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PropertyIsTheft

30 M Topeka, KS

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Summer 2014 - Things are moving fast in regards to my long-planned move to the pacific north-west! Probably heading for the Hillsboro/Portland area. Anyone familiar with the place is welcome to message me. Or any millionaire women that don't want me to leave the mid-west because they want me to be their trophy husband...they also can message me. But, I doubt I'll be in Kansas beyond 2014, but it just depends on whenever someone buys my stupid house. I don't know, whatever happens - happens. There's no reason awesome you and awesome me can't meet up! Who knows, maybe someone out there will make me more interested about staying in Kansas than getting away from it. These upper 90's days aren't helping your cause though.

Facetious. (especially this profile) Introvert. More ANTIsocial than asocial. Pessimistic/Realistic/Cynical. Snarky. I suffer from a little bit of Peter-Pan-Syndrome but I'm pretty damn responsible when it comes to adult things. Large crowds and drunk strangers make me uncomfortable. I still try to make it out to concerts occasionally though. Museums, flea markets, antique malls, used book stores, cemeteries, and thrift stores are some other places. Also Home Depot...I rarely buy anything but I just like looking around in that place. Plus, it smells awesome! Invent some sort of Home Depot air freshener and I'll buy the crap out it.

I am uncoruptable. I can be tricked, I can be swindled, I can be proven wrong, but I have a strong sense of justice for myself and others and cannot be swayed away from it. I am not shy about sharing my opinions.

I can't stand the weather in Kansas. SUPER HOT-Sunny days piss me off, Rainy - Cloudy days are where it's at. I love storms. Screw lots of snow and window scraping! Most people get happy when it's sunny and warm outside...whereas I get happy when it's drizzly and jacket weather. My ideal weather? Spring time, about 60-65 degrees, really cloudy just before a thunderstorm. MAKE IT LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME!

I would like to get to know and date a really great person. However, I've gotten accustomed to being a single dude. I'm not going to date just for the sake of dating. I don't get caught up in the whole idea of people needing to couple up in order to be happy/complete/blah blah. I'd rather be single than settle for a far from ideal relationship. Basically, I just want someone smart, fun and cute to go with me to museums, zoos, bookstores, parks or lakes and to spend lazy days with playing scrabble, watching cartoons that came out when we were kids, and listening to embarrassing music.

That said - I'm a sucker for short girls and redheads. Who am I kidding? I am just a sucker, period.
What I’m doing with my life
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”

Trying/Wanting to teach myself - ASL because it seems cool. German is next (took it in high school but remember about a dozen words) and then maybe Chinese. Also - juggling, drumming, oil-painting, drawing beyond a 5 year-old level, how to be a better writer, lock-picking. Anything interesting, really. I feel i've self taught myself quite a few things and plan on continuing to do so.

I really don't know. There are a few things I'm interested in but I haven't found anything that I'm so passionate about that I could just do it and forget about eating and sleeping. THAT IS WHAT I WANT. I'm interested in film-making, directing/editing. Maybe voice-acting - I'm good at coming up with different voices. I have a novel that's like 1/5 finished. I've got a box full of ideas for a sort of web comic like thing. I dabble in photography. I really enjoyed a welding class I took. I think I'd be a good radio personality too.

I actually did recently start a webcomic. It isn't completely horrible. Got burnt out on it pretty quickly though, haven't updated in months.

But anyway, I find it disgusting that people are basically defined by their jobs. One is looked down upon if they don't have a "career" or haven't "found their calling". No way. I'll work enough to support myself and spend the rest of the time enjoying life. Excess money isn't important to me. Many people LOVE their jobs and that's cool but I love structuring my activities freely rather than based around a work schedule. I love random road trips, sleeping in late, midnight movies, reading by the lake......freedom. Life is RIGHT NOW!! Not "after work" or "on my next day off" That is so depressing! (Also...I DO have a steady full-time job. I'm not a bum or anything. I am just not into careers, student loans, decades of debt requiring too much obligation, etc)

naps, books BOOKS BOOKS (seriously...I've now collected so many that I haven't read half of what I own which is somewhere around 600), ds, reading up on random history, watching documentaries while playing video games, drumming, small projects around the house, d&d, work, and really just trying to self-teach myself all kinds of little things while trying to avoid falling into the routine of the "normal american life" concerning money, marriage, children, etc.
I’m really good at
I evoke hyperbole like it's literally going out of style.

Hugs. But only with someone I know. Strangers touching me is creepy. I don't even like shaking hands. So, back the fuck off, s-s-stranger!

Being funny. If you'll allow me to be slightly full of myself for just a second...I'm hilarious. I can alter my humor to fit the situation. I can pull out some c-material for the folks at work and still get the room laughing. (I've actually been rewarded with gift cards for my awesome/hilarious intercom announcements at work) I can get really dark and morbid too because I find that sort of thing hilarious. Beyond that, I'm not really that overly-confident about anything but I'm decent at plenty of things.

Attracting old Asian women. I don't know what it is but they seem to adore me. I got a bag of Easter candy from one!
The first things people usually notice about me
My poor posture or my difficulty in looking someone in the eyes. I assume, I've never asked.

Oh, do you prefer positive things? "Pretty eyes", "Adorable hair", "Cute mouth"

I think my photos represent me fairly well. What you see is basically what you get except my hair is usually less messy out in public. I smile in real life too, I just cant fake it for pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Note - most of these lists are for my own record keeping more than anything. You are welcome to skip to the next section.

Currently reading (I burnt myself out on reading recently, and haven't been making much progress for the last month or so)

The Borrowers Afield
An American Tragedy

Read in last few years - The Catcher in the Rye, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Crime and Punishment, Les Miserables, Oliver Twist, The Count of Monte Cristo, Bartleby, Lord of the Flies, 1984, Brave New World, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Moby Dick (I quit, because Moby Dick sucks. Actually tried reading it TWICE), To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, Fahrenheit 451, Lost Horizon, The Secret Agent, Of Human Bondage, The Iron Heel, Wise Blood, The Violent Bear it Away, Watership Down, Wuthering Heights, The Sound and the Fury (Didn't finish, found it profoundly annoying), Jane Eyre, No Exit, Peter Pan, Martin Dressler, The Three Musketeers, Walden, The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, The Death of Ivan Ilyich, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, The Screwtape Letters, Robinson Crusoe (and it's lame, racist sequel), One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Native Son, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, The Ballad of the Sad Cafe, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Black Boy, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, The Dispossessed, The Bell Jar, Geek Love, Peter Pan in Scarlet, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass, Anna Karenina, The Loved One, Of Mice and Men, The Stranger, Lies My Teacher Told Me, Wicked, Dante's Divine Comedy, Winnie the Pooh, The Curious Incident of the dog in the Night-Time, Peter and the Starcatchers, How to Survive Safely in a Science Fictional Universe, The Divine Invasion, Peter and the Shadow Thieves, The Giver, Hatchet, Peter and the Secret of Rundoon, The Gum Thief, The Time Machine, Generation X, Night, The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin, The River, Brian's Winter, Brian's Return, Microserfs, Generation A, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Brian's Hunt, jpod, The Marvelous Land of Oz, Peter and the Sword of Mercy, Captains Courageous, All Quiet on the Western Front, Eleanor Rigby, Magician: Apprentice, Ozma of Oz, Magician: Master, The Princess Bride, The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, How to Read A Book, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft, Silverthorn, A Visit From the Goon Squad, Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz, The Road to Oz, A Darkness at Sethanon, The Mambo Kings Play Songs of Love, The Emerald City of Oz, The Rack by A.E. Ellis, O Pioneers!, The Patchwork Girl of Oz, Tik-Tok Of Oz, The Scarecrow of Oz, Rinkitink in Oz, The Lost Princess of Oz, The Golden Compass, The Magic of Recluce, Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, The Tin Woodman of Oz, The Magic of Oz, The Bedwetter, Get Fuzzy's "The Stinking",
The Magician's Nephew, Point Counter Point, Watchmen, Glinda of Oz, The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, The Horse and His Boy, Prince Caspian, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, The Wind in the Willows, The Silver Chair, The Last Battle, The Fixer, The Subtle Knife, A High Wind in Jamaica, The Borrowers, Rontel by Sam Pink, The Amber Spyglass

I've read most of the Xanth novels and many of the Star Wars novels. Lawrence Watt-Evans is probably my favorite fantasy author, but I've read quite a bit from many different dudes and ladies. That sort is stuff is pretty much what I read exclusively until a few years ago. (Haha, re-reading this section...can you really call the Star Wars books "novels"?)

Movies - Oldboy (not the spike lee joint), Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pierrot le fou, Billy Madison, Paris Is Burning, The Machine Girl, The City of Lost Children, Terminator 2, The Godfather, Ponyo, Jules et Jim, Reefer Madness: The Musical, Mary and Max, Primer, Brick, Mozart and the Whale, Robocop, Toy Story 1/3, City of God, The Princess Bride, A Dirty Carnival, Good Bye, Lenin! I really like documentaries too.
(I can't stand misunderstandings, cars that won't start, and guns used as plot devices!)

Music - I am currently in love with Italo-Disco. 90's hiphop, 80's pop, speed/power metal, 90's dance, bubblegum pop, synthpop, crust punk, oldies, industrial, ebm...among others. I'm insanely picky though. Even bands I'm really into have songs I cannot stand. Country music makes me want to jump out of a plane without a parachute. Leftover Crack, VNV Nation, CCR, Tech N9ne, VAST, Toy-Box, Rammstein, Marcy Playground, Billy Talent, Primal Fear, Tupac, Our Lady Peace, Chevelle, KMFDM, Iron & Wine, Dead Prez, Girls Aloud, Pain, The Offspring, Solid Base, Finger Eleven, Regina Spektor

Food - Unfortunately carb heavy things like pasta and bread. Also a sucker for a good Chinese dish (sesame chicken!) or a tasty dessert. White Fudge Oreos! Mexican rices RULES

TV - True Detective (it lives up to the hype!) Battlestar Galactica (the newer one, duh), Seinfeld, Beavis and Butthead, Top Model (international versions included), Naruto, Deadwood, King of Queens, Junkyard Wars, Mythbusters, The Wire, Cowboy Bebop, MST3K, Freaks and Geeks, RuPaul's Drag Race, Breaking Bad, ST:TNG > all the others, Bleach, DuckTales, Community, Modern Family, Digimon, Justified, House MD, Full Metal Alchemist, Project Runway (international versions included), Dexter, Warehouse 13, Game of Thrones.

Video Games - Currently obsessed with Dragon's Dogma. Fallout: New Vegas, Skyrim, Pokemon HeartGold. Kingdom Hearts (The first one especially), Chrono Trigger, Fallout3, Kingdoms of Amalur, most of the Zeldas, Super Mario World!!, almost all the Final Fantasy games, Animal Crossing. I loved the first couple of Tony Hawk games. Mario Kart for the n64. 2d Castlevanias. Super Nintendo is better than all the rest. BUT MINE IS BROKEN!

Web comics - Nedroid, Hark! A Vagrant, White Ninja, Dinosaur Comics, My Cardboard Life, Extra Ordinary, Perry Bible Fellowship

Artists - Whistler (mostly because of The Thames in Ice), Aivazovsky, Yves Tanguy, Caravaggio, J. M. W. Turner (I love maritime art)
The six things I could never do without
I'd totally be into a minimalist lifestyle. However, I thought of a couple of items.

Modern plumbing
Glasses
Pants

Stick me on an island with those things and I will be okay.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
*I apologize for the length of this section. I don't think about all the following things THAT much. *

How sad it is that we live in a world where most people are too busy just trying to make a living to pursue their passions. In reality people spend the majority of their time doing things they don't really want to do. Capitalism, bah!

Pot shouldn't be completely illegal while alcohol and nicotine are legal. I don't smoke anything nor do I drink alcohol...but seriously, it's okay for me to drink 11 beers but not smoke one joint? Are you kidding me?

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com

Why don't I have a really cool, gay friend?

It sure is a crock that mouse holes in real life are nothing like mouse holes from cartoons.

It's 2014. Why are there never any multiracial couples in commercials? I understand why there aren't homosexual couples because this backwards country is crazy homophobic, but not even anything inter-racial? Racist-ass commercials. Game shows too. They tend to shy away from homosexual players but I don't often see any multiracial couples playing Wheel of Fortune. Just saying. (I wrote this long before that whole Cheerios multiracial commercial thing...but, SEE - PEOPLE ARE RACIST!)

It's so crazy unfair that I'm allergic to cats because I want one. This, I do think about on a daily basis.

'Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.' - Eisenhower

I can't stand all the ass kissing that goes on when someone dies. If they were so awesome why weren't you kissing their ass when they were alive. AND...am I to believe that EVERY person that dies was practically a saint? I hope if they make a documentary of my life they include interviews with people that don't like me so it's not just a two-hour ass kissing party.

Dolphins. They sleep with one eye open just so they can FUCK YOU UP. Plus, I hear they're known for raping divers. So they're also sexually violent.

People that linger. I am sick of people lingering at the store or in a hallway or on a sidewalk COMPLETELY oblivious to anyone else around them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Actually...usually in bed by 10 because I work 95% of Saturdays at 6am! I'd rather "go out" on weeknights anyway. Less people around to annoy me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do my best to conserve energy but I have fallen into the habit of leaving a light on in my bathroom overnight due to an irrational fear of "bad guys coming to kill me."

I have no shame. I'll admit anything. The judgements of others do not concern me. I try to keep it classy though, for self-respectful reasons.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think you can put up with me. I'm quite the misanthrope. 'While misanthropes express a general dislike for humanity on the whole, they generally have normal relationships with specific people.' That describes me pretty well, actually. 'effectively functioning in society has little or no value to the misanthrope, and the prospect of fitting into their culture seems to them like idiocy' Again, very much like me. 'They will typically be very selective with whom they choose to associate' So....if you don't think you can deal with that, I doubt we're going to get along.

You can accept the fact that I HAATE The Rolling Stones. Except for "Paint it Black". That song is alright.

If you think you're weird, awkward, dorky, misunderstood, quiet, shy...don't worry, I find those traits endearing.

You want to speak with British accents all day. OR! Want to roleplay that were ARE British while shopping or dining out or something. Other accents are fine too. I'm not dead set on British. Made up or mixed up bad accents are fun too, we'll just confuse the hell out of everyone. "I say old chap, ya'll gots them dope pancakes in this joint? My mates and I came all the way from Australia for your bloody pancakes and we-sa likes-sa eat-sa them with our pizza pies. Mamma mia!"

You are Canadian.

You're a redhead. I don't believe in souls anyway.

You checked 'dislikes children' on you profile. That just means you're awesome. OkCupid removed that choice! Weak.