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PropertyIsTheft

31 Eugene, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Uh-Oh!...I just sold my house in Kansas and drove to Oregon! Wanting to explore the area. Also, hiking, biking, racquetball, swimming, all that. I really want to explore highway 58 and various coastal areas along the 101. Bodies of water in general are cool as well.

Facetious. Introvert. Pessimistic/Cynical or Realistic if you're nasty. Snarky. Actually, I am incredibly polite... though my introverted nature might make me appear rude/stuck-up sometimes. I suffer from a little bit of Peter-Pan-Syndrome but I'm rather responsible when it comes to adult things. Large crowds and drunk strangers make me uncomfortable. Museums, flea markets, antique malls, used book stores, libraries, parks, diners, and thrift stores are some places I am a fan of. Also Home Depot...I rarely purchase anything but I just like looking around in there. Plus, it smells awesome! Invent some sort of Home Depot air freshener and I'll buy the crap out of it.

I would like to get to know and date a really great person. However, I'm not going to date just for the sake of companionship. I don't get caught up in the whole idea of people needing to couple up in order to be happy/complete/blah blah. I'd rather be single than settle for a subpar relationship. Basically, I just want someone that is smart and fun to go with me to museums, zoos, bookstores, oceans/lakes/rivers/puddles, whatever, and to spend lazy days with; playing scrabble, watching the best cartoons that came out when we were kids, and listening to silly music. It doesn't have to be complicated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying/Wanting to teach myself -
ASL, German (took it in high school but remember about a dozen words) and then maybe Chinese. Also - juggling, drumming (not now due to living in an apartment), oil-painting, drawing beyond a 5 year-old level, how to be a better writer, lock-picking.

I really don't know. There are a few things I'm interested in but I haven't found anything that I'm so passionate about that I could just do it and forget about eating and sleeping. THAT IS WHAT I WANT. I'm interested in film-making, directing/editing. Maybe voice-acting - I'm good at coming up with different voices. I've got a box full of ideas for a sort of web comic like thing. Another box that is just random creative ideas for stories, drawings, song parodies and whatever else. I dabble in photography. I really enjoyed a welding class I took. I think I'd be a good radio personality too. Maybe a part-time gig at a library or bookstore would be fun.

I actually did recently start a webcomic. It isn't completely horrible. Got burnt out on it pretty quickly though. There is a built in link there if you are using a computer instead of a dumb phone.

Modern society is so...anxious, frazzled, nuts. Desperate for money, constantly worried about work they don't find rewarding or even enjoy, and trying to keep up to date with every little thing in the world that has nothing to do with them. No one should give a shit about what their cousin just had for dinner or that someone from high school they haven't spoken to in a decade went to a concert.

I'm not a bum or anything. I am employed "full-time" which they're calling 30-40 hours a week but generally has me working 32, with 40 every so often. I make plenty of money and have a bundle from selling my home so as to not have to stress about finances. I am just not into society's expectations in regards to careers, student loans, decades of debt requiring too much obligation, working 60 hours a week to afford a super nice house I barely have time to enjoy, a sweet car I only drive to and from work, etc, etc
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I evoke hyperbole like it's going out of style.

Being funny. If you'll allow me to be slightly full of myself for just a second...I'm hilarious. I can alter my humor to fit the situation. Sometimes I"ll pull out some c-material for the folks at work and still get the room laughing. Usually just quick witted and full of references. Master of the call-back. I can get really dark and morbid too because I find that sort of thing hilarious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Pretty eyes", "Adorable hair", "Cute mouth"

I smile in real life too, I just can't fake it for pictures. Oh, and I guess I don't walk around with bedhead all day too often...at least in public. I have poor posture too, but it's not important enough for me to focus on standing straight constantly...I got other shit to think about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Note - most of these lists are for my own record keeping more than anything. You are welcome to skip to the next section.

Currently reading
The Enormous Room
Harry Potter 3
The Handmaid's Tale
Goethe's Faust

Notables from the last few years - Les Miserables, The Count of Monte Cristo, Brave New World, Moby Dick (I quit, because Moby Dick sucks. Actually tried reading it TWICE), Of Human Bondage, Watership Down, The Sound and the Fury (Didn't finish, found it profoundly annoying), Peter Pan, The Three Musketeers, Robinson Crusoe (and it's lame, racist sequel), The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Black Boy, The Bell Jar, Geek Love, Winnie the Pooh, The Gum Thief, Night, The River, Magician: Apprentice, The Princess Bride, The Golden Compass, Glinda of Oz (read all of the original Oz books), An American Tragedy (I quit halfway through because I couldn't stand the main character)

Movies - Oldboy, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pierrot le fou, Paris Is Burning, The Machine Girl, The City of Lost Children, Terminator 2, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Godfather, Ponyo, Jules et Jim, Reefer Madness: The Musical, Mary and Max, Primer, Brick, Robocop, Toy Story 1/3, City of God, The Princess Bride, A Dirty Carnival. I really like documentaries, too. Lots of old cartoons from Disney/Nickelodeon still saved on VHS from my childhood.
(I can't stand misunderstandings, cars that won't start, and guns used as plot devices!)

Music - I am currently in love with Italo-Disco and New Jack Swing. 90's hiphop, 80's pop, speed/power metal, 90's dance, bubblegum pop, synthpop, crust punk, oldies, industrial, ebm...among others. I'm insanely picky though. Even bands I'm really into have songs I cannot stand. Country music makes me want to jump out of a plane without a parachute. Leftover Crack, VNV Nation, Tech N9ne, VAST, Toy-Box, Rammstein, Marcy Playground, Billy Talent, Primal Fear, Tupac, Our Lady Peace, Chevelle, KMFDM, Iron & Wine, Dead Prez, Girls Aloud, Pain, The Offspring, Solid Base, Finger Eleven, Regina Spektor

Food - Unfortunately carb heavy things like pasta and bread. Also a sucker for a good Chinese dish (sesame chicken!) or a tasty dessert. White Fudge Oreos! Mexican rices RULES. Lemonade.

TV - Seinfeld, Beavis and Butthead, Top Model (international versions included), Naruto, Deadwood, King of Queens, Junkyard Wars, Mythbusters, The Wire, Cowboy Bebop, MST3K, Freaks and Geeks, RuPaul's Drag Race, ST:TNG > all the others, DuckTales, Digimon, Justified, House MD, Project Runway (international versions included), Warehouse 13, Game of Thrones, Planet Earth, Person of Interest, Workaholics, The IT Crowd

Video Games - Spending time with Dragon Age Inquisition currently. XCOM, Dragon's Dogma, Fallout: New Vegas, Skyrim, Pokemon HeartGold. Kingdom Hearts (The first one especially), Chrono Trigger, Fallout3, Kingdoms of Amalur, Tales series, most of the Zeldas, Super Mario World!!, almost all the Final Fantasy games, Animal Crossing. I loved the first couple of Tony Hawk games. Mario Kart for the n64. 2d Castlevanias. Super Nintendo is better than all the rest...BUT MINE IS BROKEN!

Web comics - Nedroid, Hark! A Vagrant, White Ninja, Dinosaur Comics, My Cardboard Life, Extra Ordinary, Perry Bible Fellowship

Artists - Whistler (mostly because of The Thames in Ice), Aivazovsky, Yves Tanguy, Caravaggio, J. M. W. Turner (I love maritime art), Goya
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff. I don't need anything. Except this. And that's the only thing I need is this. I don't need this or this. Just this pair of prescription glasses... And this modern plumbing. - The glasses and the modern plumbing and that's all I need... And this nap time. - The glasses, the plumbing, and the naps, and that's all I need... I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How sad it is that we live in a world where most people are too busy just trying to make a living to pursue their passions. In reality people spend the majority of their time doing things they don't really want to do. Capitalism, bah!

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It sure is a crock that mouse holes in real life are nothing like mouse holes from cartoons. Also that eyes don't glow in the dark. Huge let down.

It's so crazy unfair that I'm allergic to cats because I want one.

I can't stand all the ass kissing that goes on when someone dies. If they were so awesome - why weren't you kissing their ass when they were alive. AND...am I to believe that EVERY person that dies was practically a saint? I hope if they make a documentary of my life they include interviews with people that don't like me so it's not just a two-hour ass kissing party.

Dolphins. They sleep with one eye open just so they can FUCK YOU UP. Plus, I hear they're known for raping divers. So they're also sexually violent.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I refuse to answer this generic question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll admit anything. The judgments of others do not concern me. I try to keep it classy though, because I have self-respect.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you can put up with me. I'm quite the misanthrope.
-'While misanthropes express a general dislike for humanity on the whole, they generally have normal relationships with specific people.'
- 'effectively functioning in society has little or no value to the misanthrope, and the prospect of fitting into their culture seems to them like idiocy'
-'They will typically be very selective with whom they choose to associate'

You want to speak with British accents all day. OR! Want to roleplay that were ARE British while shopping or dining out. Other accents are fine too. Made up or mixed up bad accents are fun also, we'll just confuse the hell out of everyone.

You are Canadian.

You're a redhead. I don't believe in souls anyway.

You checked 'dislikes children' on you profile. That just means you're awesome. OkCupid removed that choice! Weak. But still, if you do not want kids or have kids, that is ideal as I am not having any.