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37 Croydon, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 1
White, Other
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've got about two months to find a girlfriend and to move in with her before I have to move back with my mother in New Addington.

That is why I am here.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in Battersea, living in Croydon. Just coasting along; bumming, I suppose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the guitar - I do a really good rendition of The Bends and My Iron Lung by Radiohead; I can both sing and play Stretch out and Wait by The Smiths as well as a handful of other tunes by them, such as These Things Take Time and That Joke isn't Funny Anymore. I do a really good version of The Wild Ones by Suede and Crying Lightening by the Arctic Monkeys.
I'm good with Excel and I can touch type.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How young I look for my age
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book - Lots of shorts stories, anthologies, that sort of thing.
Movies - I watched Jesus of Montreal, recently, having picked it up at a second shop. The last film on my LoveFilm list was Sunset Bulevard from the 1950s. It was really good. I like to come onto for film ideas. If someone's listed some really good recent films, you can be sure the ones I've not heard of will be good, too.
Shows - watching that French thing at the moment.
Music - I've really been scraping the barrel, recently, with my music ideas. Still listening to Leonard Cohen and Neil Young. Recently bought an anthology of Edith Piath songs in Bromley. I think it was £6 for 40 songs! Bargain, and a lot of them are fantastic.
Food - I go back time and time again to my 2002 edition of Delias' One Is Fun book - its fantastic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar, my stereo, my earplugs, my bicycle, my MP3 player
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do at the weekend
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The News Quiz on Radio Four, followed a little later on by Gardeners' World and a trip to the off licence
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Email me and find out!

No not really, I once recorded babestation daytime.
You should message me if
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You're not too good looking, but not terribly fat either and you're interested in meeting up for dinner or a drink.