when someone dies. If they were so awesome why weren't you kissing their ass when they were alive. AND...am I to believe that EVERY person that dies was practically a saint? I hope if they make a documentary of my life they include interviews with people that don't like me so it's not just a two-hour ass kissing party.

Dolphins. They sleep with one eye open just so they can FUCK YOU UP. Plus, I hear they're known for raping divers. So they're also sexually violent.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I refuse to answer this generic question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll admit anything. The judgements of others do not concern me. I try to keep it classy though, because I have self-respect.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you can put up with me. I'm quite the misanthrope.
-'While misanthropes express a general dislike for humanity on the whole, they generally have normal relationships with specific people.'
- 'effectively functioning in society has little or no value to the misanthrope, and the prospect of fitting into their culture seems to them like idiocy'
-'They will typically be very selective with whom they choose to associate'

You want to speak with British accents all day. OR! Want to roleplay that were ARE British while shopping or dining out. Other accents are fine too. Made up or mixed up bad accents are fun also, we'll just confuse the hell out of everyone.

You are Canadian.

You're a redhead. I don't believe in souls anyway.

You checked 'dislikes children' on you profile. That just means you're awesome. OkCupid removed that choice! Weak. But still, if you do not want kids, that is ideal as I do not plan on having any.